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Shoehorn! · 01-23-2007, 04:14 PM

There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.

01-23-2007, 04:20 PM

found a big red tomato named showhorn
that tomato is wishin' he was never born
Cuz I'm the pasta man
I'll smash him up in a can
and when you eat that pasta, you'll say 'goddamn'!

Dwreck · 01-23-2007, 04:22 PM

gheyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Shoehorn! · 01-23-2007, 04:25 PM

I am going to make you both feel the fury.

StuBradley · 01-23-2007, 04:31 PM

I like chicken lo mein.

01-23-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shoehorn!

I am going to make you both feel the fury.

This guy just requested my friendship. I am cooler than you!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-23-2007, 04:32 PM

Shoehorn was a rappin tomato,
his rhymes weren't all that great though.
One day Sherm canned his ass,
then smoked some good grass,
and served Shoehorn spaghettio's for eight - oh!

Okay, here's a twisted one, that I didn't write:

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
When she started to smell,
He said, "what the hell",
Look at the money I've saved.

ADG Webmaster

01-23-2007, 04:38 PM

Damn ADG...You've got some skills...Unlike that Shoehorn tomato guy!

Sly · 01-23-2007, 04:40 PM

I'm having a tomato on my turkey sandwich.

Shoehorn! · 01-23-2007, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

This guy just requested my friendship. I am cooler than you!

Yeah, but you didn't just get invited last week to do a three state bingo hall tour with The Temptations. But I did.

Shoehorn! · 01-23-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Okay, here's a twisted one, that I didn't write:

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
When she started to smell,
He said, "what the hell",
Look at the money I've saved.

ADG Webmaster

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats fucking awesome.

Scott McD · 01-23-2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Always fancied going to one of those...

Big Red Machine · 01-23-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG Webmaster

Check out the guy on the bottom right....looks like he got some Tomato Jizz in his eye

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-23-2007, 05:43 PM

Let's add a couple more tomatoes into the sauce...

Some more bawdy limericks:

There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.

and,

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said: "It's a sin
But now that it's in
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

and,

There once was a lady from Reno
Who lost all her cash playing keno.
So she laid on her back
Opened her crack
And now she owns the casino!

And a political one:

There once was a Senator from Mass
Who wanted a strange piece of ass
He lucked up and found it
But fucked up and drowned it
And now his future is past

ADG Webmaster

fuzebox · 01-23-2007, 06:00 PM

01-23-2007, 06:38 PM

This thread is just zany! No other way to describe it.

rapmaster · 01-23-2007, 06:43 PM

tomato fest?.... or tomato feast?

01-23-2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rapmaster

tomato fest?.... or tomato feast?

Potato...Potatoe...tomato...tomahto.

shekinah · 01-23-2007, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

Damn ADG...You've got some skills...Unlike that Shoehorn tomato guy!

I totally agree

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-23-2007, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shermsshack

Potato...Potatoe...tomato...tomahto.

That sounds like some Harvey Keitel dialogue...

Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind. The poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to and squishes him and says: "Catch up!"

ADG Webmaster

Shoehorn! · 01-23-2007, 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shekinah

I totally agree

You have just earned yourself a place on the list of those who will feel the fury list.

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01-23-2007, 04:20 PM	#2
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	found a big red tomato named showhorn that tomato is wishin' he was never born Cuz I'm the pasta man I'll smash him up in a can and when you eat that pasta, you'll say 'goddamn'!

01-23-2007, 04:38 PM	#8
shermo Guest Posts: n/a	Damn ADG...You've got some skills...Unlike that Shoehorn tomato guy!

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	Let's add a couple more tomatoes into the sauce... Some more bawdy limericks: There was a young man named Sweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie. He thought this uncouth, So he added vermouth, And slipped his girl a martini. and, There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire She said: "It's a sin But now that it's in Could you shove it a few inches higher?" and, There once was a lady from Reno Who lost all her cash playing keno. So she laid on her back Opened her crack And now she owns the casino! And a political one: There once was a Senator from Mass Who wanted a strange piece of ass He lucked up and found it But fucked up and drowned it And now his future is past ADG Webmaster __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

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