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Old 01-09-2007, 08:38 PM   #51
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Piercing... He tried a Prince Albert and something happened.

Or maybe his dick just died
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:45 PM   #52
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he broke his dick during sex, when it bent wrong
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Old 01-09-2007, 08:49 PM   #53
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:49 PM   #54
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:53 PM   #55
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He got punched repeatedly by a large negroid because he ate the last donut.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:57 PM   #57
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tell us already, damnit. I'm sick of having to reload this page and look at the little dick over n over.

Hahahahhahaha

Totally right!!!
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:01 PM   #58
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Cock ring on to long?
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:04 PM   #59
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Dog nipped at it when licking peanut butter off of it?
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:05 PM   #60
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Im really curious as to what the fuck happened to him, so i can make sure NEVER to do it.
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:11 PM   #61
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:13 PM   #62
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:15 PM   #63
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I'm going with:

He tried the vacuum cleaner and failed.

BTW - was it a Dyson?
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:18 PM   #64
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extreme, constant jacking = abuse

tell him to stop playing good cop
bad cop to get his nut
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:35 PM   #65
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Looks like he got drilled in the abdomen with a blunt object. At least that is my guess from the bruise on his stomach.
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Old 01-09-2007, 11:55 PM   #66
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:07 AM   #67
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what are we looking at here?

his penis looks like a testicle to me.
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:13 AM   #68
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You ain't giving us much to work with!
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:38 AM   #69
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Looks like he got drilled in the abdomen with a blunt object. At least that is my guess from the bruise on his stomach.

I think we may have a winner !

Or at least THIS fucking close.

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Old 01-10-2007, 12:44 AM   #70
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Alright, all you porn kings and queens are very familiar with these things. Let's see if you can guess what caused this.



No, that isn't photoshop. Yes, his whole dick is black and blue and yes, I took the picture. Damn, it still makes mine hurt to see it.
What the hell you told that girl sucking your cock? Looks like she clenched her teeth really hard.
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:46 AM   #71
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Somebody threw something at him.
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:52 AM   #72
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Classic thread. haha. perhaps a Vasectomy?
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Old 01-10-2007, 01:57 AM   #73
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:04 AM   #74
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Old 01-10-2007, 02:04 AM   #75
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liposuction?
Hmmmmmmm.

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Old 01-10-2007, 02:15 AM   #76
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or maybe lyposuction where they suck it out of your fat areas and pump it in your dick?
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Old 01-10-2007, 05:36 AM   #77
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Old 01-10-2007, 06:39 AM   #78
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:02 AM   #79
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liposuction?

We have a winner!

Let this be a serious warning to all of you guys who think that nip/tucking the last couple inches off your waist is a good idea.

This poor guy went in to get some six pack abs for the Central American summer and ignored the doctor telling him to get into bed for a couple days afterwards. He bled internally and all that blood settled in his pubis, dick and balls. It's been almost two weeks now and the poor bastard still can't piss without doing the "ouch ouch dance", get a hard on or have sex.

The doctor knows best and if you don't listen, your package pays the price.
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:13 AM   #80
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Old 01-10-2007, 11:19 AM   #81
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Lack of sex? :p heheh
maybe a lot of sex...LOL

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Old 01-10-2007, 11:29 AM   #82
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this is really ... nothing good
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:06 PM   #83
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:07 PM   #84
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Someone must have gave him a good kicking
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:57 PM   #85
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That's funny...he does look like he's two inches short of being a girl in that pic, doesn't he?
Yeah, there are problems here bigger, oh, smaller than are in the pic.
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Old 01-10-2007, 01:08 PM   #86
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god damn that is bad. So he can't show his 6pack or his cock to the ladies.
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Old 01-10-2007, 10:41 PM   #87
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I prefer to have just 1 fat pack than a blue dick.
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Old 01-10-2007, 10:45 PM   #88
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Well, how did his abs look? Was it worth it?
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Old 01-11-2007, 04:44 AM   #89
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ouch, that must hurt, definitely was not worth it
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