Originally Posted by jact

I have a 6 digit ICQ # that I registered myself back in the day.

I write my HTML, and PHP in notepad.

I can administrate my own server.

I can administrate my own network.

I can deal with business management, business development and application deployment.

I know what a TeeGeePee is.

I know what an MmmGeePee is.

I know what a search engine is, why it's important to me and my business and how to manipulate it into thinking Bush is a failure.

Because it says so on my business card.

Because my mommy said so.

I could go on...