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madawgz · 02-16-2007, 12:19 AM

i was wondering if its worth it...

from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

that screws up my plans of falling asleep right after i explode

so whats the average time preparing the fleshlight before and after use?

JenniDahling · 02-16-2007, 12:21 AM

Run it under warm/hot water... but make sure you remove the plastic tube before you stick your winky in

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 12:25 AM

bro ill ship one out to you if you will video tape yourself using it

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 12:26 AM

bro ill ship one out to you if you will video tape yourself using it

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 12:27 AM

throw it in the dishwasher if you want

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 12:27 AM

throw it in the dishwasher if you want

madawgz · 02-16-2007, 12:33 AM

im already getting one shipped to me juicy ;)

madawgz · 02-16-2007, 12:50 AM

so what kind of time are we looking at here?

10 mins in total?

madawgz · 02-16-2007, 12:58 AM

Adultnet · 02-16-2007, 01:03 AM

lol great sexy toy

xclusive · 02-16-2007, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

so what kind of time are we looking at here?

10 mins in total?

Nah I see you as more of a 2 minute man

dissipate · 02-16-2007, 01:04 AM

Be sure to wash it after use... i dont even want to think about what that thing would look like if you forgot about it and it was left sitting for a couple months.

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 01:06 AM

i just whip it out and use it , i dont warm it up

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

Be sure to wash it after use... i dont even want to think about what that thing would look like if you forgot about it and it was left sitting for a couple months.

i thorw em out after each use , i got like hundred or so here

xclusive · 02-16-2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

i just whip it out and use it , i dont warm it up

That's what I do with my wife

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 01:07 AM

there is a new vibrator you can stick in the bottom also

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 01:08 AM

madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

cheekycherry · 02-16-2007, 01:09 AM

Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

xclusive · 02-16-2007, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by cheekycherry

Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

Sounds a lot like my wife

madawgz · 02-16-2007, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

LOL

i know ;)

when i hit 50,000 points on platinum bucks they'll send me someone special

or i could actually find a date i guess

madawgz · 02-16-2007, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry

Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

meh, i dont think that will bother me

Nookster · 02-16-2007, 01:27 AM

I got one from a contest last year. Love it. My girl likes using it on me.

I even recommended it to a few of my friends and some got it.

Nookster · 02-16-2007, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

meh, i dont think that will bother me

Yea, when it comes to that, as long as you have no mental problems, you'll just think...hey it's better than my hand!

Scott McD · 02-16-2007, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

Don't waste it for him...

Scott McD · 02-16-2007, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

i was wondering if its worth it...

from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

nah, i didn't warm it up. just stuck my dick in it the second i recieved it...

Jace · 02-16-2007, 01:43 AM

I have two of them here...the anal one with the bumpy inside is the best! haha

madawgz · 02-16-2007, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nookster

I got one from a contest last year. Love it. My girl likes using it on me.

I even recommended it to a few of my friends and some got it.

awesome

Lance69 · 02-16-2007, 03:37 AM

Doesn't have to be warm, your body will do that. Just lay on your back with it under you, then tickle your nutsack while it warms up. As for falling asleep just wash it in the mornin', jam the hole of one end directly under the tap and all will be fine.

Or so I've been told.

Juicy D. Links · 02-16-2007, 03:40 AM

maddogie if you get laid by may 1 2007 i will send you all the fleshlight models

CIVMatt · 02-16-2007, 08:00 AM

Fucking CJ sent me one and Kelly got her hands on it and she's more addicted to using it on me then just letting me play with it...

I can honestly say I've been raped with a Fleshlight now more then once, it was brutal.

comeplay · 02-16-2007, 08:02 AM

does fleshlightcash send one free for taking so long to approve your account you forgot you applied?? haha

cpt. insaino · 02-16-2007, 08:04 AM

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Camspot Matt · 02-16-2007, 08:21 AM

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Aneros Josh · 02-16-2007, 08:39 AM

I prefer the "Flower" (Fleshlight Shower) method. When you get in the shower, take off the small end cap and fill the Fleshlight with hot water. Put the end cap back on and let it sit while you soap, shampoo, file your nails, take a shit, bediddle your butthole, whatever it is you do in your daily shower routine, then when you are done with all that, the Fleshlight will be warm and ready to go. Clean up is easy because you are already in the shower although I never bust a nut in my Fleshlight so it's even easier. Maybe this was a little TMI but oh well...hahaha

scottybuzz · 02-16-2007, 08:43 AM

hahaha this thread is great. might get one myself except fleshlights look a bit top small for me

Aneros Josh · 02-16-2007, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

hahaha this thread is great. might get one myself except fleshlights look a bit top small for me

You know how many guys say that when they order...hahaha...trust me, you'll fit....and if you don't, you should be in porn

fris · 02-16-2007, 09:41 AM

masturbation is a sin

Lance69 · 02-16-2007, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by FleshJosh

Clean up is easy because you are already in the shower although I never bust a nut in my Fleshlight so it's even easier. Maybe this was a little TMI but oh well...hahaha

Dude that's just wrong. The best part of a fleshlight is it doesn't get pregnant or have STD's (unless you lend it out

) capping a nut in that thing is the best part!

Aneros Josh · 02-16-2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Lance69

Dude that's just wrong. The best part of a fleshlight is it doesn't get pregnant or have STD's (unless you lend it out

) capping a nut in that thing is the best part!

I guess I feel obligated to cuddle and usually I don't have time

Elli · 02-16-2007, 03:37 PM

This thread gave me a huge smile for some reason. Men are so cute sometimes

u-Bob · 02-16-2007, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

hehe, was gonna post the same thing

CaptainHowdy · 02-16-2007, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Fris

masturbation is a sin

Amen, brother...

riddler · 02-16-2007, 06:20 PM

mediumpimpin' sent me a fleshlight a few or so ago, i must say its like the real thing its just kinda creepy in a sense but none the less good if you aint got no cushie stuff around..

Scott McD · 02-16-2007, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

masturbation is a sin

That's why i never do it...

crockett · 02-16-2007, 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

i was wondering if its worth it...

from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

that screws up my plans of falling asleep right after i explode

so whats the average time preparing the fleshlight before and after use?

Hey man you can have mine..it's slightly used.

HouseHead · 02-16-2007, 06:31 PM

Juicy send me one for free k thx

stickyfingerz · 02-17-2007, 07:27 AM

http://www.greatoutdoorsdepot.com/prism-ezheat.html

Pack a bunch of these inside it between the casing and the insert. Instant hot pussy. (or ass or mouth)

madawgz · 02-21-2007, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

maddogie if you get laid by may 1 2007 i will send you all the fleshlight models

ill try my best

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