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Arab_Sex · 01-16-2007, 12:34 AM

reply from their payment department:

" I myself cannot explain the differences in the figures you have pointed out, I will forward your email to the "tech" department and have an answer for you when I can."

My question to people who read this and decide to reply intelligently:

If your new processor cant understand how one side of the sheet shows XXXX amount of sales, and the other side shows XX amount of net profits, And they openly admit that THERE IS A FUCK UP SOMEWHERE, and they have yet to fully investigate it and credit the account in a decent amount of time,and have yet to give you a valid explanation after a 2 week wait time frame....AND HAVE YET TO FUCKIN EMAIL YOU BACK JUST TO JERK YOUR DICK.....Should you be worried considering you just got fucked HARD by paymonde?

Should I be worried verotel?

MBS Auto · 01-16-2007, 12:36 AM

I HATE SCUM!!!!!!! something like this happend to me recently

SleazyDream · 01-16-2007, 12:38 AM

makes me wonder how you generate your business

Arab_Sex · 01-16-2007, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

makes me wonder how you generate your business

I generate business the old fashion way - being simple and direct.

You want a hammer, I have this hammer. This is what it costs.
You want it? Buy it. You dont want it, not a problem. Enjoy my hospitality, goodluck finding the hammer you want.

case closed.

Unlike the fast majority of scum within the industry, My work/business ethics are honest and genuine.

Im not a saint, but then again I dont go around sticking my dick up peoples asses.

I got fist fucked in my ass from paymonde.
Barely being able to walk , VEROTEL the savior popped out of nowhere all over this board.

My hammers are legal.
My " hammers " sell. They sell at 1:20.
Its your choice to believe it or not, not here to brag, be arrogant..cocky...etc etc.

To give me stats that show XXXX sales for a weeks invoice, and XX net profit, and tell me no refunds, chargebacks...then tell me you have no fuckin clue why the numbers are drastically off is a major issue.

Then for the same " glitch" to happen in the next 2 invoiced periods raises flags.

Then to not answer an email at all tells me some serious shit is happening.

They advertised the shit out of themselves on this board, so im well within my right to make my issue with them public on this board.

Scottish Guy · 01-16-2007, 01:43 AM

You sell hammers?

starpimps · 01-16-2007, 01:51 AM

StuBradley · 01-16-2007, 01:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Scottish Guy

You sell hammers?

Arab_Sex · 01-16-2007, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps

Webby · 01-16-2007, 02:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arab_Sex

reply from their payment department:

" I myself cannot explain the differences in the figures you have pointed out, I will forward your email to the "tech" department and have an answer for you when I can."

You are just witnessing an idiot with no clue of discretion or the ability to communicate with clients

These folks are everywhere and they can't help the stupid way they behave/respond. Sometimes they manage to be employed by processors...

Obviously the "tech" department did math at school

Arab_Sex · 01-16-2007, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Webby

Obviously the "tech" department did math at school

SleazyDream · 01-16-2007, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arab_Sex

I generate business the old fashion way - being simple and direct.

You want a hammer, I have this hammer. This is what it costs.
You want it? Buy it. You dont want it, not a problem. Enjoy my hospitality, goodluck finding the hammer you want.

case closed.

Unlike the fast majority of scum within the industry, My work/business ethics are honest and genuine.

Im not a saint, but then again I dont go around sticking my dick up peoples asses.

I got fist fucked in my ass from paymonde.
Barely being able to walk , VEROTEL the savior popped out of nowhere all over this board.

My hammers are legal.
My " hammers " sell. They sell at 1:20.
Its your choice to believe it or not, not here to brag, be arrogant..cocky...etc etc.

To give me stats that show XXXX sales for a weeks invoice, and XX net profit, and tell me no refunds, chargebacks...then tell me you have no fuckin clue why the numbers are drastically off is a major issue.

Then for the same " glitch" to happen in the next 2 invoiced periods raises flags.

Then to not answer an email at all tells me some serious shit is happening.

They advertised the shit out of themselves on this board, so im well within my right to make my issue with them public on this board.

in other words you're a scammer.

sounds like they made the right call

Barefootsies · 01-16-2007, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arab_Sex

reply from their payment department:

" I myself cannot explain the differences in the figures you have pointed out, I will forward your email to the "tech" department and have an answer for you when I can."

My question to people who read this and decide to reply intelligently:

If your new processor cant understand how one side of the sheet shows XXXX amount of sales, and the other side shows XX amount of net profits, And they openly admit that THERE IS A FUCK UP SOMEWHERE, and they have yet to fully investigate it and credit the account in a decent amount of time,and have yet to give you a valid explanation after a 2 week wait time frame....AND HAVE YET TO FUCKIN EMAIL YOU BACK JUST TO JERK YOUR DICK.....Should you be worried considering you just got fucked HARD by paymonde?

Should I be worried verotel?

Verotel's a good company.

I have been with them for some time. Way before my ass rape by PayMonde. As I am sure others have said on here. Live chat, or call the Dutchies. The e-mail is sometimes slow.

As for your problem. Maybe it has something to do with them rolling out their new Quick Stats system, and you have discovered a bug. Who knows?

But they are looking into it.

While I understand your situation sire, coming from PayMonde rip offs on my other sites. I have not run across what you are, and I would be interested in the rest of the story.

Klen · 01-16-2007, 04:34 PM

Perhaps you talk with wrong people

woj · 01-16-2007, 04:52 PM

shit, didn't know hammers convert well, will have to get into hammer biz myself

shekinah · 01-16-2007, 04:58 PM

They won't email you back, I guess, but if ever, that would take weeks

Shoplifter · 01-16-2007, 05:09 PM

We've used Verotel for 4 years now and I have nothing but good to say about them. They've never been late with a payout while other companies have come and gone.

It's clear they are making a lot of changes there these days and it is probably a minor tech issue. As well I think most of the problem solvers are at the Vegas show right now.

Hit up Latinsoulman and ask him to look into it, I think he is the USA rep.

Arab_Sex · 01-16-2007, 05:39 PM

Im a scammer?
Why am I a scammer?

Im a scammer because I know what the fuck im doing as far as maximizing my traffic and making sales? Thats a scam?

Im scamming because....99.9 % of my traffic already has their credit card out BEFORE they sit behind the p.c and start searching for what they exactly want?

I 'm a scammer? lol to each his own.

Jealousy is a bitch and envy is a WHORE.

Go back to spamming yahoo chatrooms.

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

in other words you're a scammer.

sounds like they made the right call

Pleasurepays · 01-16-2007, 05:39 PM

this thread needs more hammers

Arab_Sex · 01-16-2007, 05:40 PM

roflmfao

Big_D · 01-16-2007, 05:44 PM

wow, im at a loss for words

Pleasurepays · 01-16-2007, 05:46 PM

this small whale likes Verotel AND Hammers

Sly · 01-16-2007, 05:46 PM

How much are hammers going for these days? And can you ship overnight to the US?

I'm putting up shelves in my doghouse.

reynold · 01-17-2007, 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by starpimps

Haha! Good one!

samo · 01-24-2007, 04:40 PM

The U.S. Army pays thousands of dollars for a hammer, maybe I should start selling hammers too.

PrivateEye · 01-24-2007, 04:45 PM

put me down for 3 hammers ;-)

01-16-2007, 12:34 AM	#1
Arab_Sex Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 221	How would you react if your processor told you this: reply from their payment department: " I myself cannot explain the differences in the figures you have pointed out, I will forward your email to the "tech" department and have an answer for you when I can." My question to people who read this and decide to reply intelligently: If your new processor cant understand how one side of the sheet shows XXXX amount of sales, and the other side shows XX amount of net profits, And they openly admit that THERE IS A FUCK UP SOMEWHERE, and they have yet to fully investigate it and credit the account in a decent amount of time,and have yet to give you a valid explanation after a 2 week wait time frame....AND HAVE YET TO FUCKIN EMAIL YOU BACK JUST TO JERK YOUR DICK.....Should you be worried considering you just got fucked HARD by paymonde? Should I be worried verotel?

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