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timberlands · 12-06-2006, 06:13 AM

no? yes?

PEcash · 12-06-2006, 06:14 AM

I Do And She Hates It....calls Me A Pig.

More Booze · 12-06-2006, 06:20 AM

I do it too... But she dosn't like it for some reason. I still have to figure out why.

Sexsitesurfer · 12-06-2006, 06:33 AM

I do.

Last night we had a Mexican dinner as a friend was leaving town. I got home stuffed and gassy. It started to flow through me, gurgling from my intestines to my bowels, squelching down to my colon before belching forth in thick, malodorous clouds. I found this chuckle worthy.

I woke up this morning in a room that stank of sweaty, unwashed ass. I had to shower for a while to cleanse my skin.

It wasn't as funny as it had been the night before.

I might have to re-think farting in the bedroom....

Jiraya · 12-06-2006, 06:40 AM

yes.. once I did it when we were in the shower together..

Sarah_Jayne · 12-06-2006, 06:58 AM

being able to fart and burp in front of your partner without major drama is a sign of comfort together.

Sarah_Jayne · 12-06-2006, 06:59 AM

just don't do it when the other is going down on you

CamMaster · 12-06-2006, 07:01 AM

I try not to

but, yeah, sometimes

Sexsitesurfer · 12-06-2006, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

just don't do it when the other is going down on you

Oh the stories i could tell....

Spunky · 12-06-2006, 07:27 AM

Only when in bed..I like to pull the covers over her

CDSmith · 12-06-2006, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

Only when in bed..I like to pull the covers over her

Ah, the infamous dutch oven.

That brings back... so many memories. :D

martinsc · 12-06-2006, 07:29 AM

sure... my wife hates it, but who cares.

Crasy Bitch · 12-06-2006, 07:38 AM

I guess it would depend on how stuck-up the girl is.
When you're sleeping in on a Saturday morning and then you hear the guy next to you let on rip ...

I think its funny,but then again i'm a weird girl...

Sexsitesurfer · 12-06-2006, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crasy Bitch

I guess it would depend on how stuck-up the girl is.
When you're sleeping in on a Saturday morning and then you hear the guy next to you let on rip ...

I think its funny,but then again i'm a weird girl...

May I fart in your presence next Saturday morning?

Monique Niccole · 12-06-2006, 07:59 AM

I hate it when men fart in front of me.

It actually gets me pissed to the point of yelling. I feel that you should leave the room if you have to do something like that and come back when you've regained control of your bowels. I don't force him to smell my filth, so why should I?

pimplink · 12-06-2006, 08:09 AM

Yes, I do. And she doesn'y mind. I guess that's real acceptance.

Dragar · 12-06-2006, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by timberlands

no? yes?

I fart everywhere
I am a huge man so nobody seems to say anything to me

Empress_JoinRightNow · 12-06-2006, 08:12 AM

gooossh...my bf always fart in front of me and he always playfully let me smell it...dammit...

v4 media · 12-06-2006, 08:17 AM

I fart on her.. I think she likes it..

Crasy Bitch · 12-06-2006, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexsitesurfer

May I fart in your presence next Saturday morning?

i'm busy this Saturday but i'll keep you in mind

reynold · 12-06-2006, 08:31 AM

Yes, but I make sure it's always on the silent mode.

StarkReality · 12-06-2006, 08:35 AM

I try to avoid it. She doesn't care and has no problem if I do, but I doubt it makes a partner more attractive long term...

nico-t · 12-06-2006, 09:58 AM

other peoples farts are disgusting

needlive · 12-06-2006, 10:18 AM

Disgusting thing

Dirty Dane · 12-06-2006, 10:23 AM

They love farts

Mediachick · 12-06-2006, 10:23 AM

MediaGuy wakes me up in the morning farting like a tractor while his first piss of the day. It scared the hell out of me once. It doesnt shock me I just find it funny as hell

bobby666 · 12-06-2006, 10:25 AM

i do it just do get her angry :-)

Star 69 · 12-06-2006, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

Yes, but I make sure it's always on the silent mode.

Silent mode, you are right

alexg · 12-06-2006, 10:27 AM

i try not to....

Nismo · 12-06-2006, 10:28 AM

Ofcourse not, however, I do shit on her chest during sex.

theS2O · 12-06-2006, 10:30 AM

yeah.. heh

maxcarter101 · 12-06-2006, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiraya

yes.. once I did it when we were in the shower together..

Wow I bet that killed the moment.

I personally NEVER do that in front of a girl, and if she did that in front of me I'd be disgusted. However on my own and around guy friends let it rip!

maxcarter101 · 12-06-2006, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dragar

I fart everywhere
I am a huge man so nobody seems to say anything to me

I bet you get laid a lot.

phasic · 12-06-2006, 11:26 AM

we fart together

SmokeyTheBear · 12-06-2006, 11:33 AM

i always trick her and it works everytime.

I say " shhhh did you hear that ? " and she be's real quite and listens. then i let er ripp.. then "hmm never mind must be a foghorn" i say

sleazybunny · 12-06-2006, 11:33 AM

my girlfriend out farts me no problem....and they really stink at the moment...so she can't complain when i fart in front of her!!!

I

Sarah_Jayne · 12-06-2006, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxcarter101

Wow I bet that killed the moment.

I personally NEVER do that in front of a girl, and if she did that in front of me I'd be disgusted. However on my own and around guy friends let it rip!

be disgusted if she farted in your face but if she just had a moment where a natural bodily function couldn't be stopped just deal with it

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 12-06-2006, 11:43 AM

its a natural bodily function

yes i do it, and sometimes i force myself to do it, just because i never farted in her presence for the day

VicD · 12-06-2006, 11:45 AM

Yes and she farts in front of me

Sosa · 12-06-2006, 11:47 AM

sure, why not?

rodney25 · 12-06-2006, 11:53 AM

I don't. I prefer firing it out right in the middle of a crowd.

CaptainWolfy · 12-06-2006, 12:12 PM

Hell no!!!!!!!!

tranza · 12-06-2006, 12:19 PM

Nope, never.

RBC · 12-06-2006, 12:29 PM

I do, why I shouldn't?
Its natural and I cant keep it inside

E$_manager · 12-06-2006, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PEcash

I Do And She Hates It....calls Me A Pig.

You are.

okdesign · 12-06-2006, 04:17 PM

yes, and she too

timberlands · 12-14-2006, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd

Yes and she farts in front of me

well isn't that special

Violetta · 12-14-2006, 08:59 AM

no I dont... thank god!

Darrell · 12-14-2006, 10:34 AM

My wife and I fart in front of each other all the time and it always makes us laugh

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12-06-2006, 06:13 AM	#1
timberlands Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 504	Do you fart in front of your girlfriend? no? yes?

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12-06-2006, 06:33 AM	#4
Sexsitesurfer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Porn land Posts: 3,157	I do. Last night we had a Mexican dinner as a friend was leaving town. I got home stuffed and gassy. It started to flow through me, gurgling from my intestines to my bowels, squelching down to my colon before belching forth in thick, malodorous clouds. I found this chuckle worthy. I woke up this morning in a room that stank of sweaty, unwashed ass. I had to shower for a while to cleanse my skin. It wasn't as funny as it had been the night before. I might have to re-think farting in the bedroom.... __________________ Paul DDF Productions Marketing manager Skype: Marketing.DDF ICQ: 316302313 Cell: +36 30 732 6076 [email protected]

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12-06-2006, 06:20 AM	#3
More Booze Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,116	I do it too... But she dosn't like it for some reason. I still have to figure out why.

12-06-2006, 06:58 AM	#6
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	being able to fart and burp in front of your partner without major drama is a sign of comfort together.

12-06-2006, 06:59 AM	#7
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12-06-2006, 07:01 AM	#8
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12-06-2006, 07:38 AM	#13
Crasy Bitch Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Ottawa, Canada Posts: 598	I guess it would depend on how stuck-up the girl is. When you're sleeping in on a Saturday morning and then you hear the guy next to you let on rip ... I think its funny,but then again i'm a weird girl... __________________ Behind every great woman, is a guy looking at her ass.

12-06-2006, 07:59 AM	#15
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	I hate it when men fart in front of me. It actually gets me pissed to the point of yelling. I feel that you should leave the room if you have to do something like that and come back when you've regained control of your bowels. I don't force him to smell my filth, so why should I?

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pimplink Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Closer than you think Posts: 9,535	Yes, I do. And she doesn'y mind. I guess that's real acceptance. __________________ Need Mainstream Content and SEO? SEO * Website Copy * Blogs Blogging - PR Work - Forum Marketing - Social Marketing - Link building - Articles 100% Guaranteed Content!

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Empress_JoinRightNow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,207	gooossh...my bf always fart in front of me and he always playfully let me smell it...dammit... __________________

12-06-2006, 08:17 AM	#19
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12-06-2006, 08:31 AM	#21
reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Yes, but I make sure it's always on the silent mode.

12-06-2006, 08:35 AM	#22
StarkReality Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: 4 8 15 16 23 42 Posts: 4,444	I try to avoid it. She doesn't care and has no problem if I do, but I doubt it makes a partner more attractive long term...

12-06-2006, 09:58 AM	#23
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12-06-2006, 11:43 AM	#38
Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Tinseltown NL Posts: 16,502	its a natural bodily function yes i do it, and sometimes i force myself to do it, just because i never farted in her presence for the day

12-06-2006, 11:45 AM	#39
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12-06-2006, 11:47 AM	#40
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