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CuriousToyBoy · 11-12-2006, 01:28 AM

Were the way we convinced Americans into Fosters beer and Outback Steakhouses.

I would not know where to buy a Fosters here in Australia, it is absolute sheep's piss.

And Outback Steakhouses steaks?

NOTHING like ours and we would NEVER over-season the shit out of our steaks like that.

But don't let that stop you eating and drinking.

WiredGuy · 11-12-2006, 01:33 AM

I love Fosters, I drink it at the bar across the street every Thursday

WG

MyNameIsNobody · 11-12-2006, 01:34 AM

The best marketing scam ever is religon.. convincing people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, watching everything you do..

and of course the church and gods men need money! pay them, god says so.

Fizzgig · 11-12-2006, 01:39 AM

So what's a GOOD Aussie beer?

GTS Mark · 11-12-2006, 01:44 AM

I don't mind Fosters? Maybe they make it differently over here than in Australia?

DH

Love Brokers · 11-12-2006, 01:45 AM

"I would not know where to buy a Fosters here in Australia, it is absolute sheep's piss."

This is your persuasion then, Mate? Sheep's piss is what you wet your dry gullet with?

LiveDose · 11-12-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST

I don't mind Fosters? Maybe they make it differently over here than in Australia?

DH

Yeah I believe the jokes on them.

SlamDesigns · 11-12-2006, 01:54 AM

Isn't there an Australian beer named "Piss"? How the fuck would you order that? "Hey mate, can I get a bottle of Piss over here"? "Bartender, a round for everyone...they all need to taste this Piss"! "I've had a long day...can't wait to drink some Piss".

Pointless · 11-12-2006, 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose

Yeah I believe the jokes on them.

i dont care for fosters.

i havent seen anyone drink that around here and i drink alot.

baddog · 11-12-2006, 02:03 AM

I have always thought Fosters was some of the worst beer I ever tasted.

dotcommer · 11-12-2006, 02:08 AM

I tend to agree!!!

CuriousToyBoy · 11-12-2006, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I love Fosters, I drink it at the bar across the street every Thursday

WG

Maybe that Canuckstani water and brewing process makes it better than the shit it is here.

CuriousToyBoy · 11-12-2006, 02:12 AM

"Piss" is an Australian slang saying for alcohol.

I'm pissed = I'm drunk

I'm drinking piss = I'm drinking alcohol

Let's get on the piss = Let's go and have a few drinks

So if you did walk into a pub here and aks for a glass of piss, they would probably say "Sure, what's your poison?"

;-)

biftek · 11-12-2006, 02:12 AM

all beer is the worst shit i have tasted , don't know how ppl can drink that crap

the beer named "piss" was a home brew job , only selected pubs sold it

Fizzgig · 11-12-2006, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dotcommer

I tend to agree!!!

With whom do you tend to agree?

SlamDesigns · 11-12-2006, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biftek

all beer is the worst shit i have tasted , don't know how ppl can drink that crap

the beer named "piss" was a home brew job , only selected pubs sold it

http://www.pi55.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Beer

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marko13 · 11-12-2006, 03:07 AM

the best marketing scams are produced from americans for other parts of the world.... the know that if demands side is gone than they will create it although there isn't place for such.... but everyone wants to follow americans and the have success to sell us anything they produce...

Pointless · 11-12-2006, 03:14 AM

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