Help me get into playgirl magazine
 

For as long as I can remember, I have dreamed of modeling for playgirl magazine. Unfortunately, during my days as a young boy, I gained a massive amount of weight due to steroid medications i had to take for asthma, and my dream was crushed.

Then at the age of 22, I got on a bike, and rode for a very long time. At this point, I have lost 70 pounds from my original 285 pound weight mark. However, I still have weight to lose.

While admiring my accomplishment, my dream of modeling for playgirl magazine came back to mind, and so now I am going to start working to conquer my dream of being published in the magazine.

I am currently 215 pounds, 6'3, balding a little, but i can shave all of my hair off. I am not very muscular or tan, but I am willing to work to improve this. Also, i don't have a giant boner, but i am average. I have heard you don't need a giant boner to be in playgirl magazine, but i don't know.

I just need to know, what do I need to be published in the magazine?

Here is a photo of me from earlier this summer:
http://a.photos.cx/mikeyoutside-a46.jpg


please help.

Why are you coming here for that lol if your not joking hit the gym hard

You're going to need a new face, man...

What is it guys say about girls, nothing a bag can't fix? :Graucho

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And in the off chance you're serious and this is not a joke--sorry for being a bitch but..........

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this is a scam, do not send any emails or in any way participate in this

I drop Heff a call :1orglaugh

oh that's even more hilarious! What kind of scam is it?

Haha...is this guy serious?

i fell off my chair laughing! =X

I think Playgirl already did a spread on "The Unknown Comic".

If you've seen one guy with a bag on his head, you've seen them all.

OMG... im sorry but.. are you sure???:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
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looks like the guy from finland, the webmaster. Cant remember his name.

Doesn't ring a bell to me. I thought I was the only guy in finland who got interwebs on my computers.

uhmmm what would i say..?

this thread is not a joke, or a scam. I am genuinly interested in pursuing this dream.

yesterday i did 100 crunches on my uncle's ablounge. Today, i did 50 situps on my living room floor. I would get a subscription for a gym, but the local gym charges a lot of money for a 1 month subscription, at least 500 dollars.

Does anybody know what else i need?

Shaving off all your hair wont help any dude..

they could probably photoshop me into something desirable, couldn't they?