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jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Page #5 !?!?!?!?

Whats all this talk about jazz?...nothing like some sweet jazz to get the ladies in the mood

Jazz is okay, but some funky french experimental stuff is better...you ever heard of Esthero?

Good bottle of wine + Esthero cd on the box = panties dropped.

Nina · 07-14-2002, 10:00 AM

whew, I need to take a head count!

So far, in the running are:

some_idiot- for the Bat belt

pr0- because he has a goat

dirtyone- because he looks like Andy

edmo- because I have no idea what he's talking about

gothweb- for all those credentials!

ScriptDude- 'computer services', need I say more?

va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job

g33k- for his sig

did I miss anyone?

jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina

va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job

g33k- for his sig

did I miss anyone?

Heck I got a blowjob between the time I started posting on this thread this morning and now.

gothweb · 07-14-2002, 10:06 AM

I must win this contest! I must! Let's see how I can boost my position...

Re: the Bat Belt... I used to carry on me, at all times, the following... HP RPN calculator, Apple Newton (original model) PDA, CD Walkman, one or two sci-fi novels, and my PowerBook.

and, there's one more I can match...

Does that help?

NOTR · 07-14-2002, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
whew, I need to take a head count!

So far, in the running are:

some_idiot- for the Bat belt

pr0- because he has a goat

dirtyone- because he looks like Andy

edmo- because I have no idea what he's talking about

gothweb- for all those credentials!

ScriptDude- 'computer services', need I say more?

va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job

g33k- for his sig

did I miss anyone?

Yup you missed me. Cause I make you feel all tingly inside... you know what I mean

Nina · 07-14-2002, 10:10 AM

I love it! I guess I should add, any actual sex or naked pictures will get extra points!

jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 10:13 AM

Anyway does being a dead ringer for Hollywood superstar Rick Moranis qualify me as a geek? I even bought some of those trendy dork glasses.

jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
I love it! I guess I should add, any actual sex or naked pictures will get extra points!

This contest is spiraling out of control. Dorks don't have actual sex.

Nina · 07-14-2002, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

This contest is spiraling out of control. Dorks don't have actual sex.

This is just the kind of sterotype we're trying to bring down.

zip · 07-14-2002, 10:18 AM

hahaha

zip · 07-14-2002, 10:18 AM

ah wait... to late..

how geeky

07-14-2002, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by UnseenWorld

Please tell me that was done with Photoshop.

Actually if you look closely you might be able to see the Scotch tape all over his face. Also his missing arm is just tucked into his shirt. Mess up the hair and drink half a bottle of whiskey and 10+ beers and you have instant burn victim mutant mongoloid man.

Stan Winston eat your heart out.

jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
And yes, when I first started my site was called thesmartestpornstar.com.

So what happened...Jenna Jameson email you a scan of her SAT's and threaten legal action?

Who is the CURRENT smartest pornstar?

pr0 · 07-14-2002, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick

Actually if you look closely you might be able to see the Scotch tape all over his face. Also his missing arm is just tucked into his shirt. Mess up the hair and drink half a bottle of whiskey and 10+ beers and you have instant burn victim mutant mongoloid man.

Stan Winston eat your heart out.

dirtyone · 07-14-2002, 10:30 AM

Wow I can't believe I made the list... this is so cool?.but I know I am not nearly geeky enough so let me add a little more to my geek resume... I was in the band (played the trumpet) still have it in fact and can still play... I also took piano lessons for 4 years (can't play that anymore)... umm.... ooohhh I still have my Apple IIc and it works.... I love classical music and I am the guy that everybody calls to come hook up their stereo/computer/car speakers...last thing I am posting all of this on GFY... I think that?s pretty geeky in itself?sorry Nina no nudes on my end but I love yours

Nina · 07-14-2002, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

So what happened...Jenna Jameson email you a scan of her SAT's and threaten legal action?

Who is the CURRENT smartest pornstar?

lol... no.

If you go to thesmartestpornstar.com you'll see it redirects to ninaknowsbest.com. I just decided for marketing purposes the word "pornstar' should be dropped.

NOTR · 07-14-2002, 10:39 AM

By far Nina is the geekiest so far, have you seen her pieces of writing? Hell it would take me a few essay sites to put together some of the stuff she does

Yeah enough ass kissing eh? I'm just enjoying my members area

jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina

lol... no.

If you go to thesmartestpornstar.com you'll see it redirects to ninaknowsbest.com. I just decided for marketing purposes the word "pornstar' should be dropped.

Funny that's actually what I was thinking...maybe you are the smartest uh..porn chick.

TheBigGuy · 07-14-2002, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by evildick

Actually if you look closely you might be able to see the Scotch tape all over his face. Also his missing arm is just tucked into his shirt. Mess up the hair and drink half a bottle of whiskey and 10+ beers and you have instant burn victim mutant mongoloid man.

Stan Winston eat your heart out.

This has to be the funniest anything I have ever seen on the net!!

zip · 07-14-2002, 10:48 AM

You must be new

some_idiot · 07-14-2002, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina
whew, I need to take a head count!

So far, in the running are:

some_idiot- for the Bat belt

Still missing from the image is the Palm IIIx in the small
of my back.

From left to right;

Agenda VR3 Linux computer (developers edition)
RIM 957 web/email pager (3 years old no less)
Local cell phone (for "personal" calls)
MP3 player (all local bar bands)
World cell phone (with 416 number and a China number)
Homebrew 9600baud data radio with a 1 mile range
(I will make these for anyone that wants a set, $400usd for belt unit and home basestation)

...Sorry guys , wife took the pics, but she won't suck
me off for the board.

zip · 07-14-2002, 10:55 AM

You're making quite a big deal of this eh?

some_idiot · 07-14-2002, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zip
You're making quite a big deal of this eh?

It's sunday and I'm bored... nothing to do but drink beer
and wait for everyone to return to work tomorrow morning
and start buying porn again.

I have so little... can't I get just bit carried away?

TheBigGuy · 07-14-2002, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zip
You must be new

You must be Zippidy Do Daw! What's up old fellow?

zip · 07-14-2002, 11:04 AM

It's all good

TheBigGuy · 07-14-2002, 11:11 AM

missypee · 07-14-2002, 11:23 AM

I love you Nina

Nina · 07-14-2002, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by missypee
I love you Nina

what a nice thing to say.

Nina · 07-14-2002, 12:14 PM

ok, time for the next pic...

<img src="http://www.ninaknowsbest.com/uploads/nerds5.jpg">

Va2k · 07-14-2002, 12:22 PM

Oh god Nina If you ever need to find someone for another shoot hit me up

some_idiot · 07-14-2002, 12:30 PM

Ok the wife says I can a no face shot of her getting
stuffed on top of the Xyplex.

What's the geek factor to getting laid on a $70,000
piece of gear?

pr0 · 07-14-2002, 12:31 PM

Nina i want more pictures!!!

NOTR · 07-14-2002, 12:34 PM

MORE MORE MORE MORE

Nina · 07-14-2002, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot
Ok the wife says I can a no face shot of her getting
stuffed on top of the Xyplex.

What's the geek factor to getting laid on a $70,000
piece of gear?

lol... I can't wait to see.

Va2k · 07-14-2002, 01:09 PM

This is one of the best threads in a while

some_idiot · 07-14-2002, 01:47 PM

This image complies with all known country and state
laws. The gear involved in this shot is obsolete and of
age as far as consumer electronics goes.

Keep this image out of your "surfer" archives. The girl
in this picture claims sole and total distribution rights.
Rights granted for the display on GFY only.
(She's shy boys and girls)

Beat my geekiness (and that on the part of the girl that
helped become the total geek I am) now!

Ace-Ace · 07-14-2002, 01:49 PM

Wow...

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-14-2002, 01:54 PM

Do I make ya horny ?!?

TDF · 07-14-2002, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimmy3way

Jazz is okay, but some funky french experimental stuff is better...you ever heard of Esthero?

Good bottle of wine + Esthero cd on the box = panties dropped.

wow...I didnt know any of the GFY people listened to estero..my song is half a world away...good shit jimmy!

NOTR · 07-14-2002, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Do I make ya horny ?!?

Hell yeah

SpyCam · 07-14-2002, 02:05 PM

I won't let use my photo for gay sites

jimmy3way · 07-14-2002, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

wow...I didnt know any of the GFY people listened to estero..my song is half a world away...good shit jimmy!

Man, we need to break out of this geek thread and set up a baller thread.

zip · 07-14-2002, 02:16 PM

I'm in

edmo · 07-14-2002, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot
Ok the wife says I can a no face shot of her getting
stuffed on top of the Xyplex.

What's the geek factor to getting laid on a $70,000
piece of gear?

There is no geek factor to cheap, old ass hardware. That may have been a $70,000 box way back in like 1992 but it's worth around $80 now. My USRobotics dsl router can route packets better and faster than your Xyplex. Why are you adding an extra hop in your house anyway? I cannot for the life of me understand why you'd be impressed by a flea market box and not a Juniper. Maybe you're allergic to Sonet.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProp erty=MetaEndSort&query=xyplex+9000

Nina, I'll teach you whatever you want to know about networking technologies even if I don't win.

Jakke PNG · 07-14-2002, 02:21 PM

This thread really spooks me,
I allways thought I was weird.
What a bunch of clowns!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-14-2002, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NOTR

Hell yeah

You can sweet talk me all ya want Beeyatch ... I am not gonna drop my price for yer site !!!

some_idiot · 07-14-2002, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by edmo

There is no geek factor to cheap, old ass hardware. That may have been a $70,000 box way back in like 1992 but it's worth around $80 now. My USRobotics dsl router can route packets better and faster than your Xyplex. Why are you adding an extra hop in your house anyway? I cannot for the life of me understand why you'd be impressed by a flea market box and not a Juniper. Maybe you're allergic to Sonet.

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProp erty=MetaEndSort&query=xyplex+9000

Nina, I'll teach you whatever you want to know about networking technologies even if I don't win.

Well, 1996... and I'll put your DSL router up to the
20 gig backplane any day.

... put your dick and your girlfriends pussy
where your keyboard is.

Peace!

NOTR · 07-14-2002, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-

You can sweet talk me all ya want Beeyatch ... I am not gonna drop my price for yer site !!!

WHo say's I was sweet talkin ya

Nina · 07-14-2002, 02:49 PM

ok, hungryman and spycam are both on the list.

And TeenGodFather, I have to put you on there too, only because I've had this secret crush on you and your design should have ranked way higher in the contest-I-will-not-name.

edmo · 07-14-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot

Well, 1996... and I'll put your DSL router up to the
20 gig backplane any day.

... put your dick and your girlfriends pussy
where your keyboard is.

Peace!

You'd have to plug it in to compete with mine. Last time I checked your picture of the Xyplex on the first page the only port hooked up was the console port. I'd be using it as a table too. If you need help configuring it there might be some manuals on ebay.

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Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	whew, I need to take a head count! So far, in the running are: some_idiot- for the Bat belt pr0- because he has a goat dirtyone- because he looks like Andy edmo- because I have no idea what he's talking about gothweb- for all those credentials! ScriptDude- 'computer services', need I say more? va2k- for his courage and the fact that he actually got a blow job g33k- for his sig did I miss anyone?

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Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	I love it! I guess I should add, any actual sex or naked pictures will get extra points!

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zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	ah wait... to late.. how geeky

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dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Wow I can't believe I made the list... this is so cool?.but I know I am not nearly geeky enough so let me add a little more to my geek resume... I was in the band (played the trumpet) still have it in fact and can still play... I also took piano lessons for 4 years (can't play that anymore)... umm.... ooohhh I still have my Apple IIc and it works.... I love classical music and I am the guy that everybody calls to come hook up their stereo/computer/car speakers...last thing I am posting all of this on GFY... I think that?s pretty geeky in itself?sorry Nina no nudes on my end but I love yours

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NOTR Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 380	By far Nina is the geekiest so far, have you seen her pieces of writing? Hell it would take me a few essay sites to put together some of the stuff she does Yeah enough ass kissing eh? I'm just enjoying my members area

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zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	You're making quite a big deal of this eh?

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NOTR Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MTL Posts: 380	MORE MORE MORE MORE

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some_idiot Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Doesn't matter, I'm not buying you another pint! Posts: 1,511	This image complies with all known country and state laws. The gear involved in this shot is obsolete and of age as far as consumer electronics goes. Keep this image out of your "surfer" archives. The girl in this picture claims sole and total distribution rights. Rights granted for the display on GFY only. (She's shy boys and girls) Beat my geekiness (and that on the part of the girl that helped become the total geek I am) now!

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Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	ok, hungryman and spycam are both on the list. And TeenGodFather, I have to put you on there too, only because I've had this secret crush on you and your design should have ranked way higher in the contest-I-will-not-name.