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Old 07-29-2002, 01:57 AM  
hahmike
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Join Date: May 2002
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:stop today i ate breakfast at McDonalds

ordered two bacon rolls, as well as a sausage and egg muffin.

the bacon was greasy and looked undercooked, the bread was probably stale, i think the sausage was made from grade F meat, and the egg was mostly white and no yellow, and i think that some kid had spat into my breakfast sauce.

by the time i had finished my hands were so greasy it looked like i'd covered them in oil. i'd never have been able to grip the handles by myself, so it's a good thing they had the doors open otherwise i'd never have gotten out of there.

but, oh man... it tasted so damned good. if i don't die from food poisoning or clogged up arteries before tomorrow, then i'm definately going back for seconds.

anyone want to go 50/50 on an application for a mcdonalds franchise?
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