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  • mlove
    the guy
    • Apr 2005
    • 764

    #1

    Help me get into playgirl magazine

    For as long as I can remember, I have dreamed of modeling for playgirl magazine. Unfortunately, during my days as a young boy, I gained a massive amount of weight due to steroid medications i had to take for asthma, and my dream was crushed.

    Then at the age of 22, I got on a bike, and rode for a very long time. At this point, I have lost 70 pounds from my original 285 pound weight mark. However, I still have weight to lose.

    While admiring my accomplishment, my dream of modeling for playgirl magazine came back to mind, and so now I am going to start working to conquer my dream of being published in the magazine.

    I am currently 215 pounds, 6'3, balding a little, but i can shave all of my hair off. I am not very muscular or tan, but I am willing to work to improve this. Also, i don't have a giant boner, but i am average. I have heard you don't need a giant boner to be in playgirl magazine, but i don't know.

    I just need to know, what do I need to be published in the magazine?

    Here is a photo of me from earlier this summer:
    http://a.photos.cx/mikeyoutside-a46.jpg


    please help.
    If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.
  • tony299
    lurker
    • Aug 2002
    • 57021

    #2
    Why are you coming here for that lol if your not joking hit the gym hard

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94741

      #3
      You're going to need a new face, man...

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      • DamageX
        Marketing & Strategy
        • Jun 2001
        • 14293

        #4
        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
        You're going to need a new face, man...
        What is it guys say about girls, nothing a bag can't fix?
        Whitehat is for chumps

        If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!

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        • Tullian Zombie
          Confirmed User
          • May 2006
          • 302

          #5


          And in the off chance you're serious and this is not a joke--sorry for being a bitch but..........

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          • Machete_
            WINNING!
            • Oct 2002
            • 14579

            #6
            this is a scam, do not send any emails or in any way participate in this

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            • Pimpin_J
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2006
              • 3637

              #7
              I drop Heff a call

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              • Tullian Zombie
                Confirmed User
                • May 2006
                • 302

                #8
                Originally posted by ebus_dk
                this is a scam, do not send any emails or in any way participate in this
                oh that's even more hilarious! What kind of scam is it?
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                • Philip G
                  Registered User
                  • Feb 2006
                  • 43

                  #9
                  Haha...is this guy serious?
                  Most of the time I'm working

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                  • rounders
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 2931

                    #10
                    i fell off my chair laughing! =X
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                    • Dagwolf
                      President of Canada
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 23141

                      #11
                      Originally posted by DamageX
                      What is it guys say about girls, nothing a bag can't fix?
                      I think Playgirl already did a spread on "The Unknown Comic".

                      If you've seen one guy with a bag on his head, you've seen them all.
                      Sleep well, and dream of large women.

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                      • leftybogs
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 386

                        #12
                        OMG... im sorry but.. are you sure???
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                        • grumpy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2002
                          • 9870

                          #13
                          looks like the guy from finland, the webmaster. Cant remember his name.
                          Don't let greediness blur your vision | You gotta let some shit slide
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                          • Jakke PNG
                            ex-TeenGodFather
                            • Nov 2001
                            • 20306

                            #14
                            Originally posted by grumpy
                            looks like the guy from finland, the webmaster. Cant remember his name.
                            Doesn't ring a bell to me. I thought I was the only guy in finland who got interwebs on my computers.
                            ..and I'm off.

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                            • fibble
                              Confirmed User
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 771

                              #15
                              uhmmm what would i say..?

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                              • mlove
                                the guy
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 764

                                #16
                                this thread is not a joke, or a scam. I am genuinly interested in pursuing this dream.

                                yesterday i did 100 crunches on my uncle's ablounge. Today, i did 50 situps on my living room floor. I would get a subscription for a gym, but the local gym charges a lot of money for a 1 month subscription, at least 500 dollars.

                                Does anybody know what else i need?
                                If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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                                • Spunky
                                  I need a beer
                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 133986

                                  #17
                                  Shaving off all your hair wont help any dude..

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                                  • mlove
                                    the guy
                                    • Apr 2005
                                    • 764

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Spunky
                                    Shaving off all your hair wont help any dude..
                                    they could probably photoshop me into something desirable, couldn't they?
                                    If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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