A perfect example of how sick, corrupted and disgusting some in this business are

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  • Rhesus
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2004
    • 2009

    #1

    A perfect example of how sick, corrupted and disgusting some in this business are

    I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not:

    http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=691366

    Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices.

    Sick-minded simpletons...
  • Sly
    Let's do some business!
    • Sep 2004
    • 31377

    #2
    The Anal Hobbit was a great pioneer of this industry. His ideas are gold and have turned many into millionaires. Why would anyone question a man of his intelligence and drive?
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    • Dollarmansteve
      Confirmed User
      • May 2005
      • 2849

      #3
      sometimes, in life, you don't get the joke.... and thats ok.
      I died.

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      • Rhesus
        Confirmed User
        • Aug 2004
        • 2009

        #4
        Originally posted by Dollarmansteve
        sometimes, in life, you don't get the joke.... and thats ok.
        If this is a joke, I'm glad :-)

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        • Jace
          FBOP Class Of 2013
          • Jan 2004
          • 35562

          #5
          ROFL @ this thread

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          • Juicy D. Links
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            whats wrong with a bukkake party?

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            • abyss_al
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              • Oct 2003
              • 15605

              #7
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              • MattO
                The O is for Oohhh
                • Feb 2003
                • 10861

                #8
                You fail to realize what a great service Anal Hobbit's parties play.

                The average webmaster who attends Internext, and other expos, finds himself surrounded by scores of hot pornstars, and not used to being exposed to even mediocre grade women, will often fall to unethical and illegal means to get their hands on these women.

                By having a Bukkake party, Mr. Anal Hobbit provides a release for these webmasters who would otherwise resort to maltreatment and molestation of random female Internext attendees.

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                • Juicy D. Links
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2001
                  • 122992

                  #9
                  I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

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                  • Huggles
                    GFY'S #1 retard
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 12508

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MattO
                    You fail to realize what a great service Anal Hobbit's parties play.

                    The average webmaster who attends Internext, and other expos, finds himself surrounded by scores of hot pornstars, and not used to being exposed to even mediocre grade women, will often fall to unethical and illegal means to get their hands on these women.

                    By having a Bukkake party, Mr. Anal Hobbit provides a release for these webmasters who would otherwise resort to maltreatment and molestation of random female Internext attendees.


                    So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?
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                    • Huggles
                      GFY'S #1 retard
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12508

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                      I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

                      I do the same but usually I take mine at the end of the month to the local women's shelter and smear it all over the pillows
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                      • testpie
                        Mostly retired
                        • Apr 2006
                        • 3231

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Huggles
                        So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?
                        Hey - whoa, whoa, whoa! Some of us can't even afford that...

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                        • L-Pink
                          working on my tan
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 39151

                          #13
                          This better not be a joke ...

                          I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
                          (and my cat is getting tired of it)

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                          • lyn1
                            Confirmed User
                            • Dec 2005
                            • 429

                            #14
                            I am starting to think you're right...Uggggh!!!!!!!
                            Originally posted by Huggles
                            So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?
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                            • Wagerboy
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                              • Jul 2006
                              • 2290

                              #15
                              Theres a good chance of this thread becoming a classic.
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                              • Pleasurepays
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                                • Aug 2002
                                • 11913

                                #16
                                a lecture on right and wrong by a guy who named himself after a monkey.

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133978

                                  #17
                                  You don't obviously know about Anal Hobbits background

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                                  • emjay
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2004
                                    • 4280

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                                    This better not be a joke ...

                                    I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
                                    (and my cat is getting tired of it)
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                                    • reynold
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Oct 2002
                                      • 51271

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                      whats wrong with a bukkake party?

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                                      • munki
                                        Do Fun Shit.
                                        • Dec 2004
                                        • 13393

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                        This better not be a joke ...

                                        I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
                                        (and my cat is getting tired of it)

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                                        • JFK
                                          FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                          • Jan 2002
                                          • 67369

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                          I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party
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                                          • RawAlex
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 9465

                                            #22
                                            Rhesus, are you upset because you didn't get your invite to (god I love this business) spank your monkey?

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                                            • seeric
                                              ..........
                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              hahahaha fuck juicy you kill me

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                                              • DTK
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Feb 2002
                                                • 4546

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party
                                                Ohhh mannnn....thanks alot for the visual







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                                                • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 38323

                                                  #25
                                                  Sing-a-long to the "I Like Bukkake" song.

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                                                    • Nov 2003
                                                    • 32189

                                                    #26
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                                                    • CuriousToyBoy
                                                      Crazy Aussie Bastard
                                                      • Aug 2005
                                                      • 16787

                                                      #27
                                                      Has our business actually come this far that people forget what we are all about ?

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                                                      • tombarr
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jul 2003
                                                        • 320

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                        This better not be a joke ...

                                                        I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
                                                        (and my cat is getting tired of it)

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                                                        • DaddyHalbucks
                                                          A freakin' legend!
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 18975

                                                          #29
                                                          I can't believe you are so blind! This is all part of the PR campaign to reform the adult industry's image by appealing to the prurient interests of the US DOJ.

                                                          You see, the idea is to gradually de-sensitize the US DOJ. Start with some relatively innocuous "small" infractions, and then move gradually to the ultimate goal. With a "smoothe" approach like this, no one will ever be able to say that there was one point at which we "crossed the line." Everything will be allowed!!

                                                          Introduce and "normalize" these things in this order:

                                                          1. Anal Hobbitt's tips on robbing hookers and stealing gas
                                                          2. Anal Hobbitt's Bukkake parties
                                                          3. Rape and torture
                                                          4. Incest
                                                          5. Scat
                                                          6. Child p0rn

                                                          GFY and Playboy endorse this master plan. After all, Anal Hobbit has 1400 posts on GFY and has been working on first two legs of this master plan since 2001.

                                                          By the time we have reached #6, there will be no further regulation of the adult industry. We will all be free! We will all be millionaries, even the newbies with less than 100 posts!!
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                                                          • edgeprod
                                                            Permanently Gone
                                                            • Mar 2004
                                                            • 10019

                                                            #30
                                                            HAHAHAH .. this thread is CLASSIC! It delivers for sure.

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                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
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                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                              • 38323

                                                              #31


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                                                              • Dagwolf
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                                                                • Sep 2003
                                                                • 23141

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party
                                                                And this is exactly why I'll be 2,000 miles away. Beholding the glory of that much Juicy Juice could blind someone the way Moses was blinded when God flashed him His holy hindquarters.
                                                                Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                                                                • baddog
                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                                  • 107089

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Rhesus
                                                                  I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not:

                                                                  http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=691366

                                                                  Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices.

                                                                  Sick-minded simpletons...
                                                                  Horrendous? Bukkake?

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                                                                  • baddog
                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                    • Apr 2001
                                                                    • 107089

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                                    This better not be a joke ...

                                                                    I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
                                                                    (and my cat is getting tired of it)
                                                                    I can picture your dog sitting in a corner, laughing at your cat.

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                                                                    • darnit
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 2439

                                                                      #35
                                                                      This thread is useless without pics.

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                                                                      • Rhesus
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Aug 2004
                                                                        • 2009

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Ok, I already thought the whole idea was almost too ridiculous to be true. And regarding Anal Hobbit's history - I guess I don't frequent GFY enough heh

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                                                                        • minusonebit
                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                          • Feb 2006
                                                                          • 7391

                                                                          #37
                                                                          So what is everyone bitching about now?

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