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View Poll Results: Do you fart in front of your girlfriend? | |||
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56 | 74.67% |
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19 | 25.33% |
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#1 |
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Do you fart in front of your girlfriend?
no? yes?
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#2 |
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I Do And She Hates It....calls Me A Pig.
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#3 |
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I do it too... But she dosn't like it for some reason. I still have to figure out why.
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#4 |
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I do.
Last night we had a Mexican dinner as a friend was leaving town. I got home stuffed and gassy. It started to flow through me, gurgling from my intestines to my bowels, squelching down to my colon before belching forth in thick, malodorous clouds. I found this chuckle worthy. I woke up this morning in a room that stank of sweaty, unwashed ass. I had to shower for a while to cleanse my skin. It wasn't as funny as it had been the night before. I might have to re-think farting in the bedroom....
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#5 |
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yes.. once I did it when we were in the shower together..
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#6 |
Now with more Jayne
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being able to fart and burp in front of your partner without major drama is a sign of comfort together.
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Now with more Jayne
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just don't do it when the other is going down on you
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#8 |
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I try not to
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#9 |
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Oh the stories i could tell....
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I need a beer
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Only when in bed..I like to pull the covers over her
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Ah, the infamous dutch oven.
That brings back... so many memories. :D
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#12 |
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sure... my wife hates it, but who cares.
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#13 |
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I guess it would depend on how stuck-up the girl is.
When you're sleeping in on a Saturday morning and then you hear the guy next to you let on rip ... ![]()
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#15 |
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I hate it when men fart in front of me.
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#16 |
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Yes, I do. And she doesn'y mind. I guess that's real acceptance.
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#17 |
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I fart everywhere
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#18 |
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gooossh...my bf always fart in front of me and he always playfully let me smell it...dammit...
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I fart on her.. I think she likes it..
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#21 |
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Yes, but I make sure it's always on the silent mode.
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#22 |
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I try to avoid it. She doesn't care and has no problem if I do, but I doubt it makes a partner more attractive long term...
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#23 |
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other peoples farts are disgusting
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Disgusting thing
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#25 |
Sick Fuck
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They love farts
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#26 |
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MediaGuy wakes me up in the morning farting like a tractor while his first piss of the day. It scared the hell out of me once. It doesnt shock me I just find it funny as hell
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#27 |
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i do it just do get her angry :-)
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i try not to....
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Ofcourse not, however, I do shit on her chest during sex.
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yeah.. heh
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#32 |
So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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we fart together
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i always trick her and it works everytime.
I say " shhhh did you hear that ? " and she be's real quite and listens. then i let er ripp.. then "hmm never mind must be a foghorn" i say
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#36 |
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my girlfriend out farts me no problem....and they really stink at the moment...so she can't complain when i fart in front of her!!!
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#37 |
Now with more Jayne
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be disgusted if she farted in your face but if she just had a moment where a natural bodily function couldn't be stopped just deal with it
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its a natural bodily function
yes i do it, and sometimes i force myself to do it, just because i never farted in her presence for the day |
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Yes and she farts in front of me
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#40 |
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sure, why not?
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I don't. I prefer firing it out right in the middle of a crowd.
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Hell no!!!!!!!!
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Nope, never.
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I do, why I shouldn't?
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yes, and she too
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#48 |
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no I dont... thank god!
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#49 |
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My wife and I fart in front of each other all the time and it always makes us laugh
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