"...regional law office"
Oh to be a fly on the wall when
that call comes in.
"Hi, my son-the-retard
purloined my....sorry, huh...purloined, YES...its a real word, anyways...yeah, and he bought some nasty porn-o-gra-phy with it, and...well, yes...it WAS my fault for not safeguarding my wallet, but...hello? Hello? Did we get disconnected? Hello?"