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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    If getting laid was like selling memberships to pornsites....

    Getting listed on a big tgp = going to a club

    Getting a gallery view = making eye contact

    Getting a click through to the tour = talking to a hot girl

    Closes the tour without a sale, pops exit console = She's not into you. Introduce her to your friends as a favor to them.

    Click through to the join page = she's interested

    Fills out the join form = she's partying back at your place

    Sale declined by bank = she doesn't want to cheat on her boyfriend

    Bank error = she forgot she was on her period

    Making a trial sale = she gives you a handjob

    Making a full sale = getting laid

    Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum

    Sale that cancels before first rebill = one night stand

    Failed Rebill = She wants you to call, but you lost her number

    Rebill = you fuck her again

    Refund = she tells you that you are lousy in bed

    Chargeback = she tells everyone you know that you are lousy in bed
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • European Lee
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2002
      • 7133
      #2
      Most of GFY would be bigger losers than they are now

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      Lee
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        • DateDoc
          Outside looking in.
          • Feb 2005
          • 14243
          #3
          LOL, that is good!

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            • Jason
              Confirmed User
              • Dec 2002
              • 4287
              #4
              LOL.. love it
              I stay busy.

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                • jacked
                  sperm tail
                  • May 2004
                  • 11019
                  #5
                  Originally posted by European Lee
                  Most of GFY would be bigger losers than they are now

                  Regards,

                  Lee

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                    • After Shock Media
                      It's coming look busy
                      • Mar 2001
                      • 35299
                      #6
                      Cross sell - You get to nail her friend to.

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                        • Jason
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 4287
                          #7
                          can I make a entry?

                          Getting a cross sale = She brings her friend.
                          I stay busy.

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                            • SteveLightspeed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 7940
                              #8
                              Getting listed on the wrong tgp = accidently going to a gay club
                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                • European Lee
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 7133
                                  #9
                                  Also dont forget the upsell = You get to use the poop shute too

                                  Regards,

                                  Lee
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                                    • sweetums
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Feb 2003
                                      • 2534
                                      #10
                                      What happens when Lightspeed spends too much time locked in the office....
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                                        • European Lee
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 7133
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                          Getting listed on the wrong tgp = accidently going to a gay club
                                          Ill take the traffic instead Steve

                                          Regards,

                                          Lee
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                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 7940
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by PornDollar
                                              can I make a entry?

                                              Getting a cross sale = She brings her friend.
                                              No, thats making an upsell.

                                              Getting a cross sale = she lets your friend fuck her too, now he owes you a 3some with his chick
                                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 07-28-2005, 06:34 PM.
                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                • Jason
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 4287
                                                  #13
                                                  Haha..
                                                  I stay busy.

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                                                    • FTVGirls
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 1052
                                                      #14
                                                      Another modification:

                                                      Chargeback = she dumps you, and leaves you with an STD.

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                                                        • Pete-KT
                                                          Workin With The Devil
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 51532
                                                          #15
                                                          Nice one steve

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                                                            • WiredGuy
                                                              Pounding Googlebot
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 34515
                                                              #16
                                                              hahahaha, these are awesome!
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                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 7940
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Getting your sale shaved by a sponsor = You got fucked but didn't remember it
                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 7940
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by FTVGirls
                                                                      Another modification:

                                                                      Chargeback = she dumps you, and leaves you with an STD.
                                                                      Thats more like a server crash after the sale.
                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                        • corvette
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                                          • 7880
                                                                          #19
                                                                          real original!
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                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 7940
                                                                              #20
                                                                              wait

                                                                              Surfer posts his password = you got VD
                                                                              Server crash after sale = you got Gonorrea
                                                                              Permanent DDOS attack = you got Herpes
                                                                              Feds close you down for selling porn = you got AIDS
                                                                              Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 07-28-2005, 06:48 PM.
                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                • GoodStuff
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Feb 2005
                                                                                  • 511
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  She hits an exit console link=She comes back to your place but leaves with your friend.

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                                                                                    • xknight
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 433
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      That was great! A+

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                                                                                        • chase
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                          • 6019
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          hahahaha, too fuckin funny.
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                                                                                            • chadglni
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                                              • 6924
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              You rich bastards with too much time on your hands. ;)


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                                                                                                • xNetworx
                                                                                                  So Fucking What
                                                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                                                  • 14445
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Good Conversions = Don't change your game, you keep getting laid
                                                                                                  Bad Conversions = Time for a new hairstyle and/or clothes

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                                                                                                    • Shoehorn!
                                                                                                      Die With Your Boots On
                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                      • 22872
                                                                                                      #26

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                                                                                                        • V_RocKs
                                                                                                          Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                          • 32448
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          That about sums it up!

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                                                                                                            • wargames
                                                                                                              Kliris
                                                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                                                              • 10423
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Classic Steve cant stop laughing
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                                                                                                                • tristan_D
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                  • 7865
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I give my two thumbs up for that very funny post.
                                                                                                                  Increase your sales. Up to $4 per click.

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                                                                                                                    • Pim(P)
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Jun 2005
                                                                                                                      • 583
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      LOL, great post

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                                                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          I should have said:

                                                                                                                          Rebill = you fuck her again, but she doesn't really get much out of it
                                                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                            • IPK
                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                              • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                              • 4209
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              that's funny
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                                                                                                                                • azguy
                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 5167
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                  I should have said:

                                                                                                                                  Rebill = you fuck her again, but she doesn't really get much out of it

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                                                                                                                                    • georgeyw
                                                                                                                                      58008 53773
                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 9865
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed

                                                                                                                                      Void = she fucks you, but won't let you cum
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                                                                                                                                      "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!"

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                                                                                                                                        • azguy
                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2004
                                                                                                                                          • 5167
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Man this was a funny thread

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                                                                                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 7940
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              How about these:

                                                                                                                                              Refund = she wants to have sex, but only if she can fuck you with a strapon
                                                                                                                                              Chargeback = she's a tranny
                                                                                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                • 2HousePlague
                                                                                                                                                  CURATOR
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 14572
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Taking her to a new restaurant = adding new feeds.

                                                                                                                                                  2HP
                                                                                                                                                  tada!

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                                                                                                                                                    • je_rome
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2005
                                                                                                                                                      • 6846
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      haha! that's some good stuff!
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                                                                                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Cancelation discount = telling her if she stays, you'll let her cum first next time
                                                                                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 7940
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Complimentary password = fucking an ugly chick instead of your hand
                                                                                                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Search engine traffic = she hits on you first

                                                                                                                                                                  Members area traffic = she hits on you first, and she's not wearing any panties
                                                                                                                                                                  Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 07-28-2005, 11:50 PM.
                                                                                                                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Email traffic = you ask every woman at the bar, even the oldest and ugliest ones, to fuck
                                                                                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Bake
                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 5916
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Funny shit Steve Ill try and aproch my next date like this.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • 2HousePlague
                                                                                                                                                                              CURATOR
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                              • 14572
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              she gets carded at the bar = 2257

                                                                                                                                                                              you take her to your friend's dump to fuck her 'cause your wife is home = .XXX


                                                                                                                                                                              2HP
                                                                                                                                                                              tada!

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                                                                                                                                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Using your own credit card to join, to test if everything is working = self explanatory
                                                                                                                                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                      Using your own credit card to join, to test if everything is working = self explanatory
                                                                                                                                                                                      Ok, one more:

                                                                                                                                                                                      Chargeback = you fuck her, but her boyfriend kicks the shit out of you later
                                                                                                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                                        • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Hardcore tour = Walking around at the bar with your cock hanging out
                                                                                                                                                                                          Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Popup hell = you are so drunk, you keep asking the same woman over and over, and wonder why you never get laid
                                                                                                                                                                                              Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  CCbill scrub = Ron Cadwell is there, showing off his bling bling watch
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • SteveLightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7940
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Scumware = she fucks someone who is just pretending to be you
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Abra-cadabra!

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