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Banned!
Join Date: Jul 2002
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What makes you think your a webmaster?? Give us one good reason
Well lets hear it..
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So Fucking Banananananas
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because my email address is webmaster@ my url .com
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Location: Tampa yomebe -at- hotmail
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I can> view source>copy>paste
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: icq: 121189
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My icq # is 6 digits.
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I also have a 6 digit ICQ, and know how to run and take care of every aspect of my business (Except hosting, no need to since phatservers kicks ass).
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some very interesting and funny posts. LOL
I guess its easy to be a webmaster now and days. If you make a living strickly from online adult entertainment. you are a webmaster if not keep working hard |
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mmm yeah!
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i check my stats frequently
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A freakin' legend!
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Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA
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Because my GFY post count is over 1,000.
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I love to racism, bro!
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Location: USA! USA! USA!
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Not much beside some sites and a moderate income. I am sorely lacking in mad skillz. I got into this to learn computers and I'm still learning.
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Unvaxxed, still alive. |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Lazyness is a lifestyle
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Because I post here.
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Banned!
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soon adult companies will take over the mainstream market. at least I'm working on it. |
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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Location: NYC Area
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I make money and run both adult and mainstream websites full-time for about 10 years. I think that is what qualifies me as a webmaster.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jul 2002
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and what if you make your living from the web but dont even know HTML?
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I'm here for SPORT
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cause I hit 380lbs in 04
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Beacuse i know to code html and php in notepad.
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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What are you down to now? You're wasting away to practically nothing!
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Your a surfmaster I guess. I know html front and back but that's about it. I haven't even tried to learn php but I'm sure I could learn it if I wanted to. I also know how to build and run a tgp but they seem to be a waste of time to me
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Maryland ICQ:87038677
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im on the webz, its going down...
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I think that if a person owns and runs at least one site (even if they don't make a dime) they are a webmaster.
Now a successful webmaster is a different story, but for that you would need to define success, which doesn't have the same definition for everyone.
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Confirmed IT Professional
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I run interwebs.
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Confirmed IT Professional
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By the way, if you can't code html or some kind of web markup/programming language you are not a webmaster. Bottom line.
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Jesus loves bacon
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I know the difference between your and you're ;-)
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ex-TeenGodFather
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I here you, I know the difference two. I´just hate the people who post here because they're making sigviews for sponcers, and typing isn't their forte. I personally post here out of boardom and to waist time. But atleast my typing's good, for a foreign kid that is.
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I guarantee it
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Confirmed User
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Because I can sit in my underware and make enough to live on.
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Been around since late 1996 in adult running AVS sites, TGPs, Free Sites, doing graphics, coding PHP/MySQL, flash / actionscript, RSS, SEO, Paysites, video editing, Affiliate programs and a slew of other various projects. Started in mainstream web development in 1991.
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Old broad
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Location: Away
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working on my tan
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Location: Oakville, Canada
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I have a 6 digit ICQ # that I registered myself back in the day.
I write my HTML, and PHP in notepad. I can administrate my own server. I can administrate my own network. I can deal with business management, business development and application deployment. I know what a TeeGeePee is. I know what an MmmGeePee is. I know what a search engine is, why it's important to me and my business and how to manipulate it into thinking Bush is a failure. Because it says so on my business card. Because my mommy said so. I could go on...
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Totally Borked
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so, reading the comments if I were to run a network of sites, regardless of how much they made, but paid someone to do the grunt work of 'webmaster', would I qualify?
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Masterbaiter
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because my mommy said so!
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Totally Borked
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and to those that say 'because I know html and php' you need to get on the ball a bit more.... things have advance a bit since then ;)
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Old broad
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Location: Oakville, Canada
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Spending the time trying to keep up with the Jones' by yourself will keep your business two steps behind.
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Because that was the upgrade name we were given when we switched from being SYSOPS
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because I use FIREFOCKS
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Totally Borked
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hence my previous question to that one
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Black Vagina Finder
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I've put more ghetto girls online than any other individual.
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Outside looking in.
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My real name is Al Gore and since I invented the web I am THE Webmaster!!
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Banned!
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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i own a .com
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ICQ: 304-611-162
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I'am not thinking i'am a webmaster, i fiddle with some sites, that's all...
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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