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Makingcoin · 12-22-2006, 01:12 PM

To Whom It May Concern,

Please immediately cancel "my" membership to Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling, both sites negotiated/supported by my 14-year-old stepson. Please also terminate membership to another site that he may have inadvendently joined, related to your commerce, that was planted (fine print) in your site's application.

My stepson, a minor, purloined my credit card and admitted to his purchase of your pornography. His user name: *******. His password: *******. Name on the credit card: Bill *******. My stepson, diagnosed as "mentally challenged," assumed that he was buying a limited 1-3 day introductory membership; when addressed, by his mother, with inquiries about the length of his activity on your web site(s), he confessed "the membership somehow stretched into a week or two." As aforementioned, he's uncertain whether his Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling membership was catalytic to unwittingly purchasing membership into a another of your porno sites.

To be succinct, I want ALL memberships cancelled (posthaste) that are linked to your porno trade. Failure to oblige this request will prompt immediate communication with the Better Business Bureau and a regional law office.

Finally, I'd appreciate acknowledgement regarding receipt of this message and I'm sorry about the inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Bill *******

Dollarmansteve · 12-22-2006, 01:14 PM

lol... he said 'posthaste'

who · 12-22-2006, 01:14 PM

It sounds like a nigerian scam email.... Ask him about Mr. Mabwutu's $50 million in the truck which urgently needs to be given to you.

fuzebox · 12-22-2006, 01:15 PM

Could be legit... Shrug, he's not asking for a refund, so just cancel him and call it a day

Agent 488 · 12-22-2006, 01:16 PM

Fresh · 12-22-2006, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by who

It sounds like a nigerian scam email.... Ask him about Mr. Mabwutu's $50 million in the truck which urgently needs to be given to you.

LMAO! thats funnier then the e mail itself

SilentKnight · 12-22-2006, 01:18 PM

"...regional law office"

Oh to be a fly on the wall when that call comes in.

"Hi, my son-the-retard purloined my....sorry, huh...purloined, YES...its a real word, anyways...yeah, and he bought some nasty porn-o-gra-phy with it, and...well, yes...it WAS my fault for not safeguarding my wallet, but...hello? Hello? Did we get disconnected? Hello?"

NemesiS876 · 12-22-2006, 01:18 PM

Sorry it is too long I can't read it !

madawgz · 12-22-2006, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Could be legit... Shrug, he's not asking for a refund, so just cancel him and call it a day

yeah im surprised he didnt ask for a refund...

strange

rip raster · 12-22-2006, 01:19 PM

he should keep his credit card somewhere where his kid can not purloine it

what a retard

Dr.Jekyll · 12-22-2006, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox

Could be legit... Shrug, he's not asking for a refund, so just cancel him and call it a day

right on!

webgurl · 12-22-2006, 01:19 PM

very interesting the emails you get from the end users
can be very entertaining LOL

Dr.Jekyll · 12-22-2006, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

yeah im surprised he didnt ask for a refund...

strange

well he's responsible of keeping his cards off limits off the kids. Maybe he just realises that and therefor, won't ask a refund but just a simple cancelation.

SilentKnight · 12-22-2006, 01:22 PM

At the risk of giving this way too much thought - Bill's last name has seven stars/characters?

Clinton?

riddler · 12-22-2006, 01:23 PM

am i the only one that gets the impression they dont have a problem with their 14 year old retarded son looking at porn as long as it doesnt turn in to a full membership?

Makingcoin · 12-22-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by riddler

am i the only one that gets the impression they dont have a problem with their 14 year old retarded son looking at porn as long as it doesnt turn in to a full membership?

The trial already turned into a full membership. :P

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riddler · 12-22-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

The trial already turned into a full membership. :P

well not really caring about that but dont parents have some morals to keep kids away from porn atleast also being mentally challenged

The Ghost · 12-22-2006, 02:50 PM

No refund request = no problem

_Richard_ · 12-22-2006, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

yeah im surprised he didnt ask for a refund...

strange

probably has the idea that he doesn't have a hope in hell of getting it.. lol

"my step-son" yea right

i call bs

R

Makingcoin · 12-22-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

Cancel it. I don't see what the problem is.

Sounds like a load of shit to me. Anyways I have refunded him for both the sale and the cross sale.

12-22-2006, 01:12 PM	#1
Makingcoin Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Ditch Posts: 8,919	Is this guy for real? * mentally challenged surfer email * To Whom It May Concern, Please immediately cancel "my" membership to Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling, both sites negotiated/supported by my 14-year-old stepson. Please also terminate membership to another site that he may have inadvendently joined, related to your commerce, that was planted (fine print) in your site's application. My stepson, a minor, purloined my credit card and admitted to his purchase of your pornography. His user name: *****. His password: ***. Name on the credit card: Bill ***. My stepson, diagnosed as "mentally challenged," assumed that he was buying a limited 1-3 day introductory membership; when addressed, by his mother, with inquiries about the length of his activity on your web site(s), he confessed "the membership somehow stretched into a week or two." As aforementioned, he's uncertain whether his Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling membership was catalytic to unwittingly purchasing membership into a another of your porno sites. To be succinct, I want ALL memberships cancelled (posthaste) that are linked to your porno trade. Failure to oblige this request will prompt immediate communication with the Better Business Bureau and a regional law office. Finally, I'd appreciate acknowledgement regarding receipt of this message and I'm sorry about the inconvenience. Sincerely, Bill ***** __________________ www.MAKINGCOIN.com icq. 166-662-831 "Start making large coin!" Daddy I Get Paid To Be A Whore - Coming Soon

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12-22-2006, 01:15 PM	#4
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12-22-2006, 01:18 PM	#7
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NemesiS876 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 7,436	Sorry it is too long I can't read it !

12-22-2006, 01:19 PM	#10
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12-22-2006, 01:23 PM	#15
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