Do you fart in front of your girlfriend?
 

no? yes?

I Do And She Hates It....calls Me A Pig.

I do it too... But she dosn't like it for some reason. I still have to figure out why.

I do.

Last night we had a Mexican dinner as a friend was leaving town. I got home stuffed and gassy. It started to flow through me, gurgling from my intestines to my bowels, squelching down to my colon before belching forth in thick, malodorous clouds. I found this chuckle worthy.

I woke up this morning in a room that stank of sweaty, unwashed ass. I had to shower for a while to cleanse my skin.

It wasn't as funny as it had been the night before.

I might have to re-think farting in the bedroom....

being able to fart and burp in front of your partner without major drama is a sign of comfort together.

just don't do it when the other is going down on you

I try not to :Oh crap but, yeah, sometimes

Oh the stories i could tell....

Only when in bed..I like to pull the covers over her

Ah, the infamous dutch oven.

That brings back... so many memories. :D

sure... my wife hates it, but who cares.

I guess it would depend on how stuck-up the girl is.
When you're sleeping in on a Saturday morning and then you hear the guy next to you let on rip ...:1orglaugh I think its funny,but then again i'm a weird girl...

May I fart in your presence next Saturday morning?


:upsidedow :Oh crap :helpme

I hate it when men fart in front of me. :mad: It actually gets me pissed to the point of yelling. I feel that you should leave the room if you have to do something like that and come back when you've regained control of your bowels. I don't force him to smell my filth, so why should I?

Yes, I do. And she doesn'y mind. I guess that's real acceptance.

I fart everywhere
I am a huge man so nobody seems to say anything to me :thumbsup

gooossh...my bf always fart in front of me and he always playfully let me smell it...dammit...

I fart on her.. I think she likes it..

:1orglaugh i'm busy this Saturday but i'll keep you in mind:thumbsup

Yes, but I make sure it's always on the silent mode.

I try to avoid it. She doesn't care and has no problem if I do, but I doubt it makes a partner more attractive long term...

other peoples farts are disgusting

Disgusting thing

They love farts

MediaGuy wakes me up in the morning farting like a tractor while his first piss of the day. It scared the hell out of me once. It doesnt shock me I just find it funny as hell :1orglaugh

i do it just do get her angry :-)

Silent mode, you are right

i try not to....

Ofcourse not, however, I do shit on her chest during sex.

yeah.. heh

Wow I bet that killed the moment.

I personally NEVER do that in front of a girl, and if she did that in front of me I'd be disgusted. However on my own and around guy friends let it rip! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I bet you get laid a lot. :1orglaugh

we fart together

i always trick her and it works everytime.

I say " shhhh did you hear that ? " and she be's real quite and listens. then i let er ripp.. then "hmm never mind must be a foghorn" i say

my girlfriend out farts me no problem....and they really stink at the moment...so she can't complain when i fart in front of her!!!

I

be disgusted if she farted in your face but if she just had a moment where a natural bodily function couldn't be stopped just deal with it

its a natural bodily function

yes i do it, and sometimes i force myself to do it, just because i never farted in her presence for the day

Yes and she farts in front of me :)

sure, why not?

I don't. I prefer firing it out right in the middle of a crowd.

Hell no!!!!!!!!

Nope, never.

I do, why I shouldn't?
Its natural and I cant keep it inside :)

You are. :Oh crap

yes, and she too :) :thumbsup

well isn't that special

no I dont... thank god!

My wife and I fart in front of each other all the time and it always makes us laugh :)