Your moma so.....?!!!!
 

I need some new ones, for the dozens at my local "get drunk, fall down, and pick up some cocktail waitress with low self esteem" bar.

Something like this.......
Your moma so short you can see her feet in her drivers license picture.

Watch the tv show "Yo Momma" on MTV

I do not watch MTV. If some show that is worth seeing appeared - good.

Yo mama teeth so yellow , when she yawns at 5pm, ALL traffic sloowwwwwws down!



Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama's so dumb, she thought the quarterback in a football game was some kind of cash give-away

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning

Your Momma's so dumb, when a guy said it was chilly outside your momma gone got a bowl

Your mother's so fat, her blood type is Ragu

Yo mamma so fat she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack


Yo mama so fat her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky

Yo mama's so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup


Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't take her out

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory