What do you do when a bird wont leave? - GoFuckYourself.com

YDG · 07-21-2002, 11:46 AM

Not the usual kinda 'bird' I take pictures of! This little fella flew into my garage 2 hours ago, and just wont leave. Seems very happy even if we stand right next to him. Think its some kind of Racing pigeon as his legs are tagged. What should we do? We tried 'flewing' him away, but he comes right back into the garage. Any one any recipes utilising pigeon as a main ingredient.

Gary · 07-21-2002, 11:48 AM

Baseball bat will solve the problem

DarkJedi · 07-21-2002, 11:49 AM

Dinner is served !

TopTGP · 07-21-2002, 11:51 AM

Who's the babe?

Just call the animal control guys (here, we'd just call the SPCA), they'll come and get him, and hopefully whoever it belongs to will swing buy the local animal shelter...

Or, you can just throw him out and close the garage door

hahmike · 07-21-2002, 11:54 AM

hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon .

vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body .

then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food.

i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.

TopTGP · 07-21-2002, 11:56 AM

oh dear god, hahmike!

I think I just blew an o-ring laughing.

YDG · 07-21-2002, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon .

vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body .

then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food.

i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.

Sounds like we just made a deal, one fat pigeon, for a bottle of Stolichnaya

YDG · 07-21-2002, 12:07 PM

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Originally posted by YDG

Sounds like we just made a deal, one fat pigeon, for a bottle of Stolichnaya

btw the fat pigeon is the one on the left, I'll take a 500cl bottle for the bird.

beemk · 07-21-2002, 12:10 PM

shotgun

DarkJedi · 07-21-2002, 12:10 PM

cook it and post the pics !

kmanrox · 07-21-2002, 12:12 PM

i've got two words for you

BB Gun

=P

kmanrox · 07-21-2002, 12:12 PM

damn beemk beat me to it =-/

YDG · 07-21-2002, 12:16 PM

He's still here, and I need to put my car away. Dont want him shitting all over the car

DarkJedi · 07-21-2002, 12:20 PM

http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html

kmanrox · 07-21-2002, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html

ahahaha

YDG · 07-21-2002, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html

Can anyone tell me how to depilate a pigeon

hyper · 07-21-2002, 12:23 PM

be nice and call animal control

beemk · 07-21-2002, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
damn beemk beat me to it =-/

im too quick for you. actually i was surprised it took that long for someone to post it, usually you guys get comments like that up on the first post.

jojojo · 07-21-2002, 12:44 PM

Lure it out of the garage with a trail of breadcrumbs...

RW316 · 07-21-2002, 12:46 PM

get a bb gun and shoot it

Rocky · 07-21-2002, 12:56 PM

too bad the Two Fat Ladies aren't still roaming the country

they would have found some way to transform that bird into some delicious meal

PersianKitty · 07-21-2002, 01:14 PM

If he's still there.. take a sheet and toss it over him then scoop him up inside the sheet and take him outside. It's likely he came in to get away from a hawk or falcon. Hopefully he'll find his way home. With all the tags, he belongs to someone.

Kat - Fast · 07-21-2002, 01:28 PM

Those things are usually quite expensive (my last cat ate 2 chicks worth over £1000 each...)
http://www.pigeonracing.com/stray-online.htm - the last time I found one I just brought it to a local pigeon racer and put it in his hands and walked away

YDG · 07-21-2002, 01:38 PM

Ok, another two hours later, cars away, and the poor guy is still around. My GF is an animal lover and wont let me do any harm so the gun idea is out. We think he's now sleeping so perhaps we should offer him B&B for the night?

yys · 07-21-2002, 01:47 PM

The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.

DamnFineOnline · 07-21-2002, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by yys
The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.

hahaha..

beemk · 07-21-2002, 01:54 PM

yeah feed him thats a real good idea, then he can shit on your floor even more.

Scootermuze · 07-21-2002, 02:06 PM

the leg bands are identification.. call animal control... I would imagine they have knowledge of how to i.d. the tags and contact the owner.

YDG · 07-21-2002, 02:42 PM

We're going to leave him for the night and call someone in the morning, its been fast asleep for 3 hours now, seems to cruel to push him out

07-21-2002, 11:46 AM	#1
YDG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Dordogne Posts: 1,614	What do you do when a bird wont leave? Not the usual kinda 'bird' I take pictures of! This little fella flew into my garage 2 hours ago, and just wont leave. Seems very happy even if we stand right next to him. Think its some kind of Racing pigeon as his legs are tagged. What should we do? We tried 'flewing' him away, but he comes right back into the garage. Any one any recipes utilising pigeon as a main ingredient. __________________ Promote the webs Highest Rated Teen Paysite TeenDreams.com. #1 Teen Paysite at almost every review site on the internet. Over 4,500 FHG's and 100's of Hosted Flash Movies and FLV dump Tool.

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TopTGP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: poco, BC, Canada Posts: 546	oh dear god, hahmike! I think I just blew an o-ring laughing. __________________ I can't think of anything funny to say..

07-21-2002, 11:54 AM	#5
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon . vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body . then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food. i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.

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YDG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Dordogne Posts: 1,614	He's still here, and I need to put my car away. Dont want him shitting all over the car __________________ Promote the webs Highest Rated Teen Paysite TeenDreams.com. #1 Teen Paysite at almost every review site on the internet. Over 4,500 FHG's and 100's of Hosted Flash Movies and FLV dump Tool.

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RW316 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,103	get a bb gun and shoot it

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	If he's still there.. take a sheet and toss it over him then scoop him up inside the sheet and take him outside. It's likely he came in to get away from a hawk or falcon. Hopefully he'll find his way home. With all the tags, he belongs to someone.

07-21-2002, 01:28 PM	#23
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	Those things are usually quite expensive (my last cat ate 2 chicks worth over £1000 each...) http://www.pigeonracing.com/stray-online.htm - the last time I found one I just brought it to a local pigeon racer and put it in his hands and walked away

07-21-2002, 01:38 PM	#24
YDG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Dordogne Posts: 1,614	Ok, another two hours later, cars away, and the poor guy is still around. My GF is an animal lover and wont let me do any harm so the gun idea is out. We think he's now sleeping so perhaps we should offer him B&B for the night? __________________ Promote the webs Highest Rated Teen Paysite TeenDreams.com. #1 Teen Paysite at almost every review site on the internet. Over 4,500 FHG's and 100's of Hosted Flash Movies and FLV dump Tool.

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yys Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 1,922	The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.

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beemk CLICK HERE Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 20,829	yeah feed him thats a real good idea, then he can shit on your floor even more. __________________ I host with Vacares

07-21-2002, 02:06 PM	#28
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	the leg bands are identification.. call animal control... I would imagine they have knowledge of how to i.d. the tags and contact the owner.

07-21-2002, 02:42 PM	#29
YDG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Dordogne Posts: 1,614	We're going to leave him for the night and call someone in the morning, its been fast asleep for 3 hours now, seems to cruel to push him out __________________ Promote the webs Highest Rated Teen Paysite TeenDreams.com. #1 Teen Paysite at almost every review site on the internet. Over 4,500 FHG's and 100's of Hosted Flash Movies and FLV dump Tool.