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				the best christmas present..
			 
			Want to give a great present to someone you love? Just follow these steps 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	1. Cut a whole in a box 2. Put your junk in that box 3. Make her open the box ..and thats the way you do it.  | 
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		 You must be joking! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 if it's not sparkling she is gonna be upset!   get some glitter too 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Put some decor like ribbons and confetti s  too 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I think she'd still rather have perfume...   
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Chicks don't like junk ..they dig those little soaps 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 umm rather get a new plasma screen 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Even my dogs won't appreciate that. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Would you mind taking my girlfriend's combo-slap after she opened that present? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 isnt there a post from earlier today with a SNL video of this??? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 haha yeah thats the funniest shit ive ever seen. just cant get that song out of my head. *My dick in a box!* 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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