today i ate breakfast at McDonalds - GoFuckYourself.com

hahmike · 07-29-2002, 01:57 AM

ordered two bacon rolls, as well as a sausage and egg muffin.

the bacon was greasy and looked undercooked, the bread was probably stale, i think the sausage was made from grade F meat, and the egg was mostly white and no yellow, and i think that some kid had spat into my breakfast sauce.

by the time i had finished my hands were so greasy it looked like i'd covered them in oil. i'd never have been able to grip the handles by myself, so it's a good thing they had the doors open otherwise i'd never have gotten out of there.

but, oh man... it tasted so damned good. if i don't die from food poisoning or clogged up arteries before tomorrow, then i'm definately going back for seconds.

anyone want to go 50/50 on an application for a mcdonalds franchise?

Pathfinder · 07-29-2002, 02:00 AM

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Originally posted by hahmike
ordered two bacon rolls, as well as a sausage and egg muffin.

the bacon was greasy and looked undercooked, the bread was probably stale, i think the sausage was made from grade F meat, and the egg was mostly white and no yellow, and i think that some kid had spat into my breakfast sauce.

by the time i had finished my hands were so greasy it looked like i'd covered them in oil. i'd never have been able to grip the handles by myself, so it's a good thing they had the doors open otherwise i'd never have gotten out of there.

but, oh man... it tasted so damned good. if i don't die from food poisoning or clogged up arteries before tomorrow, then i'm definately going back for seconds.

anyone want to go 50/50 on an application for a mcdonalds franchise?

Where are you located to be having a breakfast at the Golden Archers this time of the morning? 2:03 AM where I am at.

Fletch XXX · 07-29-2002, 02:01 AM

2:01 AM here.

ace0r · 07-29-2002, 02:02 AM

they have 24 hour mcdonalds here.

hahmike · 07-29-2002, 02:04 AM

england.

the bacon was so damn good.

i can still taste the e.coli

yys · 07-29-2002, 02:06 AM

5:04 am here but the breakfast menu doesn't open for another hour. I only eat that crap when I am desperately hungry though; we call it the hard hitter or a heart stopper meal. It also makes you feel like shit for the rest of the day.

porn addict · 07-29-2002, 02:14 AM

Are you trying to qualify for that class action lawsuit against those "fast food" chains?

Mr.Fiction · 07-29-2002, 02:34 AM

That was funny.

FlyingIguana · 07-29-2002, 04:03 AM

damn it, now i'm hungrey

Jakke PNG · 07-29-2002, 05:16 AM

This week I've been mostly eating boiled cabbage.

Jakke PNG · 07-29-2002, 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by pornopete
nobody gives a rats ass.

But, but... cabbage smells so nice.

SleazyDream · 07-29-2002, 05:38 AM

we have a saying here. eat McDonald's three meals in a row and you DIE. Try it, you'll be puking by your second meal. Never known anyone who could do three.

eru · 07-29-2002, 06:28 AM

I once ordered pancakes from burger king -- then I found out why they never advertise them

Tipsy · 07-29-2002, 07:02 AM

I've given up totally on bacon and egg Muffins. I used to love them then a couple of years ago they changed from some kind of processed bacon to something that looks like real bacon. It ruined them. The processed stuff tasted so much better in the Muffin.

AllisonWonderland · 07-29-2002, 07:10 AM

I'd like to know wtf "breakfast sauce" is.

Tipsy · 07-29-2002, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
This week I've been mostly eating boiled cabbage.

That show made it over to Finland?

Tipsy · 07-29-2002, 07:20 AM

Breakfast sauce is some new crap they put on the breakfast bun(or whatever they call it) that they just started selling here. It's a bun with bacon,sausage,scramled egg and the odd sauce crap in it.

Jakke PNG · 07-29-2002, 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by Tipsy

That show made it over to Finland?

We're not a 3rd world country you know.

hahmike · 07-29-2002, 01:10 PM

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Originally posted by porn addict
Are you trying to qualify for that class action lawsuit against those "fast food" chains?

12 hours later and i'm finally feeling the wrath of the breakfast menu.

i could shit through the eye of a needle. or maybe that is thanks to the litre of pure orange i drank.

jreaka · 07-29-2002, 01:12 PM

WTF do you expect..............IT'S McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fiveyes · 07-29-2002, 01:14 PM

Sorry, man. If I ever could make some bling at this, I wouldn't have to serve you that stuff...

Theo · 07-29-2002, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
we have a saying here. eat McDonald's three meals in a row and you DIE. Try it, you'll be puking by your second meal. Never known anyone who could do three.

i strongly believe the same. Mcdonald's meals are chemical experiments.....

Tipsy · 07-29-2002, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather

We're not a 3rd world country you know.

Well.....almost but not quite

I was more surprised that other contries had bought it. I'd be very surprised if it Had made the US but it's possible I suppose.

Jakke PNG · 07-29-2002, 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy

Well.....almost but not quite

I was more surprised that other contries had bought it. I'd be very surprised if it Had made the US but it's possible I suppose.

I'm pretty sure british humor isn't for the americans.

PaulSweet · 07-29-2002, 01:32 PM

07-29-2002, 01:57 AM	#1
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	today i ate breakfast at McDonalds ordered two bacon rolls, as well as a sausage and egg muffin. the bacon was greasy and looked undercooked, the bread was probably stale, i think the sausage was made from grade F meat, and the egg was mostly white and no yellow, and i think that some kid had spat into my breakfast sauce. by the time i had finished my hands were so greasy it looked like i'd covered them in oil. i'd never have been able to grip the handles by myself, so it's a good thing they had the doors open otherwise i'd never have gotten out of there. but, oh man... it tasted so damned good. if i don't die from food poisoning or clogged up arteries before tomorrow, then i'm definately going back for seconds. anyone want to go 50/50 on an application for a mcdonalds franchise?

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07-29-2002, 05:16 AM	#10
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	This week I've been mostly eating boiled cabbage. __________________ ..and I'm off.

07-29-2002, 05:38 AM	#12
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07-29-2002, 02:04 AM	#5
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	england. the bacon was so damn good. i can still taste the e.coli

07-29-2002, 02:06 AM	#6
yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	5:04 am here but the breakfast menu doesn't open for another hour. I only eat that crap when I am desperately hungry though; we call it the hard hitter or a heart stopper meal. It also makes you feel like shit for the rest of the day.

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07-29-2002, 04:03 AM	#9
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	damn it, now i'm hungrey

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Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	I've given up totally on bacon and egg Muffins. I used to love them then a couple of years ago they changed from some kind of processed bacon to something that looks like real bacon. It ruined them. The processed stuff tasted so much better in the Muffin. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

07-29-2002, 07:10 AM	#15
AllisonWonderland Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: oHIo Posts: 248	I'd like to know wtf "breakfast sauce" is.

07-29-2002, 07:20 AM	#17
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Breakfast sauce is some new crap they put on the breakfast bun(or whatever they call it) that they just started selling here. It's a bun with bacon,sausage,scramled egg and the odd sauce crap in it. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

07-29-2002, 01:12 PM	#20
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