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the guy
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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![]() For as long as I can remember, I have dreamed of modeling for playgirl magazine. Unfortunately, during my days as a young boy, I gained a massive amount of weight due to steroid medications i had to take for asthma, and my dream was crushed.
Then at the age of 22, I got on a bike, and rode for a very long time. At this point, I have lost 70 pounds from my original 285 pound weight mark. However, I still have weight to lose. While admiring my accomplishment, my dream of modeling for playgirl magazine came back to mind, and so now I am going to start working to conquer my dream of being published in the magazine. I am currently 215 pounds, 6'3, balding a little, but i can shave all of my hair off. I am not very muscular or tan, but I am willing to work to improve this. Also, i don't have a giant boner, but i am average. I have heard you don't need a giant boner to be in playgirl magazine, but i don't know. I just need to know, what do I need to be published in the magazine? Here is a photo of me from earlier this summer: http://a.photos.cx/mikeyoutside-a46.jpg please help.
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lurker
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Why are you coming here for that lol if your not joking hit the gym hard
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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You're going to need a new face, man...
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Marketing & Strategy
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Location: Former nomad
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What is it guys say about girls, nothing a bag can't fix?
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Next door to Oz or ICQ 339-835-888
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And in the off chance you're serious and this is not a joke--sorry for being a bitch but.......... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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WINNING!
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this is a scam, do not send any emails or in any way participate in this
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#7 |
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: SplitInfinity.com
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I drop Heff a call
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Next door to Oz or ICQ 339-835-888
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oh that's even more hilarious! What kind of scam is it?
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Midwest
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Haha...is this guy serious?
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Location: p0rn0stars & h0es
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i fell off my chair laughing! =X
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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I think Playgirl already did a spread on "The Unknown Comic".
If you've seen one guy with a bag on his head, you've seen them all. |
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Join Date: Nov 2006
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OMG... im sorry but.. are you sure???
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Holland
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looks like the guy from finland, the webmaster. Cant remember his name.
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ex-TeenGodFather
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Doesn't ring a bell to me. I thought I was the only guy in finland who got interwebs on my computers.
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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uhmmm what would i say..?
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#16 |
the guy
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this thread is not a joke, or a scam. I am genuinly interested in pursuing this dream.
yesterday i did 100 crunches on my uncle's ablounge. Today, i did 50 situps on my living room floor. I would get a subscription for a gym, but the local gym charges a lot of money for a 1 month subscription, at least 500 dollars. Does anybody know what else i need?
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I need a beer
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Shaving off all your hair wont help any dude..
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#18 |
the guy
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they could probably photoshop me into something desirable, couldn't they?
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