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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: the beach, SoCal
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An erotic tail.
Not really sure what was wrong with me, just that I was once again having to go thru another series of x-rays. What a pain in the ass.
Luckily, the x-ray technician was a total babe. A young, light-skinned black chick with a beautiful face and even though it can be tough to tell with those stupid uniforms, what appeared to be a killer body. She instructed me to get up on the x-ray table and lay down on my back. "Why do I have to do this crap again?" I asked, feigning irritation, but not really minding the additional time I got to spend with her. "Oh Lloyd, you will do anything for me . . . won't you?" she asked as she got up on the table sitting directly on my hardening member. It instantly became obvious that the uniform had been hiding a body that was everything I had thought it might be. "Did you know I grew up in Kansas City?" she asked. "Really, I went through there on my cross-country trip last summer," I lied. Just then she lowered her face to mine, and her long tongue began lapping at my face. What the fuck?!?! I woke up, to my fucking dog just licking away at my face, telling me it was time to get up and feed him. The bastard . . . ruined a perfectly good dream. |
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Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
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If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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aww.. whenever i'm having a dream and i want to finish it, i go back to sleep real quick and sometimes it works. ;)
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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ICQ: 197-556-237
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: BRASIL !!!
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Lol, nice one...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: California
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Funny as hell!!!
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Buddy love. |
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Sounds like puppy love to me...
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So Fucking Outlawed
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BWaaaaahahhahahah
nice one
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This is cute
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So Fucking Banned
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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