Funerals? Do they have to do what you want? - GoFuckYourself.com

spacedog · 03-04-2007, 10:14 PM

Just curious..

If I want my funeral to be a certain way, is there a document I can have drafted to make sure it happens?

Do they have to do what I want?

I want the hearse to be equipped with a super loud sound system on full blast playing "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen with a bunch of Voodoo style dancers dancing in front of it marching down the street.

nikki99 · 03-04-2007, 10:23 PM

for your funeral you will be fucking dead... so....

porno jew · 03-04-2007, 10:29 PM

funny, i thought it would be burning to death in a compound surrounded by BATF agents with megadeth blasting.

RedShoe · 03-04-2007, 10:31 PM

DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.

cranki · 03-04-2007, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.

only in america...

madawgz · 03-04-2007, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.

those living funerals creep me the fuck out

Spunky · 03-04-2007, 10:38 PM

Make it as elaborate as your budget allows..

spacedog · 03-04-2007, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew

funny, i thought it would be burning to death in a compound surrounded by BATF agents with megadeth blasting.

Comprehension a little too tough for you or something?

Damian_Maxcash · 03-04-2007, 10:45 PM

Depends on how much you are leaving in the will......

Fap · 03-04-2007, 10:46 PM

For my funeral I want it to be closes casket. And while everyone is crying about my death, i will to come from the ceiling attached to strings while strobe lights go off and i dance.

martinsc · 03-04-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.

damn... that's sick....

Damian_Maxcash · 03-04-2007, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

DUDE!! Move to Cali, You can do a "Pre-funeral" so you can actually be there. Or a "Living Funeral" It's cool, all your friends come and basically send you off.

That sounds great - you could really liven it up and top yourself at the end!!

D · 03-04-2007, 11:41 PM

I think your main hurdle would be getting the city permits for the dancers walking down the street.

Aside from that, outline and pay for it up front, and they should do whatever you like - especially if you foot the bill on your lawyer attending the event in an official capacity while being privy to all the contracts...

Otherwise, whoever may be footing the bill at the time - well, i reckon it's their call... even if you left them the funds to cover the expenses.

03-04-2007, 10:14 PM	#1
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	Funerals? Do they have to do what you want? Just curious.. If I want my funeral to be a certain way, is there a document I can have drafted to make sure it happens? Do they have to do what I want? I want the hearse to be equipped with a super loud sound system on full blast playing "Another One Bites The Dust" by Queen with a bunch of Voodoo style dancers dancing in front of it marching down the street.

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03-04-2007, 11:41 PM	#13
D Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Valley Posts: 7,412	I think your main hurdle would be getting the city permits for the dancers walking down the street. Aside from that, outline and pay for it up front, and they should do whatever you like - especially if you foot the bill on your lawyer attending the event in an official capacity while being privy to all the contracts... Otherwise, whoever may be footing the bill at the time - well, i reckon it's their call... even if you left them the funds to cover the expenses. __________________ -D. ICQ: 202-96-31

03-04-2007, 10:29 PM	#3
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	funny, i thought it would be burning to death in a compound surrounded by BATF agents with megadeth blasting.

03-04-2007, 10:45 PM	#9
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	Depends on how much you are leaving in the will......

03-04-2007, 10:46 PM	#10
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	For my funeral I want it to be closes casket. And while everyone is crying about my death, i will to come from the ceiling attached to strings while strobe lights go off and i dance.