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hahmike 07-29-2002 01:57 AM

today i ate breakfast at McDonalds
 
ordered two bacon rolls, as well as a sausage and egg muffin.

the bacon was greasy and looked undercooked, the bread was probably stale, i think the sausage was made from grade F meat, and the egg was mostly white and no yellow, and i think that some kid had spat into my breakfast sauce. :mad: :mad:

by the time i had finished my hands were so greasy it looked like i'd covered them in oil. i'd never have been able to grip the handles by myself, so it's a good thing they had the doors open otherwise i'd never have gotten out of there.

but, oh man... it tasted so damned good. if i don't die from food poisoning or clogged up arteries before tomorrow, then i'm definately going back for seconds.

anyone want to go 50/50 on an application for a mcdonalds franchise? :)

Pathfinder 07-29-2002 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
ordered two bacon rolls, as well as a sausage and egg muffin.

the bacon was greasy and looked undercooked, the bread was probably stale, i think the sausage was made from grade F meat, and the egg was mostly white and no yellow, and i think that some kid had spat into my breakfast sauce. :mad: :mad:

by the time i had finished my hands were so greasy it looked like i'd covered them in oil. i'd never have been able to grip the handles by myself, so it's a good thing they had the doors open otherwise i'd never have gotten out of there.

but, oh man... it tasted so damned good. if i don't die from food poisoning or clogged up arteries before tomorrow, then i'm definately going back for seconds.

anyone want to go 50/50 on an application for a mcdonalds franchise? :)

Where are you located to be having a breakfast at the Golden Archers this time of the morning? 2:03 AM where I am at.

Fletch XXX 07-29-2002 02:01 AM

2:01 AM here.

ace0r 07-29-2002 02:02 AM

they have 24 hour mcdonalds here.

hahmike 07-29-2002 02:04 AM

england. :)

the bacon was so damn good.


i can still taste the e.coli

yys 07-29-2002 02:06 AM

5:04 am here but the breakfast menu doesn't open for another hour. I only eat that crap when I am desperately hungry though; we call it the hard hitter or a heart stopper meal. It also makes you feel like shit for the rest of the day.

porn addict 07-29-2002 02:14 AM

Are you trying to qualify for that class action lawsuit against those "fast food" chains? :Graucho

Mr.Fiction 07-29-2002 02:34 AM

That was funny. :thumbsup

FlyingIguana 07-29-2002 04:03 AM

damn it, now i'm hungrey

Jakke PNG 07-29-2002 05:16 AM

This week I've been mostly eating boiled cabbage.

Jakke PNG 07-29-2002 05:20 AM

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Originally posted by pornopete
nobody gives a rats ass.
But, but... cabbage smells so nice.

SleazyDream 07-29-2002 05:38 AM

we have a saying here. eat McDonald's three meals in a row and you DIE. Try it, you'll be puking by your second meal. Never known anyone who could do three.

eru 07-29-2002 06:28 AM

I once ordered pancakes from burger king -- then I found out why they never advertise them :(

Tipsy 07-29-2002 07:02 AM

I've given up totally on bacon and egg Muffins. I used to love them then a couple of years ago they changed from some kind of processed bacon to something that looks like real bacon. It ruined them. The processed stuff tasted so much better in the Muffin.

AllisonWonderland 07-29-2002 07:10 AM

I'd like to know wtf "breakfast sauce" is.

Tipsy 07-29-2002 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
This week I've been mostly eating boiled cabbage.
That show made it over to Finland?

Tipsy 07-29-2002 07:20 AM

Breakfast sauce is some new crap they put on the breakfast bun(or whatever they call it) that they just started selling here. It's a bun with bacon,sausage,scramled egg and the odd sauce crap in it.

Jakke PNG 07-29-2002 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy


That show made it over to Finland?

We're not a 3rd world country you know.

hahmike 07-29-2002 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by porn addict
Are you trying to qualify for that class action lawsuit against those "fast food" chains? :Graucho
12 hours later and i'm finally feeling the wrath of the breakfast menu.

i could shit through the eye of a needle. or maybe that is thanks to the litre of pure orange i drank. :( :(

jreaka 07-29-2002 01:12 PM

WTF do you expect..............IT'S McDonalds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fiveyes 07-29-2002 01:14 PM

Sorry, man. If I ever could make some bling at this, I wouldn't have to serve you that stuff...

Theo 07-29-2002 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
we have a saying here. eat McDonald's three meals in a row and you DIE. Try it, you'll be puking by your second meal. Never known anyone who could do three.

i strongly believe the same. Mcdonald's meals are chemical experiments.....

Tipsy 07-29-2002 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather


We're not a 3rd world country you know.

Well.....almost but not quite :winkwink:

I was more surprised that other contries had bought it. I'd be very surprised if it Had made the US but it's possible I suppose.

Jakke PNG 07-29-2002 01:24 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy


Well.....almost but not quite :winkwink:

I was more surprised that other contries had bought it. I'd be very surprised if it Had made the US but it's possible I suppose.

I'm pretty sure british humor isn't for the americans.

PaulSweet 07-29-2002 01:32 PM

:throwup


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