A perfect example of how sick, corrupted and disgusting some in this business are - GoFuckYourself.com

Rhesus · 01-04-2007, 03:55 PM

I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/691366-internext-2007-bukkake-party-private-invite.html

Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices.

Sick-minded simpletons...

Sly · 01-04-2007, 04:07 PM

The Anal Hobbit was a great pioneer of this industry. His ideas are gold and have turned many into millionaires. Why would anyone question a man of his intelligence and drive?

Dollarmansteve · 01-04-2007, 04:16 PM

sometimes, in life, you don't get the joke.... and thats ok.

Rhesus · 01-04-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

sometimes, in life, you don't get the joke.... and thats ok.

If this is a joke, I'm glad :-)

Jace · 01-04-2007, 04:39 PM

ROFL @ this thread

Juicy D. Links · 01-04-2007, 04:47 PM

whats wrong with a bukkake party?

abyss_al · 01-04-2007, 04:48 PM

MattO · 01-04-2007, 04:49 PM

You fail to realize what a great service Anal Hobbit's parties play.

The average webmaster who attends Internext, and other expos, finds himself surrounded by scores of hot pornstars, and not used to being exposed to even mediocre grade women, will often fall to unethical and illegal means to get their hands on these women.

By having a Bukkake party, Mr. Anal Hobbit provides a release for these webmasters who would otherwise resort to maltreatment and molestation of random female Internext attendees.

Juicy D. Links · 01-04-2007, 04:51 PM

I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

Huggles · 01-04-2007, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO

You fail to realize what a great service Anal Hobbit's parties play.

The average webmaster who attends Internext, and other expos, finds himself surrounded by scores of hot pornstars, and not used to being exposed to even mediocre grade women, will often fall to unethical and illegal means to get their hands on these women.

By having a Bukkake party, Mr. Anal Hobbit provides a release for these webmasters who would otherwise resort to maltreatment and molestation of random female Internext attendees.

So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?

Huggles · 01-04-2007, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

I do the same but usually I take mine at the end of the month to the local women's shelter and smear it all over the pillows

testpie · 01-04-2007, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?

Hey - whoa, whoa, whoa! Some of us can't even afford that...

L-Pink · 01-04-2007, 05:00 PM

This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

lyn1 · 01-04-2007, 05:03 PM

I am starting to think you're right...Uggggh!!!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles

So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?

Wagerboy · 01-04-2007, 06:11 PM

Theres a good chance of this thread becoming a classic.

Pleasurepays · 01-04-2007, 06:15 PM

a lecture on right and wrong by a guy who named himself after a monkey.

Spunky · 01-04-2007, 06:16 PM

You don't obviously know about Anal Hobbits background

emjay · 01-04-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

Best quote on GFY so far this year lol

reynold · 01-04-2007, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

whats wrong with a bukkake party?

munki · 01-04-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

JFK · 01-04-2007, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

is it the 5 Gallon one ??;Graucho

RawAlex · 01-04-2007, 09:14 PM

Rhesus, are you upset because you didn't get your invite to (god I love this business) spank your monkey?

seeric · 01-04-2007, 09:15 PM

hahahaha fuck juicy you kill me

DTK · 01-04-2007, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

Ohhh mannnn....thanks alot for the visual

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-04-2007, 09:21 PM

Sing-a-long to the "I Like Bukkake" song.

ADG Webmaster

$5 submissions · 01-04-2007, 09:28 PM

It's a BP character from way back. Other interesting BP characters from 2001 and the days of yore -- Diabetic Rage, Son of Rage (Icy Cold Stuntaz--REPRESENT YO!), and Dirty Sanchez (purveyor of that infamously funny Thumbzillas thread).

If someone claims that BP and his friends helped make GFY what it is now--I'd believe them.

CuriousToyBoy · 01-04-2007, 09:30 PM

Has our business actually come this far that people forget what we are all about ?

Sheesh !!

:-(

tombarr · 01-04-2007, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

DaddyHalbucks · 01-04-2007, 11:17 PM

I can't believe you are so blind! This is all part of the PR campaign to reform the adult industry's image by appealing to the prurient interests of the US DOJ.

You see, the idea is to gradually de-sensitize the US DOJ. Start with some relatively innocuous "small" infractions, and then move gradually to the ultimate goal. With a "smoothe" approach like this, no one will ever be able to say that there was one point at which we "crossed the line." Everything will be allowed!!

Introduce and "normalize" these things in this order:

1. Anal Hobbitt's tips on robbing hookers and stealing gas
2. Anal Hobbitt's Bukkake parties
3. Rape and torture
4. Incest
5. Scat
6. Child p0rn

GFY and Playboy endorse this master plan. After all, Anal Hobbit has 1400 posts on GFY and has been working on first two legs of this master plan since 2001.

By the time we have reached #6, there will be no further regulation of the adult industry. We will all be free! We will all be millionaries, even the newbies with less than 100 posts!!

edgeprod · 01-04-2007, 11:18 PM

HAHAHAH .. this thread is CLASSIC! It delivers for sure.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-04-2007, 11:32 PM

ADG Webmaster

Dagwolf · 01-05-2007, 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

And this is exactly why I'll be 2,000 miles away. Beholding the glory of that much Juicy Juice could blind someone the way Moses was blinded when God flashed him His holy hindquarters.

baddog · 01-05-2007, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus

I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not:

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/691366-internext-2007-bukkake-party-private-invite.html

Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices.

Sick-minded simpletons...

Horrendous? Bukkake?

baddog · 01-05-2007, 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

I can picture your dog sitting in a corner, laughing at your cat.

darnit · 01-05-2007, 01:01 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

Rhesus · 01-05-2007, 01:40 AM

Ok, I already thought the whole idea was almost too ridiculous to be true. And regarding Anal Hobbit's history - I guess I don't frequent GFY enough heh

minusonebit · 01-05-2007, 02:04 AM

So what is everyone bitching about now?

01-04-2007, 03:55 PM	#1
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	A perfect example of how sick, corrupted and disgusting some in this business are I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/691366-internext-2007-bukkake-party-private-invite.html Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices. Sick-minded simpletons...

01-04-2007, 04:07 PM	#2
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01-04-2007, 04:39 PM	#5
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01-04-2007, 04:47 PM	#6
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01-04-2007, 04:49 PM	#8
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01-04-2007, 04:51 PM	#9
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

01-04-2007, 05:00 PM	#13
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01-04-2007, 06:15 PM	#16
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01-04-2007, 06:16 PM	#17
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01-04-2007, 09:14 PM	#22
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01-04-2007, 09:15 PM	#23
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01-04-2007, 09:21 PM	#25
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01-04-2007, 11:17 PM	#29
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01-04-2007, 11:18 PM	#30
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01-05-2007, 01:01 AM	#35
darnit Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teh Interweb Posts: 2,439	This thread is useless without pics.

01-05-2007, 01:40 AM	#36
Rhesus Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 2,009	Ok, I already thought the whole idea was almost too ridiculous to be true. And regarding Anal Hobbit's history - I guess I don't frequent GFY enough heh

01-05-2007, 02:04 AM	#37
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	So what is everyone bitching about now?