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Old 12-22-2006, 10:25 AM   #1
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An erotic tail.

Not really sure what was wrong with me, just that I was once again having to go thru another series of x-rays. What a pain in the ass.

Luckily, the x-ray technician was a total babe. A young, light-skinned black chick with a beautiful face and even though it can be tough to tell with those stupid uniforms, what appeared to be a killer body.

She instructed me to get up on the x-ray table and lay down on my back.

"Why do I have to do this crap again?" I asked, feigning irritation, but not really minding the additional time I got to spend with her.

"Oh Lloyd, you will do anything for me . . . won't you?" she asked as she got up on the table sitting directly on my hardening member.

It instantly became obvious that the uniform had been hiding a body that was everything I had thought it might be.

"Did you know I grew up in Kansas City?" she asked.

"Really, I went through there on my cross-country trip last summer," I lied.

Just then she lowered her face to mine, and her long tongue began lapping at my face.

What the fuck?!?!

I woke up, to my fucking dog just licking away at my face, telling me it was time to get up and feed him.

The bastard . . . ruined a perfectly good dream.
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:36 AM   #2
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If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:50 AM   #3
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Not really sure what was wrong with me, just that I was once again having to go thru another series of x-rays. What a pain in the ass.

Luckily, the x-ray technician was a total babe. A young, light-skinned black chick with a beautiful face and even though it can be tough to tell with those stupid uniforms, what appeared to be a killer body.

She instructed me to get up on the x-ray table and lay down on my back.

"Why do I have to do this crap again?" I asked, feigning irritation, but not really minding the additional time I got to spend with her.

"Oh Lloyd, you will do anything for me . . . won't you?" she asked as she got up on the table sitting directly on my hardening member.

It instantly became obvious that the uniform had been hiding a body that was everything I had thought it might be.

"Did you know I grew up in Kansas City?" she asked.

"Really, I went through there on my cross-country trip last summer," I lied.

Just then she lowered her face to mine, and her long tongue began lapping at my face.

What the fuck?!?!

I woke up, to my fucking dog just licking away at my face, telling me it was time to get up and feed him.

The bastard . . . ruined a perfectly good dream.
I feel cheated. Where's the tail?
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Old 12-22-2006, 10:51 AM   #4
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If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.
roflmao

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Old 12-22-2006, 11:05 AM   #5
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aww.. whenever i'm having a dream and i want to finish it, i go back to sleep real quick and sometimes it works. ;)
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:16 AM   #6
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aww.. whenever i'm having a dream and i want to finish it, i go back to sleep real quick and sometimes it works. ;)
yeah, but Buddy wasn't having any of it . . . it was time to eat and play
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:19 AM   #7
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If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.
He will be spending the rest of the winter out in the back yard.
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:35 AM   #8
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:35 AM   #9
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Lol, nice one...
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:40 AM   #10
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Old 12-22-2006, 11:49 AM   #11
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If I were you, I'd be glad that you woke up before you or the dog got any more excited.
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Old 12-22-2006, 12:47 PM   #12
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Funny as hell!!!
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:14 PM   #13
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Buddy love.
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:41 PM   #14
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:55 PM   #15
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:35 PM   #16
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:54 PM   #17
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This is cute
you aren't the one woken up with a big sloppy tongue to the face
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