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YDG 07-21-2002 11:46 AM

What do you do when a bird wont leave?
 
Not the usual kinda 'bird' I take pictures of! This little fella flew into my garage 2 hours ago, and just wont leave. Seems very happy even if we stand right next to him. Think its some kind of Racing pigeon as his legs are tagged. What should we do? We tried 'flewing' him away, but he comes right back into the garage. Any one any recipes utilising pigeon as a main ingredient.

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Gary 07-21-2002 11:48 AM

Baseball bat will solve the problem

DarkJedi 07-21-2002 11:49 AM

Dinner is served !

TopTGP 07-21-2002 11:51 AM

Who's the babe?

Just call the animal control guys (here, we'd just call the SPCA), they'll come and get him, and hopefully whoever it belongs to will swing buy the local animal shelter...

Or, you can just throw him out and close the garage door :Graucho

hahmike 07-21-2002 11:54 AM

hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon .

vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body .

then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food.

i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.

TopTGP 07-21-2002 11:56 AM

oh dear god, hahmike!

I think I just blew an o-ring laughing. :1orglaugh

YDG 07-21-2002 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hahmike
hello friend i a russian , we have the time of year harsh and cold to arrive soon .

vodka keep us warm but food stamp is for only limit number of food so we are hungry and shiver during cold moscow night and always need of more fuel for body .

then , please contact of me and we arrange exchange from vodka and food.

i send you address of home we make deal. thank you my friend.

Sounds like we just made a deal, one fat pigeon, for a bottle of Stolichnaya

YDG 07-21-2002 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YDG


Sounds like we just made a deal, one fat pigeon, for a bottle of Stolichnaya

btw the fat pigeon is the one on the left, I'll take a 500cl bottle for the bird.

beemk 07-21-2002 12:10 PM

shotgun

DarkJedi 07-21-2002 12:10 PM

cook it and post the pics !

kmanrox 07-21-2002 12:12 PM

i've got two words for you

BB Gun

=P

kmanrox 07-21-2002 12:12 PM

damn beemk beat me to it =-/

YDG 07-21-2002 12:16 PM

He's still here, and I need to put my car away. Dont want him shitting all over the car

DarkJedi 07-21-2002 12:20 PM

http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html

kmanrox 07-21-2002 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html
ahahaha

YDG 07-21-2002 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
http://www.netcooks.com/recipes/Poul...ed.Pigeon.html
Can anyone tell me how to depilate a pigeon

hyper 07-21-2002 12:23 PM

be nice and call animal control

beemk 07-21-2002 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
damn beemk beat me to it =-/
im too quick for you. actually i was surprised it took that long for someone to post it, usually you guys get comments like that up on the first post.

jojojo 07-21-2002 12:44 PM

Lure it out of the garage with a trail of breadcrumbs...

RW316 07-21-2002 12:46 PM

get a bb gun and shoot it

Rocky 07-21-2002 12:56 PM

too bad the Two Fat Ladies aren't still roaming the country

they would have found some way to transform that bird into some delicious meal

PersianKitty 07-21-2002 01:14 PM

If he's still there.. take a sheet and toss it over him then scoop him up inside the sheet and take him outside. It's likely he came in to get away from a hawk or falcon. Hopefully he'll find his way home. With all the tags, he belongs to someone.

Kat - Fast 07-21-2002 01:28 PM

Those things are usually quite expensive (my last cat ate 2 chicks worth over £1000 each...)
http://www.pigeonracing.com/stray-online.htm - the last time I found one I just brought it to a local pigeon racer and put it in his hands and walked away

YDG 07-21-2002 01:38 PM

Ok, another two hours later, cars away, and the poor guy is still around. My GF is an animal lover and wont let me do any harm so the gun idea is out. We think he's now sleeping so perhaps we should offer him B&B for the night?



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yys 07-21-2002 01:47 PM

The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.

DamnFineOnline 07-21-2002 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by yys
The fucking thing shit on your floor. I'd kill the damn pest if I were you.
hahaha..

beemk 07-21-2002 01:54 PM

yeah feed him thats a real good idea, then he can shit on your floor even more.

Scootermuze 07-21-2002 02:06 PM

the leg bands are identification.. call animal control... I would imagine they have knowledge of how to i.d. the tags and contact the owner.

YDG 07-21-2002 02:42 PM

We're going to leave him for the night and call someone in the morning, its been fast asleep for 3 hours now, seems to cruel to push him out :)


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