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EBORG9 · 11-10-2006, 01:29 AM

I need some new ones, for the dozens at my local "get drunk, fall down, and pick up some cocktail waitress with low self esteem" bar.

Something like this.......
Your moma so short you can see her feet in her drivers license picture.

dougeetx · 11-10-2006, 01:50 AM

Watch the tv show "Yo Momma" on MTV

E$_manager · 11-10-2006, 09:53 AM

I do not watch MTV. If some show that is worth seeing appeared - good.

TampaToker · 11-10-2006, 10:12 AM

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Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

11-10-2006, 01:29 AM	#1
EBORG9 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,823	Your moma so.....?!!!! I need some new ones, for the dozens at my local "get drunk, fall down, and pick up some cocktail waitress with low self esteem" bar. Something like this....... Your moma so short you can see her feet in her drivers license picture.

11-10-2006, 01:50 AM	#2
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11-10-2006, 09:53 AM	#3
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11-10-2006, 10:12 AM	#4
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