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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Anywhere u want
Posts: 983
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the best christmas present..
Want to give a great present to someone you love? Just follow these steps
1. Cut a whole in a box 2. Put your junk in that box 3. Make her open the box ..and thats the way you do it. |
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#2 |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Las Vegas
Posts: 4,151
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You must be joking!
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Oakville, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 9,287
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if it's not sparkling she is gonna be upset! get some glitter too
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#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
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Put some decor like ribbons and confetti s too
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
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I think she'd still rather have perfume...
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I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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Chicks don't like junk ..they dig those little soaps
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#7 |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Posts: 359
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umm rather get a new plasma screen
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#8 |
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 7,090
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Even my dogs won't appreciate that.
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#9 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Global Traveler
Posts: 51,271
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Would you mind taking my girlfriend's combo-slap after she opened that present?
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Retired
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Sac
Posts: 18,453
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isnt there a post from earlier today with a SNL video of this???
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#11 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Anywhere u want
Posts: 983
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haha yeah thats the funniest shit ive ever seen. just cant get that song out of my head. *My dick in a box!*
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