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  • madawgz
    8.8.8.8
    • Mar 2006
    • 30509

    #1

    Own a fleshlight?

    i was wondering if its worth it...

    from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

    that screws up my plans of falling asleep right after i explode

    so whats the average time preparing the fleshlight before and after use?



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  • JenniDahling
    Market Penetration Specialist
    • Jul 2005
    • 5285

    #2
    Run it under warm/hot water... but make sure you remove the plastic tube before you stick your winky in

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      bro ill ship one out to you if you will video tape yourself using it

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      • Juicy D. Links
        So Fucking Banned
        • Apr 2001
        • 122992

        #4
        bro ill ship one out to you if you will video tape yourself using it

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          throw it in the dishwasher if you want

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            throw it in the dishwasher if you want

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            • madawgz
              8.8.8.8
              • Mar 2006
              • 30509

              #7
              im already getting one shipped to me juicy ;)
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              • madawgz
                8.8.8.8
                • Mar 2006
                • 30509

                #8
                so what kind of time are we looking at here?

                10 mins in total?
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                • madawgz
                  8.8.8.8
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 30509

                  #9
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                  • Adultnet
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 8713

                    #10
                    lol great sexy toy


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                    • xclusive
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 35218

                      #11
                      Originally posted by madawgz
                      so what kind of time are we looking at here?

                      10 mins in total?
                      Nah I see you as more of a 2 minute man

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                      • dissipate
                        The Dirty Frenchman
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 8904

                        #12
                        Be sure to wash it after use... i dont even want to think about what that thing would look like if you forgot about it and it was left sitting for a couple months.

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                        • Juicy D. Links
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2001
                          • 122992

                          #13
                          i just whip it out and use it , i dont warm it up

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                          • Juicy D. Links
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 122992

                            #14
                            Originally posted by dissipate
                            Be sure to wash it after use... i dont even want to think about what that thing would look like if you forgot about it and it was left sitting for a couple months.
                            i thorw em out after each use , i got like hundred or so here

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                            • xclusive
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 35218

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                              i just whip it out and use it , i dont warm it up
                              That's what I do with my wife

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                              • Juicy D. Links
                                So Fucking Banned
                                • Apr 2001
                                • 122992

                                #16
                                there is a new vibrator you can stick in the bottom also

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                                • Juicy D. Links
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 122992

                                  #17
                                  madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

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                                  • cheekycherry
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Feb 2002
                                    • 1703

                                    #18
                                    Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

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                                    • xclusive
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 35218

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by cheekycherry
                                      Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.
                                      Sounds a lot like my wife

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                                      • madawgz
                                        8.8.8.8
                                        • Mar 2006
                                        • 30509

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                        madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy
                                        LOL

                                        i know ;)

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                                        • madawgz
                                          8.8.8.8
                                          • Mar 2006
                                          • 30509

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by cheekycherry
                                          Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.
                                          meh, i dont think that will bother me
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                                          • Nookster
                                            Confirmed IT Professional
                                            • Nov 2005
                                            • 3744

                                            #22
                                            I got one from a contest last year. Love it. My girl likes using it on me. I even recommended it to a few of my friends and some got it.
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                                            • Nookster
                                              Confirmed IT Professional
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 3744

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                              meh, i dont think that will bother me
                                              Yea, when it comes to that, as long as you have no mental problems, you'll just think...hey it's better than my hand!
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                                              • Scott McD
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                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 67798

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy
                                                Don't waste it for him...


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                                                • Scott McD
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                                                  • Nov 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by madawgz
                                                  i was wondering if its worth it...

                                                  from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after
                                                  nah, i didn't warm it up. just stuck my dick in it the second i recieved it...



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                                                  • Jace
                                                    FBOP Class Of 2013
                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 35562

                                                    #26
                                                    I have two of them here...the anal one with the bumpy inside is the best! haha

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                                                    • madawgz
                                                      8.8.8.8
                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 30509

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Nookster
                                                      I got one from a contest last year. Love it. My girl likes using it on me. I even recommended it to a few of my friends and some got it.
                                                      awesome
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                                                      • Lance69
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jan 2005
                                                        • 2266

                                                        #28
                                                        Doesn't have to be warm, your body will do that. Just lay on your back with it under you, then tickle your nutsack while it warms up. As for falling asleep just wash it in the mornin', jam the hole of one end directly under the tap and all will be fine.
                                                        Or so I've been told.
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                                                        • Juicy D. Links
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992

                                                          #29
                                                          maddogie if you get laid by may 1 2007 i will send you all the fleshlight models

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                                                          • CIVMatt
                                                            Amateur Pimpin
                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                            • 13075

                                                            #30
                                                            Fucking CJ sent me one and Kelly got her hands on it and she's more addicted to using it on me then just letting me play with it...

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                                                            • comeplay
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                                                              • Nov 2004
                                                              • 1435

                                                              #31
                                                              does fleshlightcash send one free for taking so long to approve your account you forgot you applied?? haha
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                                                              • cpt. insaino
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                                                                • Jan 2007
                                                                • 248

                                                                #32
                                                                lol thats funn
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                                                                • Camspot Matt
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                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                  • 68

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Aneros Josh
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Aug 2005
                                                                    • 2038

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I prefer the "Flower" (Fleshlight Shower) method. When you get in the shower, take off the small end cap and fill the Fleshlight with hot water. Put the end cap back on and let it sit while you soap, shampoo, file your nails, take a shit, bediddle your butthole, whatever it is you do in your daily shower routine, then when you are done with all that, the Fleshlight will be warm and ready to go. Clean up is easy because you are already in the shower although I never bust a nut in my Fleshlight so it's even easier. Maybe this was a little TMI but oh well...hahaha

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                                                                    • scottybuzz
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                                                                      • May 2006
                                                                      • 14799

                                                                      #35
                                                                      hahaha this thread is great. might get one myself except fleshlights look a bit top small for me
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                                                                      • Aneros Josh
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                                                                        • Aug 2005
                                                                        • 2038

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by scottybuzz
                                                                        hahaha this thread is great. might get one myself except fleshlights look a bit top small for me
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                                                                        • fris
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                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                          • 55679

                                                                          #37
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                                                                          • Lance69
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                                                                            • Jan 2005
                                                                            • 2266

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by FleshJosh
                                                                            Clean up is easy because you are already in the shower although I never bust a nut in my Fleshlight so it's even easier. Maybe this was a little TMI but oh well...hahaha
                                                                            Dude that's just wrong. The best part of a fleshlight is it doesn't get pregnant or have STD's (unless you lend it out ) capping a nut in that thing is the best part!
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                                                                            • Aneros Josh
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                                                                              • Aug 2005
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by Lance69
                                                                              Dude that's just wrong. The best part of a fleshlight is it doesn't get pregnant or have STD's (unless you lend it out ) capping a nut in that thing is the best part!
                                                                              I guess I feel obligated to cuddle and usually I don't have time

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                                                                              • Elli
                                                                                Reach for those stars!
                                                                                • Apr 2003
                                                                                • 17991

                                                                                #40
                                                                                This thread gave me a huge smile for some reason. Men are so cute sometimes
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                                                                                • u-Bob
                                                                                  there's no $$$ in porn
                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                  • 33063

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                  madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy
                                                                                  hehe, was gonna post the same thing

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                                                                                  • CaptainHowdy
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                                                                                    • Dec 2004
                                                                                    • 94735

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by Fris
                                                                                    masturbation is a sin
                                                                                    Amen, brother...

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                                                                                    • riddler
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Oct 2004
                                                                                      • 3726

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      mediumpimpin' sent me a fleshlight a few or so ago, i must say its like the real thing its just kinda creepy in a sense but none the less good if you aint got no cushie stuff around..

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                                                                                      • Scott McD
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                                                                                        • Nov 2002
                                                                                        • 67798

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Fris
                                                                                        masturbation is a sin
                                                                                        That's why i never do it...


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                                                                                        • crockett
                                                                                          in a van by the river
                                                                                          • May 2003
                                                                                          • 76818

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                          i was wondering if its worth it...

                                                                                          from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

                                                                                          that screws up my plans of falling asleep right after i explode

                                                                                          so whats the average time preparing the fleshlight before and after use?



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                                                                                          • HouseHead
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                                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                                            • 5539

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Juicy send me one for free k thx
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                                                                                            • stickyfingerz
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                                                                                              • Oct 2005
                                                                                              • 24984

                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • madawgz
                                                                                                8.8.8.8
                                                                                                • Mar 2006
                                                                                                • 30509

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                                                maddogie if you get laid by may 1 2007 i will send you all the fleshlight models
                                                                                                ill try my best
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