Is this guy for real? *** mentally challenged surfer email ***
 

To Whom It May Concern,

Please immediately cancel "my" membership to Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling, both sites negotiated/supported by my 14-year-old stepson. Please also terminate membership to another site that he may have inadvendently joined, related to your commerce, that was planted (fine print) in your site's application.

My stepson, a minor, purloined my credit card and admitted to his purchase of your pornography. His user name: *******. His password: *******. Name on the credit card: Bill *******. My stepson, diagnosed as "mentally challenged," assumed that he was buying a limited 1-3 day introductory membership; when addressed, by his mother, with inquiries about the length of his activity on your web site(s), he confessed "the membership somehow stretched into a week or two." As aforementioned, he's uncertain whether his Ticklish Spots/Horny Tickling membership was catalytic to unwittingly purchasing membership into a another of your porno sites.

To be succinct, I want ALL memberships cancelled (posthaste) that are linked to your porno trade. Failure to oblige this request will prompt immediate communication with the Better Business Bureau and a regional law office.

Finally, I'd appreciate acknowledgement regarding receipt of this message and I'm sorry about the inconvenience.

Sincerely,

Bill *******

lol... he said 'posthaste'

It sounds like a nigerian scam email.... Ask him about Mr. Mabwutu's $50 million in the truck which urgently needs to be given to you.

Could be legit... Shrug, he's not asking for a refund, so just cancel him and call it a day :)

LMAO! thats funnier then the e mail itself

"...regional law office" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh to be a fly on the wall when that call comes in.

"Hi, my son-the-retard purloined my....sorry, huh...purloined, YES...its a real word, anyways...yeah, and he bought some nasty porn-o-gra-phy with it, and...well, yes...it WAS my fault for not safeguarding my wallet, but...hello? Hello? Did we get disconnected? Hello?"

Sorry it is too long I can't read it !

yeah im surprised he didnt ask for a refund...

strange

he should keep his credit card somewhere where his kid can not purloine it :1orglaugh :1orglaugh what a retard

right on!

very interesting the emails you get from the end users
can be very entertaining LOL

well he's responsible of keeping his cards off limits off the kids. Maybe he just realises that and therefor, won't ask a refund but just a simple cancelation.

At the risk of giving this way too much thought - Bill's last name has seven stars/characters?

Clinton?

am i the only one that gets the impression they dont have a problem with their 14 year old retarded son looking at porn as long as it doesnt turn in to a full membership?

The trial already turned into a full membership. :P

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well not really caring about that but dont parents have some morals to keep kids away from porn atleast also being mentally challenged :Oh crap

No refund request = no problem :)

probably has the idea that he doesn't have a hope in hell of getting it.. lol

"my step-son" yea right

i call bs

R

Sounds like a load of shit to me. Anyways I have refunded him for both the sale and the cross sale.