the best christmas present..
 

Want to give a great present to someone you love? Just follow these steps
1. Cut a whole in a box
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Make her open the box
..and thats the way you do it.

You must be joking!

if it's not sparkling she is gonna be upset! get some glitter too

Put some decor like ribbons and confetti s too:)

I think she'd still rather have perfume... :disgust

Chicks don't like junk ..they dig those little soaps

umm rather get a new plasma screen

Even my dogs won't appreciate that.

Would you mind taking my girlfriend's combo-slap after she opened that present?

isnt there a post from earlier today with a SNL video of this???

haha yeah thats the funniest shit ive ever seen. just cant get that song out of my head. *My dick in a box!*