Help me get into playgirl magazine - GoFuckYourself.com

mlove · 11-23-2006, 11:37 PM

For as long as I can remember, I have dreamed of modeling for playgirl magazine. Unfortunately, during my days as a young boy, I gained a massive amount of weight due to steroid medications i had to take for asthma, and my dream was crushed.

Then at the age of 22, I got on a bike, and rode for a very long time. At this point, I have lost 70 pounds from my original 285 pound weight mark. However, I still have weight to lose.

While admiring my accomplishment, my dream of modeling for playgirl magazine came back to mind, and so now I am going to start working to conquer my dream of being published in the magazine.

I am currently 215 pounds, 6'3, balding a little, but i can shave all of my hair off. I am not very muscular or tan, but I am willing to work to improve this. Also, i don't have a giant boner, but i am average. I have heard you don't need a giant boner to be in playgirl magazine, but i don't know.

I just need to know, what do I need to be published in the magazine?

Here is a photo of me from earlier this summer:
http://a.photos.cx/mikeyoutside-a46.jpg

please help.

tony286 · 11-24-2006, 12:23 AM

Why are you coming here for that lol if your not joking hit the gym hard

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2006, 12:24 AM

You're going to need a new face, man...

DamageX · 11-24-2006, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

You're going to need a new face, man...

What is it guys say about girls, nothing a bag can't fix?

Tullian Zombie · 11-24-2006, 12:56 AM

And in the off chance you're serious and this is not a joke--sorry for being a bitch but..........

Machete_ · 11-24-2006, 12:57 AM

this is a scam, do not send any emails or in any way participate in this

Pimpin_J · 11-24-2006, 12:58 AM

I drop Heff a call

Tullian Zombie · 11-24-2006, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ebus_dk

this is a scam, do not send any emails or in any way participate in this

oh that's even more hilarious! What kind of scam is it?

Philip G · 11-24-2006, 01:07 AM

Haha...is this guy serious?

rounders · 11-24-2006, 01:25 AM

i fell off my chair laughing! =X

Dagwolf · 11-24-2006, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by DamageX

What is it guys say about girls, nothing a bag can't fix?

I think Playgirl already did a spread on "The Unknown Comic".

If you've seen one guy with a bag on his head, you've seen them all.

leftybogs · 11-24-2006, 02:10 AM

OMG... im sorry but.. are you sure???

grumpy · 11-24-2006, 02:19 AM

looks like the guy from finland, the webmaster. Cant remember his name.

Jakke PNG · 11-24-2006, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

looks like the guy from finland, the webmaster. Cant remember his name.

Doesn't ring a bell to me. I thought I was the only guy in finland who got interwebs on my computers.

fibble · 11-24-2006, 02:43 AM

uhmmm what would i say..?

mlove · 11-24-2006, 09:34 PM

this thread is not a joke, or a scam. I am genuinly interested in pursuing this dream.

yesterday i did 100 crunches on my uncle's ablounge. Today, i did 50 situps on my living room floor. I would get a subscription for a gym, but the local gym charges a lot of money for a 1 month subscription, at least 500 dollars.

Does anybody know what else i need?

Spunky · 11-24-2006, 09:37 PM

Shaving off all your hair wont help any dude..

mlove · 11-24-2006, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spunky

Shaving off all your hair wont help any dude..

they could probably photoshop me into something desirable, couldn't they?

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mlove the guy Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 764	Help me get into playgirl magazine For as long as I can remember, I have dreamed of modeling for playgirl magazine. Unfortunately, during my days as a young boy, I gained a massive amount of weight due to steroid medications i had to take for asthma, and my dream was crushed. Then at the age of 22, I got on a bike, and rode for a very long time. At this point, I have lost 70 pounds from my original 285 pound weight mark. However, I still have weight to lose. While admiring my accomplishment, my dream of modeling for playgirl magazine came back to mind, and so now I am going to start working to conquer my dream of being published in the magazine. I am currently 215 pounds, 6'3, balding a little, but i can shave all of my hair off. I am not very muscular or tan, but I am willing to work to improve this. Also, i don't have a giant boner, but i am average. I have heard you don't need a giant boner to be in playgirl magazine, but i don't know. I just need to know, what do I need to be published in the magazine? Here is a photo of me from earlier this summer: http://a.photos.cx/mikeyoutside-a46.jpg please help. __________________ If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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mlove the guy Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 764	this thread is not a joke, or a scam. I am genuinly interested in pursuing this dream. yesterday i did 100 crunches on my uncle's ablounge. Today, i did 50 situps on my living room floor. I would get a subscription for a gym, but the local gym charges a lot of money for a 1 month subscription, at least 500 dollars. Does anybody know what else i need? __________________ If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.

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