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Axzar · 02-02-2007, 10:03 PM

I get many resumes sent to me on a daily basis. I love the bad ones.

John XXX made me laugh today with his resume, maybe it will give you a chuckle, too.

All information relating to his location or where you could actually hire him have been replaced with XXX for SEO purposes only lol.

John XXX's resume looked exactly like this:
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OBJECTIVES:
I?m still schooling and looking for a part time job to help my parents on everyday expenses, to gain and improve my skills and to have experience and to have my own allowance for my educational expenses.

EXPERIENCE(S):
Not that good experience.

I worked as a helper (part time job)

SKILLS:
My skills are more on sports, but I know Basic computer troubleshooting, willing to learn more and accept any position given.

PERSONAL DATA:

Date of Birth : August 01, 1984
Place of Birth :
Gender : Male
Civil Status : single
Religion : Catholic
Citizenship :
Weight : 120 lbs.
Height : 5?6 ½ ?

EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT:

COLLEGE LEVEL : XXX Institute of Technology
(B.S. Architecture)
SECONDARY : XXX Scholastic Academy
PRIMARY : XXX Institute of XXX
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If you want to hire him as your sig whore, I can furnish more details

Hit me up!

02-02-2007, 10:03 PM
Axzar Random Jackass Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 1,837	Anyone Collect Bad Resumes? I get many resumes sent to me on a daily basis. I love the bad ones. John XXX made me laugh today with his resume, maybe it will give you a chuckle, too. All information relating to his location or where you could actually hire him have been replaced with XXX for SEO purposes only lol. John XXX's resume looked exactly like this: ================================================== ====== OBJECTIVES: I?m still schooling and looking for a part time job to help my parents on everyday expenses, to gain and improve my skills and to have experience and to have my own allowance for my educational expenses. EXPERIENCE(S): Not that good experience. I worked as a helper (part time job) SKILLS: My skills are more on sports, but I know Basic computer troubleshooting, willing to learn more and accept any position given. PERSONAL DATA: Date of Birth : August 01, 1984 Place of Birth : Gender : Male Civil Status : single Religion : Catholic Citizenship : Weight : 120 lbs. Height : 5?6 ½ ? EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT: COLLEGE LEVEL : XXX Institute of Technology (B.S. Architecture) SECONDARY : XXX Scholastic Academy PRIMARY : XXX Institute of XXX ============================================== If you want to hire him as your sig whore, I can furnish more details Hit me up!