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CuriousToyBoy 11-12-2006 01:28 AM

The Best Merketing Scams Ever Perpetrated ...
 
Were the way we convinced Americans into Fosters beer and Outback Steakhouses.

I would not know where to buy a Fosters here in Australia, it is absolute sheep's piss.

And Outback Steakhouses steaks?

NOTHING like ours and we would NEVER over-season the shit out of our steaks like that.

But don't let that stop you eating and drinking.

:winkwink: :thumbsup :1orglaugh :pimp

WiredGuy 11-12-2006 01:33 AM

I love Fosters, I drink it at the bar across the street every Thursday :)
WG

MyNameIsNobody 11-12-2006 01:34 AM

The best marketing scam ever is religon.. convincing people that there's an invisible man living in the sky, watching everything you do..

and of course the church and gods men need money! pay them, god says so.

Fizzgig 11-12-2006 01:39 AM

So what's a GOOD Aussie beer?

GTS Mark 11-12-2006 01:44 AM

I don't mind Fosters? Maybe they make it differently over here than in Australia?

DH

Love Brokers 11-12-2006 01:45 AM

"I would not know where to buy a Fosters here in Australia, it is absolute sheep's piss."

This is your persuasion then, Mate? Sheep's piss is what you wet your dry gullet with?:1orglaugh

LiveDose 11-12-2006 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHARDEST (Post 11295564)
I don't mind Fosters? Maybe they make it differently over here than in Australia?

DH



Yeah I believe the jokes on them.:thumbsup

SlamDesigns 11-12-2006 01:54 AM

Isn't there an Australian beer named "Piss"? How the fuck would you order that? "Hey mate, can I get a bottle of Piss over here"? "Bartender, a round for everyone...they all need to taste this Piss"! "I've had a long day...can't wait to drink some Piss".

Pointless 11-12-2006 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 11295578)
Yeah I believe the jokes on them.:thumbsup

i dont care for fosters.

i havent seen anyone drink that around here and i drink alot.

baddog 11-12-2006 02:03 AM

I have always thought Fosters was some of the worst beer I ever tasted.

dotcommer 11-12-2006 02:08 AM

I tend to agree!!!

CuriousToyBoy 11-12-2006 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 11295530)
I love Fosters, I drink it at the bar across the street every Thursday :)
WG

Maybe that Canuckstani water and brewing process makes it better than the shit it is here.

:winkwink:

CuriousToyBoy 11-12-2006 02:12 AM

"Piss" is an Australian slang saying for alcohol.

I'm pissed = I'm drunk

I'm drinking piss = I'm drinking alcohol

Let's get on the piss = Let's go and have a few drinks

So if you did walk into a pub here and aks for a glass of piss, they would probably say "Sure, what's your poison?"

;-)

biftek 11-12-2006 02:12 AM

all beer is the worst shit i have tasted , don't know how ppl can drink that crap

the beer named "piss" was a home brew job , only selected pubs sold it

Fizzgig 11-12-2006 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dotcommer (Post 11295664)
I tend to agree!!!

With whom do you tend to agree?

SlamDesigns 11-12-2006 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biftek (Post 11295687)
all beer is the worst shit i have tasted , don't know how ppl can drink that crap

the beer named "piss" was a home brew job , only selected pubs sold it


http://www.pi55.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piss_Beer

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marko13 11-12-2006 03:07 AM

the best marketing scams are produced from americans for other parts of the world.... the know that if demands side is gone than they will create it although there isn't place for such.... but everyone wants to follow americans and the have success to sell us anything they produce...

Pointless 11-12-2006 03:14 AM

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