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Vidi Vici Veni
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What would cause this? **pic**
Alright, all you porn kings and queens are very familiar with these things. Let's see if you can guess what caused this.
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getting nailed in the junk with a soccer ball would do it. actually getting nailed with ANYTHING hard enough would do that
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So Fucking Banned
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mosquito in the penis canal
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ouch! rough sex, it came out and bent on her skin. That's a bitch!
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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Damn it Z! I have several questions for you.
1. Why would I want to see that? 2. Why are you taking pics of another man's little wee wee?
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Vidi Vici Veni
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2. If your friend came over and asked for a bag of ice for his dick...wouldn't you ask why? If he pulled it out to show you before you could tell him to put it away and you had to suffer the pain of seeing that, wouldn't you want to share the pain with GFY? |
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H.B.I.C.
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Spread The Pink!
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it's not normally that colour? perhaps it was bent during a rough sex session.
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It's coming look busy
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Damage done via a penis pump or some attachment used on the dick.
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Pardon the pun......
You ain't giving us much to work with! |
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Some body kick you,not a 12 hour fuck
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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*Michael simply shakes his head sadly.... shrugs...sighs.... and walks away with a slightly concerned look on his face* .
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did his girlfriend break his dick
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Vidi Vici Veni
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Nobody's hit it yet...I'll give you a hint.
This poor guy just expected to look a little better when it was all done. Instead, he is now over a week without being able to pee, get a hard on or swing to the left or right without some serious pain. |
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Was he trimming himself with some rusty scissors?
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Taking everything in to account.....
I would say the buct tape around the mouse was to tight! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Vasectomy ?
My left nut was that color for a week, but not the Johnson itself. OR ... A Prince Alfred gone wrong maybe ? ;-)
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Without reading the rest of thread so i dont know if its mentioned already but that happened after sex. I dont know the english name but its just like the rest of your body where blood gets under your skin after you bumped into something for instance.
Or in your case not sex but you jerked too hard. Nothing to worry about. It will dissapear although it will take a while. Edit: i mean your butt budy you took the pic off. |
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Ew....
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um.... Z.....
was it really necessary to send that to me? all i can say is ... ICK! |
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Just for the record (and all the IMs I've gotten from friends)
That is NOT my dick I'm both much closer trimmed and hung like Thor. ![]() |
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Oo
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#24 |
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Damn that looks like it hurtzzz! OUCH
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Did he try to get it "plumped" up surgically?
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Good Old Fat Webmaster
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Circumsission That Hurts Like A Mf
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Moo Moo Cow
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all that hair is cutting off the circulation to his cock?
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Lack of sex? :p heheh
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WW4L
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poor little dick
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Shit man I will puke
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I dont want to look at that
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penis pump injury?
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Im no Dr. but... it looks like a nasty Penis Pump accident.
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Doin fine
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Well obviously wasnt from any sort of shaving incident lol.....
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he wasn't wearing a cup right or something and got hit?
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wtf
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Vidi Vici Veni
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Nope...still nobody nailed it.
I figured that with all you looks conscious types, this would've happened to one of you? |
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he tried to bleach it?
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self tanner? lotion hair remover? women's plumping lipgloss?
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Let me think............................Alchohol?????
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making it rain
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I have to say I'm stumped. Duct tape incident from taping it to his leg for some reason?
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I need a beer
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A hernia maybe?
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**Porntrepreneur**
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circumcision --- is my guess
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this game is fun and there aren't even any prizes
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Penis pump !!!!!!
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tell us already, damnit. I'm sick of having to reload this page and look at the little dick over n over.
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