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Z · 01-09-2007, 04:44 PM

Alright, all you porn kings and queens are very familiar with these things. Let's see if you can guess what caused this.

No, that isn't photoshop. Yes, his whole dick is black and blue and yes, I took the picture. Damn, it still makes mine hurt to see it.

JD · 01-09-2007, 04:45 PM

getting nailed in the junk with a soccer ball would do it. actually getting nailed with ANYTHING hard enough would do that

Juicy D. Links · 01-09-2007, 04:46 PM

mosquito in the penis canal

BigCashCrew · 01-09-2007, 04:46 PM

ouch! rough sex, it came out and bent on her skin. That's a bitch!

sperbonzo · 01-09-2007, 04:47 PM

Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.

1. Why would I want to see that?

2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?

Z · 01-09-2007, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.

1. Why would I want to see that?

2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?

1. You've got a little brokeback in ya.

2. If your friend came over and asked for a bag of ice for his dick...wouldn't you ask why? If he pulled it out to show you before you could tell him to put it away and you had to suffer the pain of seeing that, wouldn't you want to share the pain with GFY?

TurboAngel · 01-09-2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.

1. Why would I want to see that?

2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?

tASSy · 01-09-2007, 04:50 PM

it's not normally that colour? perhaps it was bent during a rough sex session.

After Shock Media · 01-09-2007, 04:50 PM

Damage done via a penis pump or some attachment used on the dick.

Bama · 01-09-2007, 04:50 PM

Pardon the pun......

You ain't giving us much to work with!

Sveindt Beindt · 01-09-2007, 04:50 PM

Some body kick you,not a 12 hour fuck

sperbonzo · 01-09-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

1. You've got a little brokeback in ya.

2. If your friend came over and asked for a bag of ice for his dick...wouldn't you ask why? If he pulled it out to show you before you could tell him to knock it off and you had to suffer the pain of seeing that, wouldn't you want to share the pain with GFY?

*Michael simply shakes his head sadly.... shrugs...sighs.... and walks away with a slightly concerned look on his face*

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starpimps · 01-09-2007, 04:53 PM

did his girlfriend break his dick

Z · 01-09-2007, 04:56 PM

Nobody's hit it yet...I'll give you a hint.

This poor guy just expected to look a little better when it was all done. Instead, he is now over a week without being able to pee, get a hard on or swing to the left or right without some serious pain.

Z · 01-09-2007, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama

Pardon the pun......

You ain't giving us much to work with!

That's funny...he does look like he's two inches short of being a girl in that pic, doesn't he?

BigCashCrew · 01-09-2007, 05:01 PM

Was he trimming himself with some rusty scissors?

Adam_M · 01-09-2007, 05:01 PM

Taking everything in to account.....

I would say the buct tape around the mouse was to tight!

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 05:03 PM

Vasectomy ?

My left nut was that color for a week, but not the Johnson itself.

OR ...

A Prince Alfred gone wrong maybe ?

;-)

Dirty F · 01-09-2007, 05:05 PM

Without reading the rest of thread so i dont know if its mentioned already but that happened after sex. I dont know the english name but its just like the rest of your body where blood gets under your skin after you bumped into something for instance.

Or in your case not sex but you jerked too hard. Nothing to worry about. It will dissapear although it will take a while.

Edit: i mean your butt budy you took the pic off.

MikeHawk · 01-09-2007, 05:05 PM

Ew....

Harley Girl · 01-09-2007, 05:07 PM

um.... Z.....

was it really necessary to send that to me?

all i can say is ... ICK!

Z · 01-09-2007, 05:09 PM

Just for the record (and all the IMs I've gotten from friends)

That is NOT my dick

I'm both much closer trimmed and hung like Thor.

Rankings · 01-09-2007, 05:16 PM

Oo
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MorningWood Stefen · 01-09-2007, 05:16 PM

Damn that looks like it hurtzzz! OUCH

Z · 01-09-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

Vasectomy ?

My left nut was that color for a week, but not the Johnson itself.

OR ...

A Prince Alfred gone wrong maybe ?

;-)

Dude...I've got the Prince Albert gone wrong. Just ask me sometime why I pee forward and down simultaneously.

Honez · 01-09-2007, 05:37 PM

Did he try to get it "plumped" up surgically?

inabon · 01-09-2007, 05:39 PM

Circumsission That Hurts Like A Mf

CuriousToyBoy · 01-09-2007, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Z

Dude...I've got the Prince Albert gone wrong. Just ask me sometime why I pee forward and down simultaneously.

We have shared rooms before, remember ?

aico · 01-09-2007, 05:41 PM

all that hair is cutting off the circulation to his cock?

Z · 01-09-2007, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CuriousToyBoy

We have shared rooms before, remember ?

Oh ya...you've heard the story about my unique ability to give two golden showers at once, haven't ya?

sicone · 01-09-2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

all that hair is cutting off the circulation to his cock?

Miguel T · 01-09-2007, 05:48 PM

Lack of sex? :p heheh

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-09-2007, 05:57 PM

poor little dick

Pinacolada · 01-09-2007, 06:06 PM

Shit man I will puke

ViliTheKid · 01-09-2007, 06:07 PM

I dont want to look at that
that is ugly!

themachinelavene · 01-09-2007, 06:08 PM

penis pump injury?

silver · 01-09-2007, 06:09 PM

Im no Dr. but... it looks like a nasty Penis Pump accident.

stickyfingerz · 01-09-2007, 06:10 PM

Well obviously wasnt from any sort of shaving incident lol.....

Penthouse Tony · 01-09-2007, 06:13 PM

he wasn't wearing a cup right or something and got hit?

BV · 01-09-2007, 06:15 PM

maybe: http://www.fastsize.com/articles/bef...nlargement.php

Z · 01-09-2007, 06:40 PM

Nope...still nobody nailed it.

I figured that with all you looks conscious types, this would've happened to one of you?

bawdy · 01-09-2007, 07:05 PM

he tried to bleach it?

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-09-2007, 07:22 PM

self tanner? lotion hair remover? women's plumping lipgloss?

4Man · 01-09-2007, 07:46 PM

Let me think............................Alchohol?????

fuzebox · 01-09-2007, 08:01 PM

I have to say I'm stumped. Duct tape incident from taping it to his leg for some reason?

Spunky · 01-09-2007, 08:04 PM

A hernia maybe?

MikeVega · 01-09-2007, 08:07 PM

circumcision --- is my guess

and it looked like it fucking hurt

Imortyl Pussycat · 01-09-2007, 08:18 PM

this game is fun and there aren't even any prizes

chaze · 01-09-2007, 08:26 PM

Penis pump !!!!!!

sharp · 01-09-2007, 08:31 PM

tell us already, damnit. I'm sick of having to reload this page and look at the little dick over n over.

01-09-2007, 04:44 PM	#1
Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	What would cause this? pic Alright, all you porn kings and queens are very familiar with these things. Let's see if you can guess what caused this. No, that isn't photoshop. Yes, his whole dick is black and blue and yes, I took the picture. Damn, it still makes mine hurt to see it.

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Z Vidi Vici Veni Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 6,308	Just for the record (and all the IMs I've gotten from friends) That is NOT my dick I'm both much closer trimmed and hung like Thor.

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