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|  12-23-2006, 06:10 AM | #401 | |
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 what is the biggest cock you ever had in your ass? | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:10 AM | #402 | |
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    Too true 
				__________________ baby Jesus never sleeps when you're being a sinner, yeah he'll eat you for dinner | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:12 AM | #403 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:12 AM | #404 | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:13 AM | #405 | 
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				 | when you are fucked in the ass, do you suck cock afterwards? | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:13 AM | #406 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:15 AM | #407 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:17 AM | #408 | 
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				 | If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, "You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord." When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through.   (Zechariah 13:3 NAB) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:19 AM | #409 | 
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				 |  Is any among you sick?  Let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: and the prayer of faith shall save him that is sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, it shall be forgiven him.   (James 5:14-15 ASV) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:19 AM | #410 | 
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				 | Wow you are gay. | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:20 AM | #411 | 
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				 | Over/Under on the age of maxcarter =  16 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:20 AM | #412 | 
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				 | "Go up, my warriors, against the land of Merathaim and against the people of Pekod. Yes, march against Babylon, the land of rebels, a land that I will judge!  Pursue, kill, and completely destroy them, as I have commanded you," says the LORD.  "Let the battle cry be heard in the land, a shout of great destruction".   (Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:21 AM | #413 | 
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				 | ...and he can't even post his sig right! Abortions should be FREE in all 50 states. | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:24 AM | #414 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:25 AM | #415 | |
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				 | Quote: 
 I have spoken with Lori a couple times since Donny's pathetic threats and naturally she's upset. I also shared with her all of the unflattering details you forgot to mention to save your own face. But the fact remains we were done with our relationship before Donny's ever escilated his attacks/threats on Belinda and swore to reveal all. My home issues are mine alone and several people here have hit it right on the head - misery loves company and he's trying to bring as many people down with him as he possibly can. And no, this thread will not be deleted by me. Take it as a cautionary tale... 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:26 AM | #416 | 
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				 |  The total of the temple slaves and the descendents of the slaves of Solomon was three hundred and ninety-two.   (Nehemiah 7:60 NAB) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:27 AM | #417 | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:28 AM | #418 | 
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				 | This thread is hilarious, the Jesus crap just topped it for me. K, have fun losers! Peace! | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:28 AM | #419 | 
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				 | On a less serious note...is that chick like reeeeeeally tiny, or is Vendzilla somehow related to Bigfoot? I'm having some serious Harry & The Hendersons flashbacks looking at this guy. | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:28 AM | #420 | 
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				 | Grow the fuck up Donny, your child would be ashamed you are more emotionally immature than he is. I cant believe you would try to destroy a family on purpose because your ex finds you repulsive...you are sick. Anyone know what the common law marriage laws are in Cali? I hope Belinda gets half.. if not all.. you need to be humbled in a bad way. | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:30 AM | #421 | 
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				 | Couldn't this thread have waited until after christmas? I'm sure the involved parties would have had a better christmas without this mess. | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:30 AM | #422 | 
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				 | that how this is done: you turn souls to see the Lord's ways, one cocksucker at a time. My angel will go before you and bring you to the Amorites, Hittites, Perizzites, Canaanites, Hivites, and Jebusites; and I will wipe them out. (Exodus 23:23 NAB) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:32 AM | #423 | |
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 For there are eunuchs, that were so born from their mother's womb: and there are eunuchs, that were made eunuchs by men: and there are eunuchs, that made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. (Matthew 19:12 ASV) | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:34 AM | #424 | |
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   I got one for you: HURMUR DIE EXCESS BRING FORTH THE FATHER OF THE BLOOD DIVINE, UNTO MY SOUL, THE REVENGE WITHIN MY COUNTLESS REACH, FOR I AM MASTER OF THRONE.        This is something out of Wolrd of Warcraft! Jesus freaks are the shit at making me laugh!          | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:35 AM | #425 | |
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  Too funny. This is hilarious stuff you are writing here, I have to hand it to you, maybe you should do stand up?? I think you're a natural. | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:37 AM | #426 | 
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				 | I knew you are not going anywhere 'til I give you permission, son. No child of an incestuous union may be admitted into the community of the Lord, nor any descendent of his even to the tenth generation. (Deuteronomy 23:3 NAB) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:39 AM | #427 | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:40 AM | #428 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:41 AM | #429 | |
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 Props on how you handling this. I really dont undestand what he had to gain telling the whole world he is a cuckold boyfriend. | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:41 AM | #430 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:42 AM | #431 | 
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				 | Ezekiel 4:12-15 15 "Very well," he said, "I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement." | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:43 AM | #432 | 
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				 | Cursed be he who does the Lords work remissly, cursed he who holds back his sword from blood.   (Jeremiah 48:10 NAB) | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:45 AM | #433 | |
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 Time heals all wounds and hopefully this doesn't turn into the ugliness I can see people trying to make it already. Best of luck to all involved. | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:45 AM | #434 | |
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 Go jerk off to your gay religion now freak. Later!                Have fun talking to yourself dickhead! | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:45 AM | #435 | 
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				 | cuz I can drop some religious quotes too ;) Make an island of yourself, make yourself your refuge; there is no other refuge. Make truth your island, make truth your refuge; there is no other refuge. Digha Nikaya, 16 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:46 AM | #436 | 
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				 | Jesus fucking christ almighty   
				__________________ Surfmastering : a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery   | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:47 AM | #437 | |
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 The Lord has made everything for his own ends, even the wicked for the evil day. (Proverbs 16:4 NAB) | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:47 AM | #438 | 
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				 | Let this fundamental be remembered always: if you fight with anything false, you will be defeated. The false cannot be defeated, because it is false. How can you defeat something which is nonexistential? There is no way. The only way is, bring light and see. | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:48 AM | #440 | 
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				 | Jesus had a nice present from Donny for his birthday  | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:50 AM | #441 | |
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 Go, now, attack Amalek, and deal with him and all that he has under the ban. Do not spare him, but kill men and women, children and infants, oxen and sheep, camels and asses.'" (1 Samuel 15:2-3 NAB) | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:50 AM | #442 | |
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 but knowing how to be forbearing alone makes one victorious. Samyutta Nikaya I, 163 | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:51 AM | #443 | 
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				 | Fris, where is the movie clip you posted once pissing with Brad Shaw: "I am the FBI agent, beep-beep? Can you post the url? | 
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|  12-23-2006, 06:53 AM | #444 | |
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 While he was on his way, some small boys came out of the city and jeered at him. "Go up baldhead," they shouted, "go up baldhead!" The prophet turned and saw them, and he cursed them in the name of the Lord. Then two shebears came out of the woods and tore forty two of the children to pieces." (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB) | |
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|  12-23-2006, 06:58 AM | #446 | |
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 you should try posting quotes that are more relevant though, rather than something random... it would make more of an impact anyway  my last quote for today: Just as the highest and the lowest notes are equally inaudible, so perhaps, is the greatest sense and the greatest nonsense equally unintelligible. Allan Watts | |
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|  12-23-2006, 07:01 AM | #447 | 
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				 | Moral of the story - don't fuck with Jebus and His minions! | 
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|  12-23-2006, 07:02 AM | #448 | |
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|  12-23-2006, 07:04 AM | #449 | 
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|  12-23-2006, 07:05 AM | #450 | |
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				 | Quote: thanks! I wish I had it handy when Boy Alley suggested he was an FBI agent ;) | |
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