Shoehorn was a rappin tomato,
his rhymes weren't all that great though.
One day Sherm canned his ass,
then smoked some good grass,
and served Shoehorn spaghettio's for eight - oh!
Okay, here's a twisted one, that I didn't write:
There once was a hermit named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in his cave.
When she started to smell,
He said, "what the hell",
Look at the money I've saved.
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