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Once I was at a Burger King and a family of four came from the KFC across the street with their meal and sat down in the Burger King without buying anything and layed out their meal to eat it and refill their drinks. The manager tossed them out to the cheers and jeers of the customers.
One time I was standing in the line at a McDonalds in West Palm beach and Burt Renyolds got in line behind me.
Then there was the time I was in the drive thru with four guys and a baby in front of me. While the guy was giving his order, the guy in the back seat opened his door and dropped out a dirty diaper right there under the menu order board.
I had bought a t-shirt during spring break and it looked like the McDonalds logo except instead of McDonalds it said "Marijuana over 32 million stoned"
Not thinking, I walked into a McDonalds wearing it and caused a big comotion with the manager getting involved.
One time I was at Burger King on the strip in Ft Lauderdale and a big black guy got into a fight with the security guard. The place was full but nobdy helped the guard. His gun got loose and people scattered. I ran next door to the " Candy Store " bar to get the bouncers. My friend stood at the counter the whole time. I said "WTF are you doing! Didn't you see that guns were out". He looked at me calmly and said " I was waiting for my fries "
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