Like I was just telling Sherm
 

There once was a rapping tomato,
That's right I said rapping tomato,
He rapped all day from April to May,
And also guess what, it was me.

found a big red tomato named showhorn
that tomato is wishin' he was never born
Cuz I'm the pasta man
I'll smash him up in a can
and when you eat that pasta, you'll say 'goddamn'!

gheyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I am going to make you both feel the fury. :mad:

I like chicken lo mein.

This guy just requested my friendship. I am cooler than you! http://a462.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...78d5ecf98d.jpg

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Shoehorn was a rappin tomato,
his rhymes weren't all that great though.
One day Sherm canned his ass,
then smoked some good grass,
and served Shoehorn spaghettio's for eight - oh!

Okay, here's a twisted one, that I didn't write:

There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
When she started to smell,
He said, "what the hell",
Look at the money I've saved.

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Damn ADG...You've got some skills...Unlike that Shoehorn tomato guy!

I'm having a tomato on my turkey sandwich.

Yeah, but you didn't just get invited last week to do a three state bingo hall tour with The Temptations. But I did.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Thats fucking awesome. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Always fancied going to one of those... :1orglaugh

Check out the guy on the bottom right....looks like he got some Tomato Jizz in his eye

Let's add a couple more tomatoes into the sauce...

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Some more bawdy limericks:

There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.

and,

There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who succumbed to her lover's desire
She said: "It's a sin
But now that it's in
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"

and,

There once was a lady from Reno
Who lost all her cash playing keno.
So she laid on her back
Opened her crack
And now she owns the casino!

And a political one:

There once was a Senator from Mass
Who wanted a strange piece of ass
He lucked up and found it
But fucked up and drowned it
And now his future is past

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This thread is just zany! No other way to describe it.

tomato fest?.... or tomato feast?

Potato...Potatoe...tomato...tomahto.

I totally agree:winkwink:

That sounds like some Harvey Keitel dialogue...

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street, a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and baby tomato. The baby tomato starts lagging behind. The poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to and squishes him and says: "Catch up!"

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You have just earned yourself a place on the list of those who will feel the fury list.