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Rhesus 01-04-2007 03:55 PM

A perfect example of how sick, corrupted and disgusting some in this business are
 
I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not:

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/691366-internext-2007-bukkake-party-private-invite.html

Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices.

Sick-minded simpletons...

Sly 01-04-2007 04:07 PM

The Anal Hobbit was a great pioneer of this industry. His ideas are gold and have turned many into millionaires. Why would anyone question a man of his intelligence and drive?

Dollarmansteve 01-04-2007 04:16 PM

sometimes, in life, you don't get the joke.... and thats ok.

Rhesus 01-04-2007 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve (Post 11658207)
sometimes, in life, you don't get the joke.... and thats ok.

If this is a joke, I'm glad :-)

Jace 01-04-2007 04:39 PM

ROFL @ this thread

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 04:47 PM

whats wrong with a bukkake party?

abyss_al 01-04-2007 04:48 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MattO 01-04-2007 04:49 PM

You fail to realize what a great service Anal Hobbit's parties play.

The average webmaster who attends Internext, and other expos, finds himself surrounded by scores of hot pornstars, and not used to being exposed to even mediocre grade women, will often fall to unethical and illegal means to get their hands on these women.

By having a Bukkake party, Mr. Anal Hobbit provides a release for these webmasters who would otherwise resort to maltreatment and molestation of random female Internext attendees.

Juicy D. Links 01-04-2007 04:51 PM

I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

Huggles 01-04-2007 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattO (Post 11658369)
You fail to realize what a great service Anal Hobbit's parties play.

The average webmaster who attends Internext, and other expos, finds himself surrounded by scores of hot pornstars, and not used to being exposed to even mediocre grade women, will often fall to unethical and illegal means to get their hands on these women.

By having a Bukkake party, Mr. Anal Hobbit provides a release for these webmasters who would otherwise resort to maltreatment and molestation of random female Internext attendees.



So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?

Huggles 01-04-2007 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11658379)
I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party


I do the same but usually I take mine at the end of the month to the local women's shelter and smear it all over the pillows

testpie 01-04-2007 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 11658380)
So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?

Hey - whoa, whoa, whoa! Some of us can't even afford that...

L-Pink 01-04-2007 05:00 PM

This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

lyn1 01-04-2007 05:03 PM

I am starting to think you're right...Uggggh!!!!!!!
Quote:

Originally Posted by Huggles (Post 11658380)
So what you're saying is most webmasters are losers who can't score with whores so they have to have whores paid for so they can stand around in a room full of other losers wanking off on a chick's face?


Wagerboy 01-04-2007 06:11 PM

Theres a good chance of this thread becoming a classic.

Pleasurepays 01-04-2007 06:15 PM

a lecture on right and wrong by a guy who named himself after a monkey.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 01-04-2007 06:16 PM

You don't obviously know about Anal Hobbits background

emjay 01-04-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11658439)
This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

Best quote on GFY so far this year lol:1orglaugh

reynold 01-04-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11658359)
whats wrong with a bukkake party?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

munki 01-04-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11658439)
This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

:Oh crap :Oh crap

JFK 01-04-2007 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11658379)
I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

is it the 5 Gallon one ??;Graucho

RawAlex 01-04-2007 09:14 PM

Rhesus, are you upset because you didn't get your invite to (god I love this business) spank your monkey?

seeric 01-04-2007 09:15 PM

hahahaha fuck juicy you kill me

DTK 01-04-2007 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11658379)
I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

Ohhh mannnn....thanks alot for the visual :throwup :eyecrazy







:winkwink: :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-04-2007 09:21 PM

Sing-a-long to the "I Like Bukkake" song.

ADG Webmaster

$5 submissions 01-04-2007 09:28 PM

It's a BP character from way back. Other interesting BP characters from 2001 and the days of yore -- Diabetic Rage, Son of Rage (Icy Cold Stuntaz--REPRESENT YO!), and Dirty Sanchez (purveyor of that infamously funny Thumbzillas thread).

If someone claims that BP and his friends helped make GFY what it is now--I'd believe them.

CuriousToyBoy 01-04-2007 09:30 PM

Has our business actually come this far that people forget what we are all about ?

Sheesh !!

:-(

tombarr 01-04-2007 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11658439)
This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 01-04-2007 11:17 PM

I can't believe you are so blind! This is all part of the PR campaign to reform the adult industry's image by appealing to the prurient interests of the US DOJ.

You see, the idea is to gradually de-sensitize the US DOJ. Start with some relatively innocuous "small" infractions, and then move gradually to the ultimate goal. With a "smoothe" approach like this, no one will ever be able to say that there was one point at which we "crossed the line." Everything will be allowed!!

Introduce and "normalize" these things in this order:

1. Anal Hobbitt's tips on robbing hookers and stealing gas
2. Anal Hobbitt's Bukkake parties
3. Rape and torture
4. Incest
5. Scat
6. Child p0rn

GFY and Playboy endorse this master plan. After all, Anal Hobbit has 1400 posts on GFY and has been working on first two legs of this master plan since 2001.

By the time we have reached #6, there will be no further regulation of the adult industry. We will all be free! We will all be millionaries, even the newbies with less than 100 posts!!

edgeprod 01-04-2007 11:18 PM

HAHAHAH .. this thread is CLASSIC! It delivers for sure.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 01-04-2007 11:32 PM

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...d_7a.widec.jpg

ADG Webmaster

Dagwolf 01-05-2007 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 11658379)
I am personally beating off in a big jar for the last 2 months prepping for this... i keep the jar in the fridge and bringing it with me to Vegas to use at the party

And this is exactly why I'll be 2,000 miles away. Beholding the glory of that much Juicy Juice could blind someone the way Moses was blinded when God flashed him His holy hindquarters.

baddog 01-05-2007 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rhesus (Post 11658110)
I'm not even sure if this is a joke or not:

fucking-around-and-business-discussion/691366-internext-2007-bukkake-party-private-invite.html

Why is no one posting in that thread clearly objecting to this horrendous idea? Why can't these guys treat this like a business? If I were in this industry, I'd be sure to never again touch any sponsor that is willing to associate themselves with such practices.

Sick-minded simpletons...

Horrendous? Bukkake?

baddog 01-05-2007 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 11658439)
This better not be a joke ...

I've been practicing my distance and accuracy for two weeks ...
(and my cat is getting tired of it)

I can picture your dog sitting in a corner, laughing at your cat.

darnit 01-05-2007 01:01 AM

This thread is useless without pics.

http://www.bukkake.cz/images/bukkake2.jpg

Rhesus 01-05-2007 01:40 AM

Ok, I already thought the whole idea was almost too ridiculous to be true. And regarding Anal Hobbit's history - I guess I don't frequent GFY enough heh

minusonebit 01-05-2007 02:04 AM

So what is everyone bitching about now?


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