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Old 03-04-2007, 10:35 AM   #1
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Strangest thing ever happened to you at a fast food restaurant

A few months ago I ordered a Bacon, Egg and Cheese combo at the drive thru. As I 'm driving down the road I open the biscuit and two bites are gone.
Needless to say I did not eat it and did not feel like going back.
I fed it to the dog.
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Old 03-04-2007, 10:37 AM   #2
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i put a pubic hair on the five i gave to the drive thru guy.
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Old 03-04-2007, 10:38 AM   #3
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Old 03-04-2007, 11:01 AM   #4
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One time at Taco Bell I swear to God the lady said "Have a nice day."
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Old 03-04-2007, 11:04 AM   #5
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Once I was at a Burger King and a family of four came from the KFC across the street with their meal and sat down in the Burger King without buying anything and layed out their meal to eat it and refill their drinks. The manager tossed them out to the cheers and jeers of the customers.

One time I was standing in the line at a McDonalds in West Palm beach and Burt Renyolds got in line behind me.

Then there was the time I was in the drive thru with four guys and a baby in front of me. While the guy was giving his order, the guy in the back seat opened his door and dropped out a dirty diaper right there under the menu order board.

I had bought a t-shirt during spring break and it looked like the McDonalds logo except instead of McDonalds it said "Marijuana over 32 million stoned"
Not thinking, I walked into a McDonalds wearing it and caused a big comotion with the manager getting involved.

One time I was at Burger King on the strip in Ft Lauderdale and a big black guy got into a fight with the security guard. The place was full but nobdy helped the guard. His gun got loose and people scattered. I ran next door to the " Candy Store " bar to get the bouncers. My friend stood at the counter the whole time. I said "WTF are you doing! Didn't you see that guns were out". He looked at me calmly and said " I was waiting for my fries "
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:25 PM   #6
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one day the person taking my order spoke english and got my order right.
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:31 PM   #7
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Had a burgerking meal once that tasted good. Once.
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:36 PM   #8
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nothing of intrest..
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:36 PM   #9
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Old 03-04-2007, 02:43 PM   #10
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some friend of mine took his burger...
removed the top-bread and slammed it again the window
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:05 PM   #11
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I went to McDonalds once and they forgot to give me my toy with the happy meal
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:08 PM   #12
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TRUE STORY

last night at 4AM i was drunk,

drove me to Mc donalds, i ordered 1 drink, 2 burgers and 1 fry

i got home and i had an extra hamburger but they forgot the fries!!
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:09 PM   #13
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oh...btw i didnt drive drink, i called a taxi
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:14 PM   #14
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Got a free blowjob from the gal at the counter.
It was a promo for the new fast food chain.


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Old 03-04-2007, 03:14 PM   #15
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strangest thing that happened to a fast food worker

https://youtube.com/results?searc...re+in+the+hole
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:23 PM   #16
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strangest thing that happened to a fast food worker

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Old 03-04-2007, 03:27 PM   #17
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I gave the cashier $11.32 for a $6.32 order, and they actually gave me the correct change back without getting too confused.

That was in 1973 though. Times were different then.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:35 PM   #18
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One time i ran through a McDonalds naked.. but thats another story in itself.

This is kind of entertaining:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=FLn45-7Pn2Y
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:47 PM   #19
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I ordered at MacDonald's from a guy who's last name is "fucker" on the worker tag...
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:49 PM   #20
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Strangest thing? They actually got my order right. I never knew a 16 year old kid making minimum wage could be capable of such things.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:51 PM   #21
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McDonalds gave me food poisoning.
Spent 3 days straight sitting on the toilet, while puking into the bathtub.
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Old 03-04-2007, 03:52 PM   #22
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A woman pissed herself, then slipped and fell in her own piss, got up and ran out the door and either farted loudly or shit herself as she left.
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Old 03-04-2007, 05:46 PM   #23
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i was at wendys ordering and a fucking train of ants was crawling right behind the fuckin register!
i made a big scene about it and the half the lineup behind me did not order food there that day! lol

true story.
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Old 03-04-2007, 05:48 PM   #24
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oh...btw i didnt drive drink, i called a taxi
ahahahah "DIDNT DRIVE DRINK"???? still hung over?
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Old 03-04-2007, 06:08 PM   #25
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one day the person taking my order spoke english and got my order right.
Oh shit thats crazy. Have not heard many stories like that before.
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This one time at McDonalds I dove in the ball pit and found a perfectly good dead baby girl that somebody had just tossed in there.
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:38 PM   #27
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This one time at McDonalds I dove in the ball pit and found a perfectly good dead baby girl that somebody had just tossed in there.
Sure it wasn't Chuck E Cheese?
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:50 PM   #30
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About 10 years ago I was at a Fudruckers and ordered a hamburger and fries. When I took my first bite of the burger a bloody bandaid fell out of the other half of the burger. It was the most discusting thing that's ever happened to me durring a meal. I spit out the food and for about the next 7 years or so I couldnt eat a hamburger without gagging.
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My friends ex drove to the McDonalds drunk but passed out in the drive-thru line... what really puts the icing on the cake is that her baby is in the backseat, strapped into the carseat, but the carseat isnt strapped to anything...dumbass
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