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madawgz 02-16-2007 12:19 AM

Own a fleshlight?
 
i was wondering if its worth it...

from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

that screws up my plans of falling asleep right after i explode

so whats the average time preparing the fleshlight before and after use?

:helpme :1orglaugh

:winkwink:

JenniDahling 02-16-2007 12:21 AM

Run it under warm/hot water... but make sure you remove the plastic tube before you stick your winky in:winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 12:25 AM

bro ill ship one out to you if you will video tape yourself using it

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 12:26 AM

bro ill ship one out to you if you will video tape yourself using it

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 12:27 AM

throw it in the dishwasher if you want

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 12:27 AM

throw it in the dishwasher if you want

madawgz 02-16-2007 12:33 AM

im already getting one shipped to me juicy ;)

madawgz 02-16-2007 12:50 AM

so what kind of time are we looking at here?

10 mins in total?

madawgz 02-16-2007 12:58 AM

http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/9...1widelanx6.jpg

Adultnet 02-16-2007 01:03 AM

lol great sexy toy :)

xclusive 02-16-2007 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11926025)
so what kind of time are we looking at here?

10 mins in total?

Nah I see you as more of a 2 minute man:error

dissipate 02-16-2007 01:04 AM

Be sure to wash it after use... i dont even want to think about what that thing would look like if you forgot about it and it was left sitting for a couple months.

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 01:06 AM

i just whip it out and use it , i dont warm it up

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 11926070)
Be sure to wash it after use... i dont even want to think about what that thing would look like if you forgot about it and it was left sitting for a couple months.

i thorw em out after each use , i got like hundred or so here

xclusive 02-16-2007 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11926073)
i just whip it out and use it , i dont warm it up

That's what I do with my wife

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 01:07 AM

there is a new vibrator you can stick in the bottom also

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 01:08 AM

madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

cheekycherry 02-16-2007 01:09 AM

Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

xclusive 02-16-2007 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11926083)
Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

Sounds a lot like my wife:pimp

madawgz 02-16-2007 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11926081)
madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

LOL :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i know ;)

when i hit 50,000 points on platinum bucks they'll send me someone special :pimp

or i could actually find a date i guess :1orglaugh

madawgz 02-16-2007 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 11926083)
Cleaning them is gross and they go cold after a few minutes so you realize... oh, I'm fucking a weird piece of pink rubber stuff.

meh, i dont think that will bother me :)

Nookster 02-16-2007 01:27 AM

I got one from a contest last year. Love it. My girl likes using it on me. :winkwink: I even recommended it to a few of my friends and some got it. :thumbsup

Nookster 02-16-2007 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11926098)
meh, i dont think that will bother me :)

Yea, when it comes to that, as long as you have no mental problems, you'll just think...hey it's better than my hand! :1orglaugh

Scott McD 02-16-2007 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11926081)
madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

Don't waste it for him... :1orglaugh

Scott McD 02-16-2007 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11925889)
i was wondering if its worth it...

from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

nah, i didn't warm it up. just stuck my dick in it the second i recieved it...

http://www.dirtyweeman.com/rosshouse/4.jpg

Jace 02-16-2007 01:43 AM

I have two of them here...the anal one with the bumpy inside is the best! haha

madawgz 02-16-2007 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nookster (Post 11926117)
I got one from a contest last year. Love it. My girl likes using it on me. :winkwink: I even recommended it to a few of my friends and some got it. :thumbsup

awesome :)

Lance69 02-16-2007 03:37 AM

Doesn't have to be warm, your body will do that. Just lay on your back with it under you, then tickle your nutsack while it warms up. As for falling asleep just wash it in the mornin', jam the hole of one end directly under the tap and all will be fine.:thumbsup
Or so I've been told.:winkwink:

Juicy D. Links 02-16-2007 03:40 AM

maddogie if you get laid by may 1 2007 i will send you all the fleshlight models

CIVMatt 02-16-2007 08:00 AM

Fucking CJ sent me one and Kelly got her hands on it and she's more addicted to using it on me then just letting me play with it...

I can honestly say I've been raped with a Fleshlight now more then once, it was brutal.

comeplay 02-16-2007 08:02 AM

does fleshlightcash send one free for taking so long to approve your account you forgot you applied?? haha

cpt. insaino 02-16-2007 08:04 AM

lol thats funn :)

Camspot Matt 02-16-2007 08:21 AM

Send two joins to Camspot and we'll buy you one. :thumbsup

Aneros Josh 02-16-2007 08:39 AM

I prefer the "Flower" (Fleshlight Shower) method. When you get in the shower, take off the small end cap and fill the Fleshlight with hot water. Put the end cap back on and let it sit while you soap, shampoo, file your nails, take a shit, bediddle your butthole, whatever it is you do in your daily shower routine, then when you are done with all that, the Fleshlight will be warm and ready to go. Clean up is easy because you are already in the shower although I never bust a nut in my Fleshlight so it's even easier. Maybe this was a little TMI but oh well...hahaha

scottybuzz 02-16-2007 08:43 AM

hahaha this thread is great. might get one myself except fleshlights look a bit top small for me

Aneros Josh 02-16-2007 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 11927150)
hahaha this thread is great. might get one myself except fleshlights look a bit top small for me

You know how many guys say that when they order...hahaha...trust me, you'll fit....and if you don't, you should be in porn

fris 02-16-2007 09:41 AM

masturbation is a sin

Lance69 02-16-2007 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleshJosh (Post 11927137)
Clean up is easy because you are already in the shower although I never bust a nut in my Fleshlight so it's even easier. Maybe this was a little TMI but oh well...hahaha

Dude that's just wrong. The best part of a fleshlight is it doesn't get pregnant or have STD's (unless you lend it out :Oh crap) capping a nut in that thing is the best part! :thumbsup

Aneros Josh 02-16-2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lance69 (Post 11929014)
Dude that's just wrong. The best part of a fleshlight is it doesn't get pregnant or have STD's (unless you lend it out :Oh crap) capping a nut in that thing is the best part! :thumbsup

I guess I feel obligated to cuddle and usually I don't have time :)

Elli 02-16-2007 03:37 PM

This thread gave me a huge smile for some reason. Men are so cute sometimes :)

u-Bob 02-16-2007 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11926081)
madogs btw this doesnt count as you losing your virginityyy

hehe, was gonna post the same thing :)

CaptainHowdy 02-16-2007 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 11927417)
masturbation is a sin

Amen, brother...

riddler 02-16-2007 06:20 PM

mediumpimpin' sent me a fleshlight a few or so ago, i must say its like the real thing its just kinda creepy in a sense but none the less good if you aint got no cushie stuff around..

Scott McD 02-16-2007 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 11927417)
masturbation is a sin

That's why i never do it... :winkwink:

crockett 02-16-2007 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz (Post 11925889)
i was wondering if its worth it...

from what i understand you need to warm the plastic up before use... then clean it after

that screws up my plans of falling asleep right after i explode

so whats the average time preparing the fleshlight before and after use?

:helpme :1orglaugh

:winkwink:

Hey man you can have mine..it's slightly used.

HouseHead 02-16-2007 06:31 PM

Juicy send me one for free k thx

stickyfingerz 02-17-2007 07:27 AM

http://www.greatoutdoorsdepot.com/prism-ezheat.html

Pack a bunch of these inside it between the casing and the insert. Instant hot pussy. (or ass or mouth) :thumbsup

madawgz 02-21-2007 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11926376)
maddogie if you get laid by may 1 2007 i will send you all the fleshlight models

ill try my best :pimp


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