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  • YDG
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2001
    • 1614
    #1

    What do you do when a bird wont leave?

    Not the usual kinda 'bird' I take pictures of! This little fella flew into my garage 2 hours ago, and just wont leave. Seems very happy even if we stand right next to him. Think its some kind of Racing pigeon as his legs are tagged. What should we do? We tried 'flewing' him away, but he comes right back into the garage. Any one any recipes utilising pigeon as a main ingredient.


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    • Gary
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      • Aug 2001
      • 6110
      #2
      Baseball bat will solve the problem

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        • DarkJedi
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          • Feb 2001
          • 28301
          #3
          Dinner is served !
          Last edited by DarkJedi; 07-21-2002, 10:50 AM.

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            • TopTGP
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2002
              • 546
              #4
              Who's the babe?

              Just call the animal control guys (here, we'd just call the SPCA), they'll come and get him, and hopefully whoever it belongs to will swing buy the local animal shelter...

              Or, you can just throw him out and close the garage door
              I can't think of anything funny to say..

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                • hahmike
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                  • May 2002
                  • 2488
                  #5
                  hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon .

                  vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body .

                  then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food.

                  i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.

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                    • TopTGP
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 546
                      #6
                      oh dear god, hahmike!

                      I think I just blew an o-ring laughing.
                      I can't think of anything funny to say..

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                        • YDG
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1614
                          #7
                          Originally posted by hahmike
                          hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon .

                          vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body .

                          then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food.

                          i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.
                          Sounds like we just made a deal, one fat pigeon, for a bottle of Stolichnaya
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                            • YDG
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                              • Nov 2001
                              • 1614
                              #8
                              Originally posted by YDG


                              Sounds like we just made a deal, one fat pigeon, for a bottle of Stolichnaya
                              btw the fat pigeon is the one on the left, I'll take a 500cl bottle for the bird.
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                                • beemk
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 20829
                                  #9
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                                    • DarkJedi
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                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 28301
                                      #10
                                      cook it and post the pics !

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                                        • kmanrox
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                                          • Oct 2001
                                          • 29295
                                          #11
                                          i've got two words for you

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                                            • kmanrox
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                                              • Oct 2001
                                              • 29295
                                              #12
                                              damn beemk beat me to it =-/
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                                                • YDG
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                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                  • 1614
                                                  #13
                                                  He's still here, and I need to put my car away. Dont want him shitting all over the car
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                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                      #14
                                                      http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html

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                                                        • kmanrox
                                                          aka K-Man
                                                          • Oct 2001
                                                          • 29295
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                          http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html
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                                                            • YDG
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                              • 1614
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by DarkJedi
                                                              http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html
                                                              Can anyone tell me how to depilate a pigeon
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                                                                • hyper
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                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 5294
                                                                  #17
                                                                  be nice and call animal control

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                                                                    • beemk
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                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                      • 20829
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by kmanrox
                                                                      damn beemk beat me to it =-/
                                                                      im too quick for you. actually i was surprised it took that long for someone to post it, usually you guys get comments like that up on the first post.
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                                                                        • jojojo
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                                                                          • Mar 2002
                                                                          • 2318
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Lure it out of the garage with a trail of breadcrumbs...
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                                                                            • RW316
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                              • 1103
                                                                              #20
                                                                              get a bb gun and shoot it

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                                                                                • Rocky
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                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 3022
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  too bad the Two Fat Ladies aren't still roaming the country

                                                                                  they would have found some way to transform that bird into some delicious meal
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                                                                                    • PersianKitty
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                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                      • 7785
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      If he's still there.. take a sheet and toss it over him then scoop him up inside the sheet and take him outside. It's likely he came in to get away from a hawk or falcon. Hopefully he'll find his way home. With all the tags, he belongs to someone.

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                                                                                        • Kat - Fast
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                          • 2303
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Those things are usually quite expensive (my last cat ate 2 chicks worth over £1000 each...)
                                                                                          http://www.pigeonracing.com/stray-online.htm - the last time I found one I just brought it to a local pigeon racer and put it in his hands and walked away

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                                                                                            • YDG
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                              • 1614
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Ok, another two hours later, cars away, and the poor guy is still around. My GF is an animal lover and wont let me do any harm so the gun idea is out. We think he's now sleeping so perhaps we should offer him B&B for the night?




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                                                                                                • yys
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                                                                                                  • Aug 2001
                                                                                                  • 1922
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.

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                                                                                                    • DamnFineOnline
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                                                      • 348
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by yys
                                                                                                      The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.
                                                                                                      hahaha..

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                                                                                                        • beemk
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                                                                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                                                                          • 20829
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          yeah feed him thats a real good idea, then he can shit on your floor even more.
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                                                                                                            • Scootermuze
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                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                              • 4513
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              the leg bands are identification.. call animal control... I would imagine they have knowledge of how to i.d. the tags and contact the owner.

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                                                                                                                • YDG
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                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                  • 1614
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  We're going to leave him for the night and call someone in the morning, its been fast asleep for 3 hours now, seems to cruel to push him out
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