Anyone Collect Bad Resumes? - GoFuckYourself.com

Axzar · 02-02-2007, 10:03 PM

I get many resumes sent to me on a daily basis. I love the bad ones.

John XXX made me laugh today with his resume, maybe it will give you a chuckle, too.

All information relating to his location or where you could actually hire him have been replaced with XXX for SEO purposes only lol.

John XXX's resume looked exactly like this:
================================================== ======
OBJECTIVES:
I?m still schooling and looking for a part time job to help my parents on everyday expenses, to gain and improve my skills and to have experience and to have my own allowance for my educational expenses.

EXPERIENCE(S):
Not that good experience.

I worked as a helper (part time job)

SKILLS:
My skills are more on sports, but I know Basic computer troubleshooting, willing to learn more and accept any position given.

PERSONAL DATA:

Date of Birth : August 01, 1984
Place of Birth :
Gender : Male
Civil Status : single
Religion : Catholic
Citizenship :
Weight : 120 lbs.
Height : 5?6 ½ ?

EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT:

COLLEGE LEVEL : XXX Institute of Technology
(B.S. Architecture)
SECONDARY : XXX Scholastic Academy
PRIMARY : XXX Institute of XXX
==============================================

If you want to hire him as your sig whore, I can furnish more details

Hit me up!

DaddyHalbucks · 02-02-2007, 10:08 PM

Hahaha, doesn't he know that employers can be sued for asking about religion?

Clueless n00b.

-SECCO- · 02-02-2007, 10:10 PM

trust me i've seen worse

illeana · 02-02-2007, 10:20 PM

wow

Elli · 02-02-2007, 10:24 PM

He's just a wee one!

TurboAngel · 02-02-2007, 10:29 PM

If I had know you would post it I never would have sent it.

Axzar · 02-03-2007, 04:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Hahaha, doesn't he know that employers can be sued for asking about religion?

Clueless n00b.

Get out of your box... Do you really think he is an American?

Kimo · 02-03-2007, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axzar

Get out of your box... Do you really think he is an American?

as far as daddyhalbucks knows there is no world outside of America

jixxi · 02-03-2007, 03:34 PM

good one.

Axzar · 02-03-2007, 09:22 PM

This just in! lol..

CAREER OBJECTIVE

Be in a position that will capitalized on acquired expertise and experience with career growth potential and opportunities for continuous education in any field assigned.

Fap · 02-04-2007, 03:25 AM

tiny guy

Axzar · 02-12-2007, 06:03 AM

Dear Sir/Madam:

Greetings of Peace!

I have read from the enternet that you are in need of a call center agent and i am interested for the position.

I am pleased to attached here my resume.

Thank you very much and I am looking for your favorable response.

goldmine · 02-12-2007, 09:40 AM

eventhough you didnt post their names, what you were doing is still unethical. go fuck yourself

02-02-2007, 10:03 PM	#1
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	Anyone Collect Bad Resumes? I get many resumes sent to me on a daily basis. I love the bad ones. John XXX made me laugh today with his resume, maybe it will give you a chuckle, too. All information relating to his location or where you could actually hire him have been replaced with XXX for SEO purposes only lol. John XXX's resume looked exactly like this: ================================================== ====== OBJECTIVES: I?m still schooling and looking for a part time job to help my parents on everyday expenses, to gain and improve my skills and to have experience and to have my own allowance for my educational expenses. EXPERIENCE(S): Not that good experience. I worked as a helper (part time job) SKILLS: My skills are more on sports, but I know Basic computer troubleshooting, willing to learn more and accept any position given. PERSONAL DATA: Date of Birth : August 01, 1984 Place of Birth : Gender : Male Civil Status : single Religion : Catholic Citizenship : Weight : 120 lbs. Height : 5?6 ½ ? EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT: COLLEGE LEVEL : XXX Institute of Technology (B.S. Architecture) SECONDARY : XXX Scholastic Academy PRIMARY : XXX Institute of XXX ============================================== If you want to hire him as your sig whore, I can furnish more details Hit me up!

02-02-2007, 10:08 PM	#2
DaddyHalbucks A freakin' legend! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada USA Posts: 18,975	Hahaha, doesn't he know that employers can be sued for asking about religion? Clueless n00b. __________________ Boner Money

02-02-2007, 10:10 PM	#3
-SECCO- Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 1,145	trust me i've seen worse __________________ what?

02-02-2007, 10:20 PM	#4
illeana Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 433	wow __________________ illeana Promote me and I'll screw your brains out.... ok not really but you'll make a lot of money!!

02-02-2007, 10:24 PM	#5
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	He's just a wee one! __________________ email: [email protected]

02-02-2007, 10:29 PM	#6
TurboAngel H.B.I.C. Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: NC Posts: 30,122	If I had know you would post it I never would have sent it.

02-03-2007, 03:34 PM	#9
jixxi Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 227	good one. __________________ Email : [email protected]

02-03-2007, 09:22 PM	#10
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	This just in! lol.. CAREER OBJECTIVE Be in a position that will capitalized on acquired expertise and experience with career growth potential and opportunities for continuous education in any field assigned.

02-04-2007, 03:25 AM	#11
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	tiny guy

02-12-2007, 06:03 AM	#12
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	Dear Sir/Madam: Greetings of Peace! I have read from the enternet that you are in need of a call center agent and i am interested for the position. I am pleased to attached here my resume. Thank you very much and I am looking for your favorable response.

02-12-2007, 09:40 AM	#13
goldmine Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: USS Enterprise Posts: 952	eventhough you didnt post their names, what you were doing is still unethical. go fuck yourself