Anyone Collect Bad Resumes?
 

I get many resumes sent to me on a daily basis. I love the bad ones.

John XXX made me laugh today with his resume, maybe it will give you a chuckle, too.

:Note All information relating to his location or where you could actually hire him have been replaced with XXX for SEO purposes only lol.

John XXX's resume looked exactly like this:
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OBJECTIVES:
I?m still schooling and looking for a part time job to help my parents on everyday expenses, to gain and improve my skills and to have experience and to have my own allowance for my educational expenses.

EXPERIENCE(S):
Not that good experience. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh I worked as a helper (part time job)


SKILLS:
My skills are more on sports, but I know Basic computer troubleshooting, willing to learn more and accept any position given.

PERSONAL DATA:

Date of Birth : August 01, 1984
Place of Birth :
Gender : Male
Civil Status : single
Religion : Catholic
Citizenship :
Weight : 120 lbs.
Height : 5?6 ½ ?

EDUCATIONAL ATTAINMENT:

COLLEGE LEVEL : XXX Institute of Technology
(B.S. Architecture)
SECONDARY : XXX Scholastic Academy
PRIMARY : XXX Institute of XXX
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If you want to hire him as your sig whore, I can furnish more details:warning Hit me up!

Hahaha, doesn't he know that employers can be sued for asking about religion?

Clueless n00b.

:1orglaugh

trust me i've seen worse

wow :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

He's just a wee one!

If I had know you would post it I never would have sent it.

:(

Get out of your box... Do you really think he is an American?

as far as daddyhalbucks knows there is no world outside of America

good one. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This just in! lol..

CAREER OBJECTIVE

Be in a position that will capitalized on acquired expertise and experience with career growth potential and opportunities for continuous education in any field assigned.

tiny guy

Dear Sir/Madam:

Greetings of Peace!

I have read from the enternet that you are in need of a call center agent and i am interested for the position.

I am pleased to attached here my resume.

Thank you very much and I am looking for your favorable response.

eventhough you didnt post their names, what you were doing is still unethical. go fuck yourself