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baddog 12-22-2006 10:25 AM

An erotic tail.
 
Not really sure what was wrong with me, just that I was once again having to go thru another series of x-rays. What a pain in the ass.

Luckily, the x-ray technician was a total babe. A young, light-skinned black chick with a beautiful face and even though it can be tough to tell with those stupid uniforms, what appeared to be a killer body.

She instructed me to get up on the x-ray table and lay down on my back.

"Why do I have to do this crap again?" I asked, feigning irritation, but not really minding the additional time I got to spend with her.

"Oh Lloyd, you will do anything for me . . . won't you?" she asked as she got up on the table sitting directly on my hardening member.

It instantly became obvious that the uniform had been hiding a body that was everything I had thought it might be.

"Did you know I grew up in Kansas City?" she asked.

"Really, I went through there on my cross-country trip last summer," I lied.

Just then she lowered her face to mine, and her long tongue began lapping at my face.

What the fuck?!?!

I woke up, to my fucking dog just licking away at my face, telling me it was time to get up and feed him.

The bastard . . . ruined a perfectly good dream.

mikeyddddd 12-22-2006 10:36 AM

If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.

Kristian 12-22-2006 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 11572757)
Not really sure what was wrong with me, just that I was once again having to go thru another series of x-rays. What a pain in the ass.

Luckily, the x-ray technician was a total babe. A young, light-skinned black chick with a beautiful face and even though it can be tough to tell with those stupid uniforms, what appeared to be a killer body.

She instructed me to get up on the x-ray table and lay down on my back.

"Why do I have to do this crap again?" I asked, feigning irritation, but not really minding the additional time I got to spend with her.

"Oh Lloyd, you will do anything for me . . . won't you?" she asked as she got up on the table sitting directly on my hardening member.

It instantly became obvious that the uniform had been hiding a body that was everything I had thought it might be.

"Did you know I grew up in Kansas City?" she asked.

"Really, I went through there on my cross-country trip last summer," I lied.

Just then she lowered her face to mine, and her long tongue began lapping at my face.

What the fuck?!?!

I woke up, to my fucking dog just licking away at my face, telling me it was time to get up and feed him.

The bastard . . . ruined a perfectly good dream.

I feel cheated. Where's the tail?

_Richard_ 12-22-2006 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11572799)
If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.

roflmao

R

TG Rebecca 12-22-2006 11:05 AM

aww.. whenever i'm having a dream and i want to finish it, i go back to sleep real quick and sometimes it works. ;)

baddog 12-22-2006 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TG Rebecca (Post 11572982)
aww.. whenever i'm having a dream and i want to finish it, i go back to sleep real quick and sometimes it works. ;)

yeah, but Buddy wasn't having any of it . . . it was time to eat and play

baddog 12-22-2006 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11572799)
If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.

He will be spending the rest of the winter out in the back yard.

Niko Bimini 12-22-2006 11:35 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tranza 12-22-2006 11:35 AM

Lol, nice one...

martinsc 12-22-2006 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11572799)
If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

needlive 12-22-2006 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 11572799)
If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.

lol :1orglaugh

HHwebmonkey 12-22-2006 12:47 PM

Funny as hell!!!

Warren 12-22-2006 04:14 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Buddy love.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-22-2006 04:41 PM

Sounds like puppy love to me... :winkwink:

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KRosh 12-22-2006 04:55 PM

BWaaaaahahhahahah

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice one

shekinah 12-22-2006 05:35 PM

This is cute:)

baddog 12-22-2006 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by shekinah (Post 11575359)
This is cute:)

you aren't the one woken up with a big sloppy tongue to the face :1orglaugh

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